Chatty Cake

Maybe I need to take a few shots so I can understand Sandoval? Or do some push-ups like Schwartz? His conversation with Raquel in the trailer was so odd. The producers enhanced it with the flashbacks of the red and green glitter outfits he couldn’t decide on. I guess their point was that they are good honest people and haven’t lied about anything other than the one months long affair (or 200 one night stands). Also he doesn’t smack girls on the ass. Ariana says no you just fuck my friends and he says oh there you go with that again. That was when I dipped out. I’ll finish the episode tonight,

It serves Margaret right to be worried about someone investigating her after she took great pleasure in revealing Bill Aydins affair and Louie’s weird mens retreat videos. I wonder if her husband is as shady a contractor as she was in business, I laughed when Teresa mentioned she wanted to be like Beverly Hills and Melissa said Tres not Beverly Hills. Did they not watch that shit show? There was nothing classy about that cast last season. It felt like Andy had Melissa’s back when Teresa tried to get him to admit that the Gorgas came on the show to go after her and Andy denied it.

Lol I actually enjoyed that. He even threw in a yous.

If I had to pick sides, I’d pick the Tre couch. Margaret sucks and what was with Rachel Fuda looking all smug? I hope they go in on her putting her stepson on blast with the adoption story. Melissa can keep her cool better than Teresa when the two start in on each other. Teresa basically telling Melissa that she would be leaving the show was ballsy. She hasn’t seen what happened to Vicki on OC and other OGs that have been let go? I like Danielle especially over Rat Rachel but think she should have omitted the brother storyline. I never thought anyone would have called the feds on this show because they all seem suspect themselves. I figured Caroline wouldn’t want the heat on Brownstone, the Lauritas on their former clothing company, the Gorgas on all their businesses…..etc. I was surprised to hear Caroline admitted that. Joe Giudice has said it was his former business partner that flipped on them. Maybe that’s who it was because Teresa brought him up last night and said the Gorgas went out with this person. Bring on the blushing groom!

I just read a recap to see who is still together. I prefer to watch the show on tv and not my iPad. Lifetime wouldn’t let me watch without creating an account and I don’t have Hulu.

How annoying. Especially since they are just showing reruns of Castle in its usual spot.

Lol at Christine’s outrage. Did she not have a decades long feud with the lunatic? I couldn’t figure out what it was that had all those stickers on it. I thought Phyllis had gotten ahold of the GCPDs investigation board. It turns out it’s a used laptop.

The episode was a bunch of nothing. I agree that Marlo is putting way too much on Kandi. Did Marlo mention Quentin last season? From what was said, he didn’t work at OLG a at the time of his murder. It seems like she’s using her deceased nephew for a storyline. Does Kenya still sell Kenya Moore Hair Care or is it just a chant?

I don’t understand why they won’t put this season out of its misery! It’s been the worst ever. Hank and Clint were the only two I enjoyed together.

Thomas didn’t disappoint when he called out some of the ladies for absolutely no reason. He’s hilarious but not in a good way. So I notice the show is not on Lifetime this week. I did a search and can’t find it. Did I miss the last episode?

Thanks! The “one time” he mentioned had me baffled because one time only happens once. They really need to assign a bullshit interpreter to Sandoval because he is a lying liar.

I watched the reunion last night finally. In between all the outbursts, Sandavol said that he only slept with Ratchet once? But then it did happen again. I really didn’t understand. Were they banging the whole time or was he saying it was just a bunch of one night stands? Lala (what a stupid name) and her outrage can go away. She is gross. Katie is also a very unhappy woman who needs to shut up. Ariana is also looking like a bitter thing, She really shouldn’t have let this get to her. You’d have to be on the dumb side to not see that Raquel had the hots for Sandy. Like Andy said, the whole cast was a bunch of cheating pigs humping anything from the show that stood still. Stop with the outrage.

I’ve not been a fan of Jackie but hopefully her and Evan stayed and enjoyed the wedding reception instead of running out with that piece of trash, Ozempic taking, screaming old asshole hag head, straw for hair, bitter faced asshole .

Louie might be a bit looney but he’s entertaining and I like that he’s totally turned on Gorga. Now someone needs to put Margaret in check. That pig screaming about Bills years ago infidelity was disgusting. Bill has been nothing but kind to that haggard hag and her emasculated idiot husband. I know Jen Aydin overdoes it but that’s no reason for the gross old Ozempic taking trash to scream about the Aydin family.

Margaret was such a sour puss asshole at the wedding. Going on about whiny bitch boy Gorga not being at the wedding. I don’t know why they keep giving the pig camera time. She didn’t even let her hen pecked husband get something to eat. I think Fessler wanted to stay too. These people need to start standing up the this asshole.

I suspect Louie can provide lots of train wreck material. Bill Aydin likes him and you know Frank Catania wouldn’t miss a chance to hang with him if cameras are rolling.

Bravo seems to mic the more obnoxious children. I don’t think Antonia loves the camera the way her cousins do. I don’t buy Joe and Melissa not saying anything in front of their children about Tre and her daughters. There’s no way to put your kids on a reality show and still shield them from the main drama.

I think they are from Married at First Sight. I know it’s not the right thread but I agree @kristen111 Jacqueline was especially hard on the girl suggesting that she had a different father than the other girls. This was at a reunion years ago. I do think the dorters are pretty but way overdone. I guess since they are on the show but even then they are glammed way up. The designer clothes, makeup, hair …etc

Louie should have laughed at the Gorgas pathetic posts. Both sides have been doing this for a long time. I remember Tre going on about the Giudices being the family that was there for her but they changed their tune after the split. These folks all need to shut up about family.

Oh yeah, it was a rent the runway type of business. I had to look it up. Le’Archive!!! The website has a long list of designers that go nowhere. Maybe her and Sheree can chip in and get a working website. She’ Archive?

Now all I hear is dorters when Tre mentions them. I do think they are slightly obnoxious. The young one, not so much but that girl does not look like a 12 year old! I do think in her young years, Gia really did love Zio Joe and that’s why the whole thing bothers her. I think other than that it’s mainly the girls being mad on their moms behalf. I don’t blame them though, all those shitty posts the Gorgas make are childish. They are the true assholes tied with Marge.

I fell asleep when the reception was starting. It definitely felt more like a Bravo production than a wedding. I don’t have much to add that hasn’t been said. Tacky was the theme. Nice touch, Louie mentioning his dads alcoholism on camera. Too many mentions of Joe and Melissa. Margaret couldn’t miss a chance for camera time. Marge Sr. Didn’t come because Melissa’s mom didn’t come? STFU Marge.

Tucker muttering that he expected more genteel manners at the Abbott home and that it resembled a truck stop on Friday night. 🤣 He’s the best. I know that Devon is no better than Nate. Nick is also no better. Still, I enjoy them going in on that slimey, smirking side parted ass. Who sent the bottle to Sharon? Phyllis? Stark? Rey Rosales? Dylan McAvoy?

While Candiaces singing doesn’t appeal to me, I agree that she is a good looking girl. I think she should stop emulating Beyoncé and just be Candiace. Yes, as you said, hopefully she doesn’t go implant and ass crazy. Her figure is great as is. What happened to Drop it with Drew? She hasn’t mentioned it at all this season.

I thought Candiace and Drew looked and sounded silly. I wish they would quit trying to make singers out of the housewives. Courtney is a flop, they should edit out any remaining scenes she filmed. Marlo wants to force Kandi to talk about the shooting at Blaze causing bad press for their restaurants. Kandis not talking so Marlo went off on Drew for calling it an incident and not a shooting.