Chatty Cake

Melissa is full of shit. Bravo was going to film”Teresa Checks In” no matter who filmed with Juicy and the girls. Yes Bravo (Andy) likes Joe Gorga but this is Teresa’s show. Speaking of the Teresa Show, I’m over hearing about that goddamn love bubble. Why is Louie writing down stuff for her to say? This is the second time I’ve seen her with a notebook and her love bubble coach sitting there. Why was Melissa fake crying in the loo? You don’t trash your in laws on a podcast and then expect your nieces to want to interact with you. If that isn’t the nose job calling the nose job……what’s the saying? Speaking of botched faces, Jackie’s back! How she can call out Danielle while she slouches and can’t make facial expressions due to too much filler is beyond me. She looked awful. Evans getting uglier too. He lost too much weight and isn’t a beard guy. Shut up Margaret! She is going overboard trying to stir the pot. It’s so fake. At least Jennifer has a fun family and the yummy Bill to film with. Margaret’s got nothing to do after she dresses her husband. What happened to her company?

Is there a gaming platform for people who are suffering from too much Chelsea and Billly?

I didn’t mind when Monique went after Candiace either because Candiace was in her face barking at her over and over and also participated in the fight. Then she went on her Tissue Square Victim Tour against bullying when the courts threw the whole thing out. The only thing that bothers me is that Monique won’t come back and we are stuck with the lying poser, Mia.

It was a nice wedding, I’m glad Nicholas got his shit together and quit acting like an entitled jerk. I’m still not a big fan of his. I hope the aunties don’t start fighting. It will make the show more like Real Housewives and we have enough of those.

I like Karen. I hope she goes for even more wicks next season.

She is a muppet her damn self isn’t she? I read that her reads are rehearsed and possibly written by someone else. Yes! I can’t believe they are still bringing up Monique. Candiace pressed charges, Monique did also and it was thrown out of court. Candiace will pull out tissues squares and cry about being triggered when she pulled a knife on Ashley and screamed as Chris held her back. The ladies feelings on certain issues depends on who is involved. Robyn and Gizelle admitted they didn’t care that a drink was thrown on Wendy because they don’t like her.

How stupid. Let’s trash each other, take a break to discuss colorism for a few minutes and then go back to trashing each other. Why is Andy bending over backwards for Candiace? She doesn’t let anyone else talk she just yap yap yaps over everyone. I’m sick of her. I hope Jacqueline and the Sneaky Link acting outraged liven things up next week but I doubt it.

Ashley had two children with Michael and that should keep her going for years without having to work. I don’t see her being broke. I also don’t see Candiace working a regular job. She sees herself as a singer and is blowing money on pricey embryos and music videos. Did her and the Sneaky Link do a prenup? Is Candiace making better choices than Ashley? Probably but Michael is rich and Sneaky doesn’t seem to want to work and has multiple kids. She probably could have chosen a better husband.

Hopefully Ashley saved some of her Bravo checks. It’s not necessarily bad to not invest in stuff like true hue or waste money on videos that nobody watches or waste money on expensive embryos and iffy real estate. While Candiace may not rely on the Sneaky Link for income, he should still have something coming in.

Agree but I don’t think Candiace will come out that much ahead of Ashley. She also overspent on her house for someone with a husband who works off and on. Wasting money on embryos and music videos. I will say this for Candiace, I heard she rehearses all these “reads” she likes to dish out. I thought she was coming up with this stuff on her own so she may be a slightly better actress than I thought.

I also root for Teresa over her brother and wife. All they do is talk about her. I also like new Danielle although I hope her brother doesn’t come on to feud. It’s a bonus that she’s ousted stupid disgusting gross asshole Jackie!

What a sad sorry group of couples. Kristen is crazy. Shaq is handsome and seems like a fun guy. Shame on her! I think Pastor Cal matches bald men with women who say they don’t like bald men as an f them since he is bald. Baldies shouldn’t be matched with people who don’t like that. Same with dog people, redheads, curvies…..etc. What a dull apartment. I don’t blame Shaq for being put off. In Gina’s eyes, Clint called her fat. He is done. She shouldn’t even go through the motions. She offended him, he got back at her and there’s no point pretending they can make it. Aairis is not good looking. Why is he turning down his beaky nose at his lovely wife? Jerk, just move on and save her the time. What happened that Chris is second guessing living together after the 6 weeks? You are married dude! After she went above and beyond to help his crying ass with the dog situation, he should be delighted to live with her. Dom and Mac. She really doesn’t seem to be trying. She puts him down a lot. Okay, he’s between living places but since he’s doing MAFS, does it matter? I get that some people are bothered by dogs, the hair and all the other stuff which is why I think they should only match dog lovers with other dog lovers! It’s not rocket science!

I agree. I’m guessing Ashley will do better in the divorce than she’s indicated. I don’t think anyone has filed yet have they? I wouldn’t be shocked if they reunite.

No doubt Gizelle is messy and a naysayer but I don’t think anyone thought Mia had cancer.

Of course she’s going to say they dm each other’s friends after the fact. She has to save face. I don’t think she’s scared to have a kid. She wants to see if her singing career will take off. Also Chris already has multiple kids and baby mamas.

Why was the show on a respite this week?

Charisse definitely needs to go.

I’m guessing Candiace wants to see how things play out with Chris before having a child with him. I bet behind the scenes she has gone through his phone to see who he is sending dm’s to.

I did find the conversation when she asked him if he would still be with her if she was successful a bit concerning. While he more or less said he would still be with her, he did seem hesitant. I have to shake my head at these dudes. It’s to the point of she will die if she doesn’t change. There’s big beautiful women and there’s alarmingly morbidly obese. I wasn’t sure if he was looking at his phone while Dr.Now was speaking but I guess he was staring at the floor? Very rude not to be engaged for the appointment.

I should have rewatched the previous season or at least the last few episodes before starting the new season. It take# me a minute to remember some of the characters. Good first two episodes. Not looking good the main players. Jerome’s reply to Franklin when Franklin told him he made Jerome was powerful.

I was lucky that I fell asleep during this episode albeit only with 10 minutes left. I think LaQuiche thinks she’s funny, tends to get some laughs from her behavior in real life and decided to have a go at acting. Make me a turkey sammich, banging on for lunch like a fifth grader, sleeping on the couch, requesting a late night turkey sandwich and a gold coated steak. Was she one the that got the butt lift? Sorry but if one needs to lose weight, a butt lift isn’t going to do much for the physique. If I was Rachel I would shake some glitter on a steak.

Why are we being tortured with Nick and Sally? He is coming off like a stalker and she doesn’t look all that happy with him. I wanted a fall wedding for Sally and Adam. Then I wanted a Christmas miracle. Then a Valentines reconnect. Now I’ve resigned myself to Nick hiding a pot of gold in his underwear for Sally on St. Patrick’s. I’m just so disgusted. Why is Chelsea in a wig? The one thing she had going for her was nice hair. I half listened to the nonsense about a video game for people suffering from depression. Sure. A video game instead of real interaction sounds innovative. Billy needs a job and Jack needs someone other than his weaseling bouffant wearing son around. Win win? Audra is onto Natoria or Victhaniel. I bet she will use this to her advantage at some point.

When I saw Syreetas living conditions I expected a lot worse from her. She surprised me amd I hope she makes it.

I don’t think Candiace using the word generational was that great a dig. She’s mad cause her husband got clowned this season. She’s one to say “what we’re not going to do “ but they did just that. Dragged Chris for much of the season.

I’ve not heard Antonia or her brothers say anything negative about Teresa and her family. I also don’t hear Tre say much about Joe Gorgas kids. Joe Gorga and Melissa however do speak about the Giudice girls. The Giudice girls shouldn’t bad mouth their uncle and wife but the uncle and wife are constantly bringing their family up in interviews and the girls are old enough to know what’s going on. They were disrespectful when young as they probably heard Joe Giudice talking about Joe and Horsey Face. Joe Gorga has said that his parents were hard on Melissa. So the girls probably grew up hearing a lot of negative things. Joe Gorga really likes being the head of the guys. Frank also but I find him more entertaining than Gorga. Then there is Benigno who is hen pecked. The newbie bringing diapers wasn’t as funny as they thought it was but that might have more to do with the shots they were drinking. A lot of people have commented on Evan being nice looking but I think he looks like a weasel after the way he treated Bill last season. Bill Aydin is my favorite of the husbands. He seems really sweet and doesn’t seem to have that nasty edge that Gorga has or that Evan has underneath his fake ass personal. The other new husband I’m not sure about. Louis held his own with Gorga and actually brought some calmness to the situation. Why is his face so red?