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Is there no live chat for this show anymore? Kept looking for it last night and didn't see anything. I thought Mama Yazoo's rant was very surprising, considering what she was trying to convey to Brittany. That was no where near submissive, and I was shocked she could go off like that in front of her husband and son. I seriously am going to to bend the ear of a Muslim male coworker today and ask how that would have gone over in his own family/home country (Algeria). I'm calling shenanigans early. But Brittany is completely full of shit. What TF did she expect her life to be in Jordan? She could twerk to rap videos alongside a scooter on the street there? Hopefully she's off the screen after another episode because she's a waste and got her 5 minutes of IG fame from this. Armando and Kenny are killing me with the stretched storyline...I NEED them to be together! That little "welcome home" craft was adorable and Armando continued to melt my cold heart with that. I'm hoping Truffles makes it to his "Mother Land", poor old toot! I agree with PP's regarding Areola and Deavan wanting a fling with a cute guy from a different nationality, and then expecting them to be father and husband material. Not happening. Although yes, I give Baby Cool props for trying. I also give props to Mama Areola for keeping her cool and speaking politely. Deavan insisting on leaving the AB&B for a hotel proves that she's not meant for life in SK. Jihoon hasn't shown any attention to the baby that I could tell so far from this season? Is this his first time seeing his son in person or did he go back to the US to see him after he was born? I'm not even interested in CheeseDick arriving in Colombia. YAWN.

I wanted to smack SunME through the TV. The day of my breast biopsy I went to work prior and picked up my 3 year old at the sitter afterwards. Didn't need anyone brushing my damn hair and putting my shoes on for me. Those were Sarah's PAJAMAS? She looked ready to go to a nightclub, thought those were those new one piece shorts/jumpers that are popular now. Anyone notice she left glitter on the car seat? That entire bit was staged, Laurie wasn't even faking sleep well. Mr. Snarky is a Diabetic with a heart condition who is horrible at managing himself (basically like a toddler who's Diabetic and helps himself to sweets and junk food whenever I'm not around). He's also 80 pounds overweight. He works a full time job as a steel construction project manager walking job sites in the Georgia heat regularly. And even I don't hover/worry about him as much as Sarah with her Mom. Me thinks Laurie is not exactly at death's door as they are trying to let on. Anyone else notice that Frank looks like he's trying to hold in bad gas whenever Mary is speaking? Yes, Frank, she IS going to make your pay for your supposed indiscretion forever, and make herself into the female Michael Jackson in the process. (Not much surgery, my ASS, Mary!) Loved the smarmy plastic surgeon and Brittani sitting there like a child during the exam while Mommy explained everything to the Pediatrician, um, Surgeon. All we could get out of Kathy and Cristina was a waxing session this week? Evidently there isn't much going on outside of house remodel and Carly having a secret boyfriend. I can't with Dawn anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if she sat there watching at the foot of the bed when Belle was created. There was nothing Cher or Jared could have said to make her not think that they wanted her to leave because she did something wrong. Well you did Dawn, you over-stepped your boundaries over and over again, and can't take a hint. I cringe whenever I hear Alena singing. I'm sorry, but I don't hear a drop of talent. The songs sound...creepy. So many "exciting moments" for next week, I guess we're at the season finale already?

This would have been me as well had I not married a fellow American! I have yet to go but tell everyone I believe I was born on the wrong side of the pond!

Ahah! I found it! And don't blame you on not wanting to rewatch! https://www.amazon.com/Bond-That-Lasts-Forever-ebook/dp/B07RN2FD5Y

Now that the topic was brought up of how thin participants faces look in the after show, I don't want to watch that anymore! I noticed the ladies had fairly plumped cheeks in that compared to while they were participating. So wondering if they wind up tapping out soon. Amused to see some of my 90 Day Fiance peeps here! I finally have a show I can watch with the Hubby now! LOL

I just rewatched the episode via "Pillow Talk". I gotta say, even though I missed the seasons that all of these "pillow talkers" were on, I am loving their commentary! Especially Annie and David with "Boom boom" and her facial expressions! I'm going to go find Molly's address in Woodstock and bang on her door with my own wine and snacks. And speaking of snacks, I find it impossible to watch Pillow Talk without a little nosh now. "RAHberrrt...bring me (whatever pregnancy snack Anny is craving at the moment)"...

Jen-NAY and SomeMeat's storyline is becoming tiring. He's still lying, and she's still jumping the gun and trusting him. Yawn. Areola's nervous smile while viewing the apartment! When she smiles she reminds me of actress Marissa Tomei with blonde hair. Yes, she handled that well, even though she spelled out to Baby Cool in the truck that she was exhausted and spent from traveling. She should have stayed at the hotel with Mom for the night for sure. I agree with the PP that her parents have probably dealt with her "I'm going to dabble in living below what I am accustomed to" before. Cheesedick is boring and all I can focus on now are his ruby red lips. Yes, Jihoon is an Asian Asuelu. I think he's honestly disappointed in himself but just has no clue as to how to man up and better himself. My son's Father is this way. He has the mind of a 18 year old trapped in a body of a 54 year old. Our son is now 24 and years beyond him in maturity (and no, we haven't been together for over 21 years now!). He's a good person and means well, but it's like the brain can't mature. Not exactly sure what Deavan means by not having anything back in the US. She has her parents and can evidently live with them, it appears! Kenneth and Armando's slow-paced story line is KILLING ME!!! They still haven't gotten together by the end of this episode! But, OMGee, that condo/apartment seems nice, right?? How cute is Hannah...wondering if she got to meet Kenneth in person already or is going by chatting with him on video. Wondering what her English skills are and Kenneth's Spanish ones, if any. And Truffles!!! Taking those long car trip days like a boss with his wittle dog bed and his tongue lolling. Love him! Kind of wish we didn't get a break from the Yazoo Parental Meeting Meltdown. THAT I want to see go down!

WHAT was Brittani wearing on the "date" with Mr. Dimples? And the scarf in the hair...I don't see 19 year olds around here dressing like that for sure. Not exactly an ensemble for an iced coffee date in the Florida sun by the boats. We'll maybe her shoes were. And I guess good husband criteria according to Mary are cute dimples and being offered a ride to the grocery store? And the "let's get Mommy/Daughter surgeries!"...no wonder Brittani is one hot mess. Run Louis...run! I was totally expecting for Brittani to announce that she was completely lesbian, not bisexual. And yes, Mary's eating a lot of crow being so accepting and toying with sex toys while poor Frank can't even get in a decent tug. I'm not sure if Sarah is feeding off of Laurie or vice versa. If Laurie is feigning more health issues than she has for the attention or Sarah is over-reacting to Laurie for the attention. Does anyone else start to get thirsty watching these two when Sarah keeps demanding that Laurie drink her water? To comment on the previous poster regarding Cher being all made up while lying in bed...haven't we noticed most all of these participants dolled up to the nines while lounging around perfectly neat homes? Granted, part of it is refreshing after watching M600PL or Hoarders. It just adds to all the fakery of this show though. Every "heartfelt conversation" completely staged while all made up lying in bed together. I'm sure it's high rent, but does anyone else think Cher and her hubby's apartment and building look a bit...BLEH? And for those who see background stuff like I do, what WAS that book or picture on Cher's nightstand that looked like a book cover of her and Dawn?? Maybe it's because I was raised by the Italian side of my family, but I live for Kathy and Cristina's bits, and I LOVE Carlo and the banter between him and Kathy! "Because your designing my kitchen now...THAT'S WHY!" "Meathead Modern"...love it!

I'm sitting here quite proud of myself for my post starting this string of hilarity. You sickos are my people. Dong onward...

Things have to be pretty bad living with the Salem Witch if Deavan felt the need to have unprotected sex and risk getting pregnant by an Asian man-child, who can't keep a condom on without a rubber band and carries his dog around in a satchel during a haircut.

I would give my left tit to get a free trip to another country, Elicia. I want to travel so badly. I started cruising a few years ago and so far have visited Mexico, Haiti, Nassau, and St. Maarten (well San Juan too, but hey, that's still US). I know limited Spanish. But all I want to do is learn about cultures and customs, try local cuisines, and NOT COME ACROSS LIKE AN "ANGRY AMERICAN"!!!

Check this little ditty out, folks. I saw a pic of Angelica in what appeared to be a uniform (and without her horrid contact lenses - looks much better without, IMHO.) Did a little digging and found her full name and this: https://transparentnevada.com/salaries/2018/las-vegas-metro-police-department/angelica-kamille-michaux/

Today I had a chat with a female Ethiopian coworker regarding Areola birthing there. She said Addis Ababa is the capital, a large city, with American Dr.'s there as well. She looked at me like I was nuts when I told her the show was making it sound like getting an epidural there was something overly difficult to get. She didn't exactly agree that she should go there if she has the option to give birth in the US, but for those who don't it's not exactly giving birth in a completely underdeveloped area.

I'm rapidly losing interest in this season. Angelica's face when Brett asked why it was okay for him to leave his young teens and her 32 year old self can't leave Mama...wanted to smack the layer of face paint off her. Sunhe is just clearly an unhappy, evil bitch. I don't think she's ever smiled on screen. Meddling Dawn takes hovering Mama to an unheard of level. I am surprised she's not trying to relactate so she can help breastfeed. That poor consultant! Alena needs to take private lessons. I already realize that when my 13 year old daughter is ready to practice driving that most likely I will NOT be a good person to keep her at ease behind the wheel, so I plan on letting her stepdad handle that or hire a professional! No need to transfer my nerves! I wasn't even paying attention through the Frank/Brittani/Mary farce. I lost any interest in this threesome about 3 episodes ago. I notice that they give one pair "a break" each episode, but I feel like Kathy and Cristina aren't getting as much air time this season? Those two are the reason I watch still.

This bugs me so much. I may have looked a bit dumpy when my kids were little and out in public, but they ALWAYS were clean with hair brushed AND SHOES ON! I get so annoyed with Deavan that she's all about her eyeliner and crap and her kid constantly looks disheveled! Drascilla looks like she smells like a sour, wet diaper.

Wait a minute...wait a minute. I am currently watching this crap, of Mary and Brittani in the bed fondling vibrators together, and Mary then goes on to attack Frank for masturbating??? I can't with this wacked threesome anymore. FF'ing to the next pair! And, for what it's worth, I saved my kids baby teeth too. They do NOT have a smell! Well, maybe if you left them in an open container to rot like Laurie is doing they might, but I doubt it would be a very good scent!

This was what I was wondering from the first sight of her. With my 2nd about to finish Orthodontics...yeah. I can't imagine she's already found herself a Jordanian Orthodontist wiling to pick up her treatment (with adjustments/visits needing to be made every 4-8 weeks). And as for her treatment she appears to be near the end, but I did notice a wonky upper incisor when she smiles so I think she's not quite finished yet.

That would be Cynthia, who runs Livi Rae Lingerie with Molly. I live in metro Atlanta, and am DYING to take my daughter to them for a bra fitting! She, however, isn't as enthused as I am! I could have gotten her an appointment with Molly for next week!

All I could focus on this episode was Jenny's greasy face and hair. As a half Italian with olive oil in my pores (powdering my nose still at age 52), all I could say was "GURL!" The sweet cow distracted me though. I would have let her in my house, named her, and given her treats. And asked to keep her. Yazan looks like the type who might behead Brittany in a back alley. (Whoever, called him "Yazoo" above...I love you.) He has some serious crazy in those eyes. I think this show should just focus on Kenneth and Armando. This may be the one truly exceptional pair from this entire shit show. So rooting for them. Deavan's Mom letting the F's fly in the car...cue hysterical laughter. That'd be me, Sista. Five bucks says they're on a flight back in another two episodes. Areola...honey, I have zero sympathy for you. I just hope your baby gets delivered safely. What form of privileged idiot decides to forego American medical care to continue her "Aren't I an edgy chick" demeanor? I understand wanting the father there for the birth, but please take a cue from Tiffany and Ronald! Very curious as to WTF new guy Tim did to Colombian Melyza, besides apparently gain a bunch of weight between their initial pics and the present.

Sigh...this show is sliding downhill like shit out of a goose. Somehow last season seemed more tolerable. I had my first super awkward/cringe moment where I had to fast forward, due to: Brittani/Mary! OMG, the speech about the tummy tuck. You could hear crickets in the audience and could tell everyone wanted to crawl under the table (and finish their shrimp cocktail they kept showing). The girl is NINETEEN. She's already had gastric surgery (which, to me, is too young to have that surgery...but what do I know), and now you want to remove skin? So she can look like a deformed mannequin like Mom?? And I agree with PP's, Mary should have saved the Zach drama for AFTER the damn party, not twittering around trying to get his number, badgering already -overly-nervous Brittani all night, and announcing the being blocked during the festivities. TACK-eee! These two have got to go. Run Frank, run! And let the Botox wear off your forehead. Angelica/Sunhe: Sorry, power-trippy Sunhe, you not witnessing the damn papers is not going to stop anything. This storyline is getting old and boring. NEXT! Sarah/Laurie: I am so fixated by the pitch-black "Coraline" eyes of Sarah, I sometimes fade out during these two. I'm on the fence here though. I kind of agree with Sarah, if their "dreams" were to each own a home and get married, they fulfilled Miguel's and it's only fair that they fulfill Sarah's. However, I don't think Laurie is exactly at death's door that they need to rush the nuptials so much. My husband is Diabetic, and when he heard Laurie's glucose level he was like, "When do you remember mine being that low during or before a meal...especially after a drink??" Marcia/Alena: go-cart riding as an introduction to driving? Are they planning her college graduation party at Chuck E. Cheese as well? As someone barely 4'10" tall myself, I had the hardest time reaching those pedals in those carts, and if they put a full helmet on me like Alena, I wouldn't be able to see or drive the damn thing either! Cher/Dawn: I had to guffaw this episode at the facial expressions by Jared. His wide eyed laughter reminded me of The Joker. And I was right in my post last week, the matching outfits have begun! I agree with him that they need alone time with the baby to figure out the parenting gig, but part of me secretly wished my own Mom had been like Dawn, waiting on me hand and foot after the birth of my children and wanting to help out a lot.

Sunhe/Angelica: Their entire bit this episode should have been called "stink eye scenes across a table". Jason has way too many connections with his ex's, IMO. Kathy/Cristina: thanks for making me crave hot dogs and crap. Not much storyline here if all they've still got is them arguing over staying downstairs for 6 months. Mary/Brittani: I agree with previous posters that Brittani has a very "flat effect", especially in her speech. And that entire scene with the party prep looks like "Adventures in Botox". Everyone's forehead was taught! Sarah/Laurie: all I have here is that the daughter needs to give her Mom some breathing room and find some friends or hobbies, and Mom needs to back off with the marital demands. And for a severe Diabetic wasn't Mom slurping what looked like a Pina Colada? Cher/Dawn: this is such fabrication. Her husband is a Dr. and they're letting her labor her first pregnancy this long at home without getting checked? I call BS with all of that. Something tells me most of that was filmed outside of the hospital. Marcia/Alena: Glad I got a break from puppy kisses and chasing this time!

I wish this page got more activity and snark! Still hoping for an update on Sandra and Mariah from last season, but wonder if that was a "one hit wonder". The bombarding Carlo at the gym was all for the cameras, obviously. Looked very scripted/staged. Did Kathy say air mattresses?? For SIX MONTHS? Grossest part of this episode was Mary's face while she was basically trying to take a dump on the table. You really have to have zero class to have something like that broadcasted on TV. Surprised they didn't show us the prize in the potty. Way to mess up your gut flora there, Honey. I realized after hearing the name of the University Alena attends, that a former grad student is an Assistant Professor there. I doubt seriously though they'd cross paths as he's in Neuroscience. When listening to Alena's story regarding her vocal cord surgery, I can't help but think of Julie Andrews, who's singing voice got ruined due to botched vocal cord surgery. I managed to miss the first 15 minutes of the episode, so I guess my ears were spared from Cher and Dawn. Did she wind up having the baby on the sidewalk? Sunhe is positively evil, staged drama or not. Very surprised at Jason's former (or current...) wife. She seems as wimpy as he is, and nothing like Angelica. However, she carried herself well during the meeting even with tears, and was cordial and like others said, didn't owe Sunhe any explanations regarding her jewelry or anything else.

Me again, obviously bored. Found an obituary for Kathy's husband, died last year: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/joseph-crispino-obituary?pid=193852851

Howdy, howdy...I'll toss my gasoline soaked (drawers) hat into the ring here and add to the commenting. Now that M600PL is over, I need something else to piss off my husband and send him out of the living room at least once a week. What happened to the "Tush Sisters" from last season? Will we get an update on Mariah and Mom? When I was dabbling in IG last year, I followed Angelica and she immediately followed me back! That was rather surprising as rarely do these TLC participants do that (well, outside of some M600PL ones). I just want to see Angelica without her mask of colored contacts and "make me Asian/white" makeup. I know she's biracial and I think she probably looks mostly African-American in her natural/unmade up state. She probably looks more attractive that way. I hate to generalize people with genetic disorders, but Alena reminds me very much in the face of Jennifer Arnold of The Little Couple. What's the deal with Mom, did she adopt as a single Mother? Is there a father in the pic at all? Alena was so starved as a child for a "Mommy" (from their story of meeting at the orphanage) she latched right on to Mom's insanity and went with it. Brittani and "my face is frozen" Mary...lay off the Botox, Mom. Brittani is all sorts of awkward. No wonder Mary is always praising her, she's a giant Eeyore. I can't for the life of me see this girl as a...cop?? Maybe sticking only to writing parking tickets? And they all three live together? How does that work when Brittani refuses to be around Frank? Anyone notice that Sarah's eyes are so pitch-black she resembles the Pixar character "Coraline" with the button eyes? LOL. Those two seem basically harmless although it sounded like Laurie would have wanted more children but let Sarah rule the roost from day one. Not a lot I can say regarding Dawn and Cher because my ears bleed whenever they speak. Can't wait to see the matching outfits with the baby...maybe Dawn will coordinate with matching headband bows and ruffled ankle socks. Kathy and Cristina are the stars of the show to me. As I said last season, Kathy is the love child of actor Paul Sorvino and Paul Stanley of KISS. As nutty as she comes across, I just love her and now want to decorate like mad for the next holiday. That's quite the crib she lives in and wonder where the money comes from. A very successful divorce?

THIS. This is also the reason I couldn't handle Cynthia's original show. She lives in the damn drive thru. I was a single Mom of a meager 2 kids. I'm not a fan of fast food. I would grab a rotisserie chicken and make microwave steam vegetables and boil in bag rice on nights when I just couldn't handle cooking a better meal. It took all of TEN minutes to prepare. Even with all their "busy" schedules, you have 10 minutes to put something better in your mouth. (**descends soap box**)