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Dr. Turner had sort of a strange reaction to Gladys Bell's cancer diagnosis. He acted like she had actively sought out exposure to asbestos. Poor Deirdre! The wounds on her back looked fresh, but they were supposed to be scars, right? She left her abusive husband before she knew she was pregnant again.

Yeah, the dentist says "I don't stuff anything *ha ha* down anyone's throat. But Balance of Nature has worked for me. It's easy, take it, it's going to help." I think he probably could have phrased that differently.

All of the Balance of Nature commercials annoy me, but the one with the dentist really ticks me off. Honestly, in 20 years we're probably going to find out it's mostly made up of amphetamines.

I watched "The Ceremony" yesterday, about a Jewish family relocating from Germany to Walton's Mountain. The son, who was turning 13, was upset because he wasn't going to have a Bar Mitzvah. All I could think was, I hope Ike Godsey doesn't sell Boggle at his general store.

Good night, all!

That's the sign that Saint Peter put up at the Pearly Gates when O.J. Simpson died.

My grew up on sweet tea. Over the years my tastes have changed I much prefer a glass of unsweet tea with just lemon.

That restaurant didn't need to identify itself as a barbecue joint. You could tell what kind of food they serve by the license plates on the walls and the rolls of paper towels on the tables.

"The work I do is very labor intensifying!"

I definitely don't want this Charles in charge of me.

@Pepper Mostly, I quit drinking sodas years ago, but I can't kick the smoking habit. I am down to 4 a day.

We had an "Oh, my leg's asleep." Close enough?

"Little People, Big World" is still on? Why?

This is the weirdest version of "Of Mice and Men" I've ever seen.

He's an American Outlaw. Half barbecue and coleslaw.

I guess no one told him that he didn't have to put the cooked rotisserie chicken in the oven.

It's just Ken's Market.

Hello! My eating habit tonight was hot dogs with homemade chili served with Amish potato salad.

So no lifeguards on England's shores? Seriously! This is just bad writing. Makes the Turners look like lunkheads.

The Tovala commercial with the woman who laments that all the meal kit delivery services she has tried have sucked, but "now something new has entered the chat" and "it's a vibe." May your marinara never cling to your pasta, vocal fry lady!

Well, this hour wasn't a total waste. I am going to try @Pepper Mostly's delicious sounding tuna and chickpea salad and I learned that it's OK to have a do-nothing day (I will let my girlfriend know about this). Have a great week and I will see you all back here next week.

She looks and sounds like a different person. Something has definitely changed.

She said her mother kicked her out! What a monster!

That purple couch came from Wayfair. I know because I almost bought it.

Why is the camera operator so obsessed with feet and legs?!?