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Josh and Anna used to function on Duggar Time, has that changed? I recall specifically Josh saying they were always late getting out of the house because their kids weren't "morning people" and I yelled at the tv "Then be a parent, and put them to bed at a reasonable hour, you moron."

You don't need a Twitter account to read some one's Twitter page, unless they have made it private.

Bzzzz. He's a vascular surgeon.

Dr. Bobby Bobby What type of doctor was Rachel's father?

Well, presumably the Dillards have health insurance through Walmart?

This. There are a multitude of newborn screening tests, mostly blood tests, that have to be performed within 24 hours of birth. For example, a prolonged labor can leave a baby hypoglycemic - it needs to be treated immediately, or the baby can be brain damaged and/or deaf. Thyroid levels are also tested, and if the levels are low and untreated for more than a few weeks, the baby will have permanent developmental delays. Who will perform these tests on Dilly? The umbilical cord can easily develop a knot, or get wrapped around the baby's neck during labor. The result is compromised oxygen to the baby's brain.

I love that she has actual taps on her shoes. I hope she wears them around the house and makes her parents crazy.

You need to come to Canada for Mary Brown's fried chicken. It's the bomb.

Smith, I was asking about "respected" style guides who say it is okay to go out of your house in pyjamas. No one I respect holds that view.

Well, they went to see Cider House Rules on their first date; what year was that?

It didn't matter that her car loan wasn't at the credit union, her account was, and the landlord could tell by looking at the account details that she had a pending car loan payment owing to another institution. I absolutely believe she snooped into the account.

My first thought every morning is "Damn, I don't want to get up." And my second thought is "Goody, I get to have coffee now."

"Respected"? By whom?

Bob and Susie What song was Rachel dancing to when Ross saw her naked through the window?

I refuse to communicate with people who type in Bingo (B4) rather than an actual language. I also cease communication with anyone who types "lol" to me more than once in one week. English is a beautiful language, let's all use it properly.

Apparently it is "no longer unacceptable" to go out in public in your pyjama pants. That doesn't make it right.

Clint Gene Why was it okay that Mork froze Fonzie?

P is for the video Phone in Pete's apartment.

Graham Norton talks about his experience filming and says the producers said to him "A lot of people would cry at this point" and Graham said "Really? What part of this would make you cry?" My feelings exactly.

Surely you mean "from which part of the process the arsenic is coming" ????

L is for the lamp from Mr. Heckles' apartment.

They're like cats. They go to people who don't like them.

H is for the House next to the one Chandler and Monica bought. Which Janice was considering buying.

Girl on girl! What did Susan and Emily do that made Ross worry?

Rachel and Chandler. What did Pete's company invent?