Maharincess

When my daughter was young she used to ask us why baby ducks walk softly, when we would ask why she'd say "because they can't walk at all, hardly" and she would laugh like it was the best joke ever told. We still tell that "joke" and she is in her 30s now.

Mmmmm. I love V-8 juice with a lot of black pepper in it. Yummy. I need to buy some next time I'm shopping. I could never go on a cruise. I have too many stupid fears/phobias. I don't like big crowds, I'm claustrophobic and I have an insane fear of water where I can't see the bottom. I also don't drink alcohol and the thought of being trapped in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of drunks makes me feel queasy. I've been in Walmart twice, both times when I was doing shopping for a long time family friend after she had a leg amputated. The only reason I went then is because she insisted I shop there for her. I didn't love it, didn't hate it. I do love my local Kmart though.

In the previews it looked like the deputy calls Angele in and tells her what she's doing isn't right. I really, really hope they pull her from the program right then and there and send her ass home. No going back to say goodbye to her little girlfriend, just go the fuck home. I wish this thread was more active. It seems there are just a few of us who post here.

I love each and every one of my smile wrinkles, they show that I'm happy in my life. I'd rather be a smiling, happy person than to have a line free face. She's ridiculous.

Why does a single woman with adult children and no job even need an assistant for in the first place?! These people can't wipe their own asses.

Ok. I stand corrected and can admit when I'm wrong. The concerts I've been to people only hold up their phones during the encore or a ballad. I've only been to a few concerts since my accident since they're a bitch in a wheelchair. The shows I've seen I never saw people with their phones up during the entire show. Thanks for educating me on the subject.

Does she EVER smile? She always looks so miserable and pissed off in every picture. Her sisters are no better but at least I've seen pictures of them smiling and laughing. I don't remember one picture of Kim where she looks happy.

Poor Stephanie, I feel so bad for her. It must be exhausting to be so perfect and having to spend so much time talking about everything everyone else is doing wrong. Poor thing. A couple of things for you Ferret Face...first of all, there is no c in the word infatuation, second, it's midst, not mist and lastly it's PREposterous, not PERposterous. I love when idiots like her try to sound intelligent but come off looking stupid instead. When Ferret Face said something about Gabrielle finding out that Angele Is not a real inmate, the smug smirk on her face said "when I tell her that you're not an inmate". And what business is it of hers what happens with Gabrielle and Angele on the outside? Is it just me or did it look like the female deputy was trying hard not to laugh when Matt was talking? I hope this isn't offensive because it's not meant to be, but it makes me so damn sad when I see a young woman like Alan's wife be so overweight. She's so young, it makes me sad.

I know exactly who you're talking about.

Cara Maria is my favorite so I'm really happy to see that she won and I'm equally happy that the nasty Nicole is disqualified. Hopefully she won't be back.

What I thought was funny was when she was talking about how Rob is a real man because he skis and snowboards, then in the next scene she's talking about selling Shay's snowboard. I guess Rob snowboards in a more manly way. Scheana said that the reason Rob rents out his lake house is because they don't go there every weekend. We have a cabin in South Lake Tahoe and we don't go there every weekend but I would never rent it out. I hate the thought of strangers being in my house and sleeping in my bed. We have a caretaker that takes care of the place if we aren't planning to be there for a long time but I won't ever rent it. We've let friends and family use it but never strangers. Its funny how neither Rob or Scheana said anything about the house belonging to Rob's mom and not him.

Is it against the rules to just post it in this thread?

I think what you're seeing is part of the dogs belly. My dogs belly rolls like that when she lays in that position. Edit: Maybe...

I assume it's supposed to be funny. It would be funny on a thin, cute young woman dressed nicely, you'd look at it and know it's a joke. On this chick when you see it you think it's natural and just want her to pull her shirt down. I wouldn't mind seeing Javi on a Challenge.

I really like Andrew. I don't understand Matt's reasoning that Andrew is in danger so Matt has to leave. In regards to Alan and the left handed thing, I took that as some kind of inside joke between he and his wife. He was kind of smirking when he said it. I don't think he was being serious about breaking her of using her left hand. That's just my opinion though.

Wahhhhhhh. I wanna be in on the codes!!! I'm stomping my feet and pouting over here. I'll pass my bong. In all of the many years I've been smoking, I still can't master rolling a joint.

Guys, what happened in the Leah thread? I saw a couple of new posters (who I kind of thought were the same person) then I go to reply and say something about Ali and it was locked up. Anybody know why?

Oh geez. I really miss whole words. I just don't understand using the initials all the time. Writing whole words isn't hard. This isn't about the poster her in particular, I'm speaking in general terms.

What is DNF?

Only on TV are all pregnant women either raging bitches, emotional wrecks, eat constantly- 24 hours a day, or are a horrid combination of all three. I've been pregnant twice, my daughter was pregnant twice, I'm currently the guardian of a pregnant teenager and most of my friends and family have been pregnant at some point. Not one of them acted like pregnant women do on TV. I'm not saying that some women don't act like that but it seems like every one on TV does. This is on my mind because I'm laid up at the moment and have been watching way too much TV and I saw 3 different shows in one day with wretched pregnant women.

It's expensive as hell here in San Francisco but I'd love them to come here and live in the Tenderloin, Hunters Point or any bad section across the bridge in Oakland.

@funky-rat, regarding the Angry Mama microwave cleaner thing. For years and years, I've cleaned my microwaves by putting a bowl of lemon juice and water in the microwave on high for 3 minutes then let it sit for another 3 minutes and it works perfectly. The grime just wiped right out. I don't understand buying all of these gadgets when there are easier and much cheaper ways.

I just keep a pad with a magnet on the fridge door. I got the pad for a buck at the dollar store.

What is TC? Once again, I must say how very much I miss whole words. I hope this initial thing dies out some day.

Why are you afraid to look it up?