Chatty Cake

Very romantic.

Candiace is mean about peoples looks for sure but I think in this case it’s okay. She was making up with Ashley early in the season and then Ashley turned on her. The chick Ashley got to go after Chris did have a Sesame Street muppet look. That said her singing isn’t very good, she needed a rapper to save whatever song that was, and her video looked like an ancient Destinys Child ripoff. I don’t see her being more than a housewife singer.

I was curious about this too. A better paternity test may be to take the baby to Society as soon as he or she can walk. If the baby goes to the bar, it’s Adam’s. If the baby sits at a table, Nicks.

Why put your body through all those trips to Houston if you won’t do anything? Just stay home and eat! The only time she lost a bit of weight was against her will in the hospital. Tell me someone didn’t really drop off their child for her to watch. That’s dangerous. I’m guessing Ms. V really did the babysitting.

The Giudices blamed Teresa and the show for Joes legal problems. They didn’t seem to hold him accountable. Not that Teresa is this great family person. I can see her falling out with Luis’s sisters down the road. Another season of her vs Joe and Melissa is unnecessary. Nobody believes they are close. They made up for awhile for the sake of the show.

I got a kick out of the captions for the fiancé far more than I should have.

LMAO at Nick telling Jill to give Sally a chance because he is sleeping with her. And Jill saying okay. 🤣

I need them to stop showing the flashback of the Natoria kiss. AH is a striking woman but she looks absolutely creepy in that scene. Sally came to the right place if she needs a paternity test. Nick can make himself the daddy if necessary.

I’m glad Jackie was demoted but it was still a little too much of her. Why did I catch a glimpse of Tiki and his wife? Weren’t they embarrassed they were completely cut out of the reunion? I don’t know why Joe Gorga is that upset about Melissa not being asked to be in his 50 year old sisters wedding. I’m not a fan of being in wedding parties and can imagine what a pain in the ass this one would be. I think it would be much more fun to attend. However, I’m sure Joe and Melissa want to be part of the Bravo production more so than anything else so Joe’s going to act like a jerk about it. I like that Teresa invited Margaret over for cheese and crackers and not charcuterie. It’s time to start saying cheese and crackers again. Other than that I don’t really buy that they are made up. I think I could live without the newbies but as long as it means less Jackie, welcome aboard! Jens outrage at Delores is already old. Why come into the new season with a fight people barely remember?

I also caught a few episodes of last season today while catching up on some work. Margaret was actually lucky that Teresa fought with her (not throwing the glass) but she had nothing going on other than throwing her nasty mom a birthday party. And omg Jackie saying that Teresa is a fat shamer when old Jackass has been known to fat shame until it became bad. What a hypocritical piece of pig shit! I’m so glad she got demoted. I know Teresa is unreasonable but her enemies are such star chasing assholes that I can’t help but root for her. Joe Gorga is kind of comical. It’s too bad he takes his wife’s side against Tre. Lol

Monica would be better off with a nerdier guy. Like Anishas new man. These handsome mama boys like Brian and Risha aren’t ready for marriage. Monica’s dad was right to point out that not being invited to a wedding is telling. The guy wants to be in Vegas on his own. She should have dumped him months ago. Nicholas and his hissy fits are getting old. He keeps claiming that Amrits mom is complaining but I don’t see her as complaining just stating some things. His parents are present they just don’t want to be on camera and he has an aunt that is willing to walk him down the aisle. He should be grateful for the family he does have and for the one that is accepting him into theirs. Instead he’s whining and acting like an asshole.

When they showed the flashbacks, Juan seemed happier with Robyn in the early seasons. He even looked like a happy dude. If Robyn is happy with him and not sweating if he steps out that is fine but her giving the finger as she walked away does not scream happy bride to me. I think I’m better off not knowing what these people are getting to on the down low. They are all so hypocritical about it. What was the need to question Karen in front of Ray? Ashley still wanting to insinuate that Chris did something inappropriate at his wife’s event even though the footage shows otherwise?

Why was Dean looking at Ashley’s phone at phone at the restaurant? He’s a toddler. He shouldn’t be given a phone to calm him down. The house thing with Michael screams trouble in the future. What an idiot. They keep coming for Karen and Blue Eyes. Especially funny to listen to Robyn talk about her. Karen’s denied it. Why does she have to admit if she’s stepped out? Robyn and Giselle don’t share their lives. Charisse is gross. She did nothing but tag along with the group to mess with Karen. She was a blob of nothing this entire season. Ashley couldn’t hide her glee from getting a reaction out of Chris. He should have told her calmly that her friend was an ugly ass hoe that he had no interest in, after all he has Candiace. ( but I guess they would come at him for that too) He probably should have just shook his head at old idiot Ashley and turned away.

I watched this show today. I think it’s pretty well done with a lot of funny moments. I was surprised by the faker but I guess it makes sense. I think the characters mesh well.

So far this is a blah group. Arris is a jerk. Shaq seems nice. Dom and her guy seem okay but I think that’s going to change quick. Big arms and nice guy also seem okay now but I doubt she’s going to stay as nice as she is right now. I don’t think Gina should have used the word ginger. It’s not complimentary. I also think it best not to announce what traits one is normally not attracted to. First off, it’s almost always going to cause some hurt feelings. Second, if what they are normally attracted to was working, they wouldn’t be on married at first sight.

How is that a romantic table? Society isn’t big enough to have a romantic table. Adam can overhear all conversations from his barstool. Why would the server give a rats ass if they are on a date? What I want to know are Nate and Victoria on date? I don’t see anything to drink to. Let’s take down McCall and gossip about Hamilton Winters and how lame they are compared to us. Its early in the episode for me. Are Jack and Diane going anywhere or did he put on his tux to sit on the couch with Mrs Martinez’s chips and dip? Nick may as well pee on Sally the way he marks his territory and won’t leave her alone. She needs to talk to Adam. They’ve been through this before with Christian. It hasn’t been that long. Is Jack going to give Diane some jewelry or just talk about the tear drop of love? He could’ve pulled out another piece of jewelry. Maybe a nice trinket from Nikki’s safe that they didn’t notice yet. “washing my junk with Windex” You’re amazing NP.

Part two helped put me to sleep last night and doesn’t seem like I need to watch the last 25 minutes. I am slightly interested in Coach Shah and if he knew and was part of Jens crimes. He did come off like a genuine caring man but it never made sense that someone like that would be with crazy Jen. I noticed Justin’s teeth too. Oh and thanks Brqvo for another rewatch of him and Whitney covered in mud while he slaps her ass. I don’t mean to sound callous but this isn’t the place for Whitneys trauma. Merediths vocal fry is worse when she is spouting nonsense. Nobody cares. Lisa is okay but I don’t believe she really cares about any of her cast mates. I do think Heather dumping Whitney was rather shitty. Especially since she kissed Jens ass all season. Also she needs a new phrase for next season. Not ride or die. Maybe film together or not film together? Shit or quit? I don’t know but I was sick of her by seasons end.

The only part I semi enjoyed was Carter coming in to “save” Katie. I do think the mama bear in her could whoop Shelias ass.

Shut up Nikki! How many times has Nikki dumped Jack to run back to the Mustache? The nerve of her, constantly berating Diane. Also why did Nikki stop at the Grand Phoenix for a water? You go Adam! Tell that little pissant Bouffant that you know what his weasel ass is doing. I’m so glad he went to Jack and let him know what’s going on. What is wrong with Chelsea? She’s been socializing with Billy for months now, making endless stops at Crimson Lights and family nights with Johnny and Connor. I’m sure their just going to Society and perhaps will run into Lily and Daniel and pretend that it’s awkward.

Even though the pair had known each other for several years they were new at dating which I guessed was the reason for her staying behind. I did find Nico a little out of line when he was discussing it but then again some of these significant others are bad for the poundticipqnts journey.

I can’t stand Brandi. She’s obnoxious and abusive. She slapped Lisa Vanderpump and I seem to remember her shoving Kyle before. She spread malicious vulgarities about Joanna Crupa and then she went for Denise for an entire season. It would have been more respectful of her to take Eddie for $ instead of participating in the show in such a gross manner.

This was a good episode. I enjoy the train wrecks but sometimes the show gets too depressing. It was nice to have a positive start. I thought Gino’s new girlfriend would be drama but she wasn’t mentioned after the move. This was the first time I remember someone planning a house flip on the journey. I missed the very beginning. Did they say if they worked? I heard Gino say he was a chef but was curious about Nico.

If Bravo thinks Robyn and Juan’s mess will bring ratings they will will keep them. They let the butt grabber back not to mention some of the other franchises with questionable housewives.

Nick and Sally are so weird acting like keeping Sallys pregnancy a secret will somehow make Adam not a possibility of being the dad. Weird and creepy. Tucker don’t stop to chat with Phyllis, she’s got a flight to catch. Is Daniel looking to ditch Lily? I’m hoping he doesn’t double cross her with Tucker.

I think Candiace is talented but agree her singing doesn’t stand out. She definitely still needs the show and she’s doing good this year. I look forward to her reads at the reunion. Chris made the mistake of thinking the ladies were his friends. Gizelle took Candiaces side during the Monique drama. He thought she had their back. Little did he know she would make them her victim next. He was also nice to Ashley after Michael was a dick to him. I think he felt betrayed by the ambush of the two.