Chatty Cake

Melissa, Margaret, Fuda and Fessler look awful.I think Margaret thinks a tight pony or bun smoothes her wrinkles out but it’s too harsh and the color is horrible. Hey Teresa, undies with a see through chiffon is not a real dress. Put some clothes on woman! Not a fan of Jennifer’s dress, it’s too matronly and would have suited Margaret better. I can’t say I like Danielle’s dress either. Dolores’s really wants to show off her figure. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Jackie looks the best. If only she had a normal strap, I think the dress would be pretty.

Gina goes on and on about being a salon owner but we all saw it’s a little pod salon. Nothing wrong with that but there’s no need for her to talk about it constantly with Clint. Her employee probably found a better job. Clint’s been a good sport and has bent over backwards to be nice since his comment that she never got over. Also she says “friend zone” in every episode. She’s made no effort to change that.

Poor Elena but the sooner she is done with this cheating dickhead, the better. I hope they give her a new love interest. Tucker walking around in his pajammies with his hair sticking up offering Jack coffee was wonderful. That’s what this show needs. Instead of everyone renting these hotel rooms, they need to open up the mansions in town.

I know Nicole can’t help it but her shoulders and arms look like a linebacker in those tank tops. Between that and her constant nagging about right after decision day is very off putting. She’s very needy. He should have put his foot down at the dinosaur costume. They looked ridiculous and a grown man shouldn’t be dressing like that. He needs to start standing up to her. Shaq and Kirsten seem like a decent couple. Did anyone else think Airris maybe left on a booty call? Clint seems like a great cook and a lot of fun. Gina always looks miserable and sour. She sits around like a sloth with that ugly ass nose ring. Would it kill her to have a little fun with him?

It disgusts me that she has a residency.

If we are stuck with another season of Margaret, I think they should bring on the ex friend. I’m sure she knows a lot of nasty stuff about her.

I like Nate too and thought Weird Beard was an asshole for bringing up the rat comment which was no big deal. I think he’s trying to kiss up to Joe Gorga. I felt the same. She doesn’t usually act vulnerable.

Lol, I think the wedding took on new life when Bravo got involved.

Victoria is so obnoxious regarding Adam. I hope Victor tires of her and throws her out. Who brought attention to Nate’s side part? Cause now that’s all I see when he’s on. Some dicks can’t be unsucked.

I bet Bill is fine in his professional world. His patients probably get a kick out of him on the show since it’s plastic surgery after all. I didn’t notice if Bill smoked but I think weed is milder than getting rip roaring drunk. I agree that Teresa hasn’t been over the top so far. She’s tried to include Melissa but Melissa shuts her down.

I don’t find the games entertaining but I guess the farm agreed to cameras so that’s what we got. Did the ladies really even paint those scenes? Melissa is enjoying acting butt hurt over the wedding. Joe too. So Louie only knew Bill a year, who cares? Teresa’s known them longer and they like Jen and Bill better than Joe and Melissa It’s just tiresome to watch because at this point we know the wedding is more about Bravo than anything else. Margaret is kind of brave trusting her friend to hang with Joe Benigno while she’s out of the country. They looked suspicious to me. Why did Weird Beard bring up the rat thing at guys night? Rats husband and Joe Gorga calling Bill an afterthought kind of threw an edge on an otherwise nice guys night. What a couple of bitch boys.

Maybe one of those Influencer schools where you develop your brand?

How does the psychiatrist not see that her son is winding her up about whether or not Ridge will go back with Brooke because their son is home? Thomas is lucky all these people took him back but he’s still a devious and insecure little fucker.

I’m sick of Nick glaring at Adam. Adam should be glaring at him!

She filmed with hopes of returning as a full time housewife but most viewers don’t like her. The powers that be realized they can’t make fetch happen and demoted her to the dreaded “friend of.” Hopefully we won’t see her at all next season.

Yes! Jackie was so mad about Evans cheating coming out that she had to say something vile about Gia to get back at Tre. Margaret certainly wouldn’t defend Tres children because Jackie is Margaret’s little lap doggie. That said, I don’t think Teresa needed to bring up Antonia. It was actually a stupid question on Rachel Fudas part. The parents are constantly fighting, of course the kids aren’t close.

She was getting him out of the way so she could charge Danielle for bringing up her FAMILY. The funny thing is, it was Melissa and Joe. That craziness probably helped get them on the show.

At least Audra has some pep in her step even if we don’t know what she’s up to. More interesting than Mop with her monotone seductive scene. More fun to watch than Crispy losing her mind. Speaking of Crispy, I saw a Y and R Facebook group advertised on my page with a pic of Crispy. The comments were all complimentary about the love of MS in her role. I don’t get it. I didn’t mind Billy scenes with Kyle but then they ruined it by bringing Chelsea in. The actress is pregnant right? I laughed at the giant bag of take out. Maybe she’ll need to leave for treatment soon. The baby shower would have been cute if there had been some people there. I noticed Elena livened up with Noah and wonder if they’ll go there later. Nate and Audra, Noah and Elena. Even though Noah isn’t exactly dynamic, I’m glad they didn’t totally throw him away.

The new RJ seems fine, I just wonder what they are going to do with him. Maybe some summer interns will arrive soon.

I read that this recent video was released on purpose by Louie’s ex to be brought up at the reunion. Supposedly Marge and Melissa want to go in on Teresa. God forbid they talk about what’s going on in their lives with their debts and lawsuits. Both assholes need Teresa and Louie to get through a reunion.

Why do these people keep going to tell Shelia off? Was Taylor present for the time Steffy told her not too long ago? Li told her off and got her ass kicked I liked LSV years ago on Guiding Light but I find him dull as can be on Bold. We need something new and I don’t mean a weird cameo from James Cordon. Maybe an Eric/Donna wedding with some drama.

Two new couples thrown in don’t bother me but I don’t care for the actual weddings. It took so long to get through all the original couples weddings and I didn’t want to see more of them. Tattoo girl is really that horny for tattoo dude? I think it’s already doomed and I’m not sure if it’s just her crass comments. She might be too heavy for him like Kwame’s bride. Personally, I think he’s lucky someone is that hot for him with all those face tattoos but maybe some ladies don’t mind that. The intimacy assignments were kind of funny. I don’t see Thomas and Adrian making it but maybe Thomas will get some acting gigs out of this. I could have lived without the Kwame massage too. It was odd that the therapist stood there while Kasia did her assignment.

I felt bad for Miguel. I’m glad Leon survived and is still with Wanda. I wasn’t expecting Franklin to descend into alcoholism. I thought he would be killed or end up behind bars. Was happy to see a final glimpse of Gustavo.

Also, Billy was her uncle when he was married to Victoria. I usually don’t care when Victor gets his 80 year old underwear in a bunch. He’s been in some paternity predicaments himself. However, this time he was on point. Nick and Sally are my least favorite couple and their horniness is annoying. The girl is pregnant with his nephew after all. Her and Adam light up around each other. So my dear sweet Danny Romalotti left without a proper goodbye. DAMN YOU WRITERS. But back to horniness, nothing says let’s get it on like my mom just died right Daniel? You would think Nikki never worked the pole, was in a cult, a drunkard, and banged Deacon Sharpe. The way she speaks about Sally is disgusting I really wish Adam had punched Nick in the nuts when he whisked Sally off to the doctor appointment. Scumbag. Asshole.

Yes there was a big difference in Melissa’s first season vs now. She threw out a lot of little insults in her talking heads “we pay our bills” ……etc Now she constantly acts like her and Joe are wounded and she’ll tear up but I think she’s full of shit. The Wakiles had an ax to grind with Teresa too. Nonno and Kathy’s mom had fallen out and I don’t think there was any love lost, I remember when Teresa was sentenced, Kathy and Ritchie were holding back smiles. But at least Teresa didn’t use them the way Joe and Melissa did.