Chatty Cake

I thought Brooke was going to come to Taylor with a shared custody of Ridge proposal. Then when the two compared Ridge and Bill to superheroes, I thought maybe they’d draw names. Instead they just giggled.

DAMMIT! Jeremy Stark was about to tear into Nick, Jack and even dear, sweet Danny Romalotti when the news broke in. I’ve never been so upset in my life. Its 2023, people have phones, tablets and countless news channels. There is no reason to break into the soap operas like it’s the 1970s.

Yes!! Then he can go into Rock On. After all Phyllis is supposedly dead.

Since Chance insisted on conducting the whole thing at the party why didn’t Danny Romalatti soothe everyone with a ballad?

My highlight of today came early on when Jeremy told Summer and Daniel that they hadn’t been talking to Phyllis much and Daniel attempted to charge at him.

Teresa sounds ridiculous defending this bozo about the pajamas. Him bringing that up to Gorga was so weird. I think the Lauritas were just as fake as all the others regarding their money and lifestyle. I have mixed feelings about her returning. We could use a break from Margaret and they need to ax the asshole Jackie completely. I’m not sure if Jacqueline is the answer though.

Each episode is more boring than the last. This show could be a sleep remedy for people who struggle. I like Clint and wish they had chosen someone more appropriate for him. That nose ring is so off putting. Kirsten is too much. She really doesn’t expect to contribute financially to her household? What an entitled brat. Airris is so dull. It’s unfair for Jasmine. She should be strong and leave.

I think by his later years, Teresa and her dad were in a good place. Melissa didn’t get that chance since her dad passed when she was quite young. I would say Melissa has daddy issues to a degree or she was just using her late dad for attention on the show. It was good that Teresa shut down stupid old Jackie acting like Teresa mentioning dad issues was so wrong. Jackie is such a try hard, a moron and an asshole all rolled into one, I can’t believe the idiot is an attorney. I bet she’s not good at it and what she really wanted was to be a fan favorite real housewife but she failed at that too. Most viewers despise her and find her gross.

I like Steven calling out Ridge. The waffler certainly deserves it. He still has the nerve to be a dick to Steven, asking him if he’s hungry. I do wish they weren’t dragging it out.

Even if Ridge was in LA he whole time, couldn’t he have gotten himself to a Sport Clips or Supercuts and get himself cleaned up from time to time?

I know that they usually don’t tell us what day of the week it is but when Victoria told Audra she’d see her at the office in the morning I thought, huh? Wouldn’t they have the gala on a Friday night?

I didn’t like this storyline at all but I did laugh at the motley crew that showed up at Deacons. Ridge, his man bun, Bill, Detective Baker and the FBI.

That’s it! He’s making Teresa look bad to set himself as the hero and that’s what sucks about him. Like you said, he could be nice to Melissa’s mom without mentioning the wedding. Based on Joe’s face, I thought he was ready to laugh but out of shock.

Maybe he was rounding up some more of that anti coma medication he got for her last tumble at an event. Although last time, he gave us a years peace before getting ahold of it.

Louie is a turncoat and a traitor. How dare he apologize to Melissa’s mom for her not being invited to the wedding. That’s on his fiancé’s side and it’s up to her to decide if she wants to invite her. If he has an in laws parent on his side that he wants to invite, that’s fine. He shouldn’t be crossing lines and defying his so called beloveds wishes. Maybe creepy is in the eye of the beholder but I thought the way he guided Melissa to a Louis therapy session in the middle of a party was weird as fuck. Mentioning the pajamas to Joe Gorga was extremely creepy. I don’t care if Nonno left a note in his will that said “ and to Teresa’s future lover, my new with tags, Ralph Lauren Pajamas” the way he brought it up to Joe was messed up.

I noticed Kyle eyeing Audra. He’s about due for a fling.

I finally watched the second half of the episode. What a waste of time. Rachel is trying to get in with who she sees as the cool kids which is Margaret and Melissa instead of becoming closer with the other newbie. I’m sick of looking at Rachel’s weird facial expressions, her horrible nose job and her husbands chin. Danielle could have just said it was the social media shit that did her and her brothers relationship in. It’s dumb but it happens. Instead she stormed off which wasn’t necessary. Still I like her. Poor Jackie, knowing she’s most likely getting demoted but not secure or strong enough to walk away on her own. It couldn’t have happened to a more disgusting person. Bye Jackass! I’ve usually taken Teresa’s side against the Gorgas and others who join the show to bash her. I always found it off putting that her own brother and wife joined the show to air their family business and take her down. At this point though, I just want them all to go away. Why is Teresa marrying Louie? He’s a fucking weirdo! What the hell was that bullshit, taking Melissa by the hand to be the therapeutic voice of reason? When he scolded Teresa for coming up to them that would have been a great time to flip another table, this time onto his creepy ass! The pajama stuff, telling Gorga to hold a pillow, chasing after them to pretend make up and then scolding his fiancé again. Something is wrong with this dude.

Maybe Juan lost his wallet and that lady showed up to pay for his nails.

So Gorga put no money into the pizza place and wanted half? I didn’t believe him when he said he could have put the 200k in no problem. Sure. Eww, Jackie needs to STFU about Danielles brother. What’s the truth with your estranged sister Jackass? Oh that’s right, nobody cares. Margaret is repulsive. She fuels the Gorgas with the ongoing anti-Teresa stuff. She adds nothing to the show these days.

Wouldn’t the FBI be very close during Bills interrogation of Shelia?

I bet Phyllis is going to fake her death and make it seem like Diane murdered her. That’s what Jeremy’s been carrying around. Fake death serum.

I didn’t know Miguel and Lindy broke up! Am I surprised? No. https://people.com/tv/married-at-first-sight-lindy-and-miguel-divorce/

How can Nate cozy up to Victorias with Elena there? They haven’t broken up yet have they? What a jerk! Of course Diane is going to fall into Phyllis’s trap. You would think someone who faked their own death for years would have a little, just a little, common sense.

Same!

I enjoyed this show and laughed a lot throughout. I did find that a little of Liz went a long way. Also the way her and Gabby became so close so quickly and all the “love you” crap seemed a bit over the top as did Liz demanding a letter of recommendation for Gabby. Overall though I found it pretty entertaining.