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They grow better in greenhouses.

It's a greenhouse. I can't imagine how miserable that is.

Jenny Gump got married in bare feet! And she and Forrest had a long, happy marriage. Oh, wait ...

Dr. Now is growing his hair out!

Great job!!!! And look, there's Nurse Certs-in-the-purse! I guess earlier she had to step out and go to the Revco to replenish her supply of Cover Girl Cheekers.

Hey, Kelly Osbourne swears by it! Also, she swears. A lot.

Oh, a new nurse! I wonder what happened to Nurse Certs-in-the-purse?

Blurred body parts in the shower and fiance with missing teeth. Two more Bingo squares.

Hello! My eating habit tonight was homemade Bolognese sauce on angel hair pasta.

Yes, it is. I remember renting the VHS tapes in the 80s and thinking "Police Squad" was the funniest TV show I'd ever seen. I loved how the title of the episode never matched what the announcer said at the beginning. I need to go back and watch that show again to see if it still holds up.

There's a Clorox ad that has me a little befuddled. A man is mopping his bathroom floor, presumably with bleach. Then later a woman and a child are exiting the bathroom. A toilet flushing can be heard in the background. The woman says to the mopping man, "He almost made it." Is the implication that the child threw up or did he do something else?

I hate the commercial for California with the kids running around wild and the dumb song that goes something like "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Waddle 'round the world. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Waddle 'round the world, the world, the world, the world."

One whole episode in season five was devoted to Dorothy's gambling problem. Flash forward a couple seasons and Dorothy goes on a cruise with a gentleman friend. She mentions losing $4 in the onboard casino.

I was watching one of the color episodes before work the other morning. The addition of color only illuminated how cheap the sets were. The stone fireplace in Andy's house looks like painted Styrofoam. The tone totally changed in the later seasons. The show became more of a "dramedy." And making Emmett Clark and Howard Sprague main characters really didn't work.

Those clips of Tucker Carlson's starry-eyed interview with Putin really tested by gag reflex. Carlson looks more and more like Marcia Brady's drawing of George Washington/Mrs. Denton every day.

OMG, I saw that commercial this morning and was wondering the same thing!

Doesn't Trapper tell the soldier with hysterical paralysis that he's from Boston?

The Kleenex commercial with the woman who's suffering from a cold while she's cooking dinner and her kids are running around wild blows.

Ugh! I swear the commercial for Fage yogurt that features the famous aria "Un Bel Di, Vedremo" from "Madame Butterfly" aired at least 1400 times while I was watching reruns of "Modern Family" on the E! Channel last night. That is an absolutely beautiful piece, but hearing it so many times was overkill!

Are you talking about the one with the scenes of women in bikinis that looks like a commercial for Girls Gone Wild? Hate that one.

That ad is for Kayak and it's just awful! What are ad execs smoking these days?

Yes! And that shade of purple is her color!

I hate it when people try to make the pronoun I possessive. For example, "My husband and I's marriage has never been stronger."

I enjoyed the special last night, especially the segments showcasing each character. I had seen most of the interviews before. One point that the special really drove home was that we will never see a show like M*A*S*H ever again with its unique blend of humor and heart ache. It's also apparent that the actors really loved each other and that affection bled through their on screen characters. I feel very privileged that I grew up watching this show. It still makes me laugh and cry today.

This one actually made me a little teary-eyed. But that was one creepy-ass Santa the Cunninghams had in their yard!