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I once watched a man with four children circle an entire Costco store, taking 5 of every single sample being offered on a Saturday morning. They didn't have a cart. They weren't shopping. Apparently this was how he fed them breakfast , and recovered the membership fee? There's a reason it's called the Trailer Park Buffet.

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I'm not the original Peevee, but I'll respond: eating food that is sold by weight without paying, placating kids with food when they're not really hungry, (or if they are hungry, why are you shopping at meal time?), the fact that no one looks good shovelling food into their mouths without utensils and napkins while walking... and the simple fact that North Americans seem incapable of going more than 30 minutes without shoving food in their pie holes. Movie theatres are now more about the food than the movie. Don't get me started on people munching on food during a Broadway show when I've paid a lot of money to hear the dialogue. Or the guy sitting next to me on a 60 minute flight who had to eat a bag of zesty cheese Doritos 12 inches away from my nose. The notion of "hunger" is meaningless to most of us.

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Claude Where is Alice when Phoebe goes into labour?

Question on the paninis; how does eat them without greasy fingers? It seems like every restaurant has paninis instead of regular sandwiches now for lunch, and I go through a whack of napkins eating those things.

23 Why does it take Phoebe so long to answer the door?

Thinking of a place.

Beef and Pepper Black Bean Udon Noodles.

http://www.people.com/people/videos/0,,20902708,00.html Tour Benessa's house. They really are Third-Grade-Married.

Delivery man to Julie "Mr. Alahan?" Julie "Do I look like I could possibly be Mr. Alahan?" Delivery Man "I did a course, we was taught not to judge." Sometimes, but rarely, this show still tickles my funny bone.

Phoebe's OB who was obsessed with Fonzie.

Benjamin (Benji) Hobart. How song did Monica sing for a Broadway audition? BTW, Target is closing in Canada and I just scored Seasons 1-10 for $6 a piece. I'm gonna kick your asses at this game!

Since we're on the subject of public restrooms, I asked if I could put up a sign in my gym locker room "You just touched your genitals. Please wash your hands."

Get the kind striped with chocolate.

Gladys. What did she name the second one?

I made an awesome beef stew (America's Test Kitchen) on the weekend, and I've been eating it every night. Now I want to make it again this weekend.

Riffs. What is Chandler Bing's job?

Blue sweatshirt. How many categories of towels does Monica have?

I'm well aware, which is why I tip at least 20% when in the US, and have explained as much to relatives travelling to the US. But I'll be damned if I will do it Canada unless the service is truly exceptional.