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David is her boyfriend now? Does this old hag have an electric pussy or something? Gross!

LMAO! Thank you, I didn't even realize I typed that! I was so excited to share my habit. LOL

How y'all doin'? My eating habit was an old Polish woman: smoked sausage (turkey), sauerkraut and homemade mashed potatoes. I have craved this for days. I took two little walks today, but very blustery in ATL. I get my first COVID vaccine tomorrow, I think it will be Moderna. I am flying to the Bahamas to board a cruise in July so gotta get this DONE. I watched a bit of her original episode earlier today so I'm pre-agitated already. Lets gooooo....

Well her episode is on today since it's M600PL "afternoon" prior to the new episode tonight. Wondering how she's doing now I lurked her FB page. Not surprising, she posted a pic of a take out box of fried fish filets over fried rice, thanking someone for the lunch. And she recently went to a casino (with the stimulus money, one can assume, that she kept posting about) and "got drunk" while there with her friend. Way to go, Irene! (Please see my facial expression, in my profile pic)

So, I actually shut this episode off 45 minutes early because I was just done with her Wednesday night. But curiosity got the best of me and I decided to watch the rest now. "Have you forgotten what your job is?" This woman IS a damn Cancer, and I'm disgusted I'm wasting time watching her. And we've got two more hours of this waste of time next week. Also, is hot pink eyeshadow a thing? I saw this on Tammy of 1000lb. Sisters fame as well. I stalked her FB (one of many, but the most recent one updated) and she's appeared to have lost some weight in her neck and face at least. Still heavy on the filters though.

ME too. I am all of 4'10" myself so I think we'd be fucking adorable and look like we belonged in The Wizard of Oz. I just wish he didn't shave his beard!

This makes me think of Steel Magnolias recipe for "Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa" (flour,, sugar, milk, canned peaches with juice), I STILL have never made that!

Wait...WHAT? They are going to spend 4 hours on this slurring, mushmouthed cow over two episodes, and Brianne and Justin had to share a 2 hour episode with another poundticipant?? Give me two solid hours of success FFS, just ONCE a season!

I was out of town during this episode so watched remotely but didn't have wifi to hang out here. I was also biting my tongue this episode because I have been FB friends with Brianne since her first episode. And I have interacted with her via Messenger. She's an incredibly sweet woman who has been put through a lot by her ex ditching her for that "former friend" he's with now. Her, Alicia, Maja, and at least one other member of the show are all close friends and seem like wonderful support for each other. Interestingly enough, Brianne watched this live with all of us, she didn't have prior knowledge of how the show would end up. I was surprised to hear about her miscarriage and blood clot issues, that she kept private. I always loved her upbeat attitude with Dr. Now and the fist bumps. It's so refreshing seeing someone like that with him, that makes him smile. She seems to be living her best life now, and I am very proud of her.

I stayed out of Live Chat last night, since I have a big mouth and am FB friends with Brianne and Alicia who are also very close friends with Maja. Needless to say, I knew how she is doing now. And now I can say, it appears that she's taken her time but is much thinner and seems to have a new beau/husband (and a last name change). Justin is also one of my top faves, beyond Brianne/Alicia/Christina P. and Brittani F. That boy did exactly as he was told. I love him to death. I want more episodes like him, it's the real reason I watch this show.

I finally FF'd through this latest shitshow. As I mentioned in live chat, I am the same height as Chrystal. I weigh 180 pounds (NOT happy with that, as I regained 16 that I lost during the early lockdown last year). Let me explain how hard it is to find pants in size 14/16 when you have a 25 inch inseam...basically non-existent and capri pants are your best friend, unless you feel like spending a lot on alterations for every pair of pants you buy. Today I went to three stores to find myself a pair of active capri leggings in size XL that were short enough for me. How the Hell she finds any "pants" is a miracle. I wish they would make petite/women's sizes. There's a lot of us little meatballs rolling around! I can't believe she went out in public in that disastrous "bra/purse" scenario. Her boobs were literally about to spill out of the arm holes. After losing over a hundred pounds she's still exhaling like she's doing natural childbirth (I kept doing "hee hee HOO" while watching her). For someone that out of shape she could sure carry an oxygen tank against her chest, and those things (especially when full) are rather heavy! The daughters, I'm ashamed to say, came across a little "slow" to me. Total flat effect, outside of what appears as a confused facial expression, not speaking hardly at all, thick glasses. I believe they could use some Dr. Paradise as well. Did I recognize the famous "Dr. Now Apartments" with the brick wall and the previously too small bathroom doorways? Correct me if I am wrong, but after watching every episode of this show for however long it's been aired, this has got to be the most unsuccessful season so far. ETA: The girls' father is on FB, under "Joe Joe" and Tatiana is "Tatiana Gary". There also appears to be a relative named "Ivory Gary", hence where Ivoriana must have been derived from. (I clearly have no life...).

I'm 3/4 through the first episode and not sure I want to finish it. Agreeing with others upthread, my first question was that if Erica's first husband was diagnosed with the brain tumor at age 23, what would make them decide to have SEVEN kids with a diagnosis like this? There is something so OFF about the entire scenario. The speed with which they met and married. Spencer uprooting his 4 children to move in with a woman with 7 of his own across country. They still both seem so not over the loss of their first spouses. Although they appear "in love", I can't imagine having those feelings for someone and the hurt of losing my spouse still so fresh. And throwing all those kids together and expecting everyone to "make nice". I went through a divorce and my kids were 4 and 15. Although I started dating fairly soon (the divorce was my idea) there was NO WAY I was going to step into a new relationship quickly, especially if the new guy were to have kids. I didn't meet my current husband until my youngest was 7.5 and luckily he didn't have any children of his own. If he had had kids, we might have taken things even slower. The constant chaos in the house (those three little ones, the "ABC's", oiy...), the creepy Uncle, the forced "Brady Bunch" ideals of Erica and Spencer, the "everything's fine" and forced smile of Erica, are totally off-putting.

@Twopper I am east, in Gwinnett!

4'11"?? I am that height and 180 and a size 14/16 and need to lose a good 50 pounds. She is FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY pounds heavier than me? I couldn't imagine being another 20 pounds heavier, nevermind adding two and a half men attached to my body.

What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out?

I'm late to the party, folks. I didn't realize there was one more episode, thinking #9 was the last one when Amy gave birth. So I quickly watched today. Everyone has basically said everything I would have written, but I'll add: I'm pretty sure I saw Jerry with a cardboard sign on an off ramp in downtown Atlanta. I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually homeless and the reason he shacked up with Tammy while he could. Reminds me too much of Dave Chappelle's Tyrone Biggums. "Y'all got any more of those sugary snacks??" I wanted to rip that cell phone out of Tammy's hands while Chris was reading her the riot act. This scene reinforced for me that she's basically a lost cause. The female version of James K. from M600PL. We are just going to watch her slowly die. Chris hit the nail on the head with his line "because bitch don't leave the house!" That phone and her crackhead "boyfriend" is how she's gained 100 pounds by not leaving the house. If there is another season, please let it just be Amy and Chris. Although I feel like I need a throat lozenge after listening to his raspy voice.

Hi and bye, folks. I am packing for a trip in the AM, got this on record although still on the TV and already can tell this clown is a waste of time. Snark away. Catcha on the rebound.

Confucius says if she makes it to Houston she gets hospitalized and put on the controlled diet, with Simon sneaking her food in...until Dr. Now throws his hands up and has enough of her by 10pm. There, episode over.

My 13 year old stumbled through the living room earlier, glanced at the TV and mumbled on her way out: "Spoiler...she'll never lose weight or get surgery...why do you even watch anymore."

Someone this size does not need to be transported in the back of a minivan for a drive that long. Seriously? Who thought this would work? I am no where near this size and I would be "stove up" sitting in the back like that after an hour or two.

Thank goodness for fast forward. Well, as expected, that was TACKY. The "lampshade ladies", the cake, etc. And as I already mentioned previously about Lexi's get ups...clomping down the aisle in those boots and that dragon/KISS get up was really not necessary. She could have put a slightly subdued spin on the bridal party dress for herself. Jen getting a COVID test by an EMT that showed up at her door? Oh, I bet the people (like my husband) who, over the past year, had to spend hours in his car in line waiting to be tested would just love this episode. Bria showing up at the aisle in a Cinderella carriage was no great surprise. AND, it appears we've come to the end of this season. An entire season of preparing for Bria's wedding with more arguing. Will there be a season three? If the main focus will be Bria trying to get knocked up, with more arguing, I don't think I'll be tuning in further. Sorry, Lexi.

"You know hospitals are bacteria for breeding ground." One of the best "Slaton-isms" yet!

I'll probably be skipping most of the wedding episode! You KNOW Jen and Lexi will be there, so what's the point of the speech fight and COVID drama. I will wait until I can fast forward. LOL

Glamping...all they did was spend the night in a motor home. I was hysterical over their ridiculous getups. Especially Bria's "Pebbles Flintstone" hairdo and those camo stilettos. Lexi looked more like a construction worker with the reflective vest and boots. Anyone notice Bria's witchy nose was in her phone the entire time? The whole situation with Gia was very weird. At first I was wondering why no one was helping the poor girl, but then realized they were trying not to catch whatever she might had. Being all stuck in that small motorhome with her overnight, they needed to Lysol and Clorox wipe the hell out of it before getting back inside! I assume that's why we see Jen in next week's episode sick, and feigning possible inability to attend the wedding. (We all know THAT isn't happening). So now those plastic cases for carrying cats are for birds as well? I still worry they don't get enough air in those things. My 13 year old daughter watched this segment and had questions. "Why are these type of nails necessary? How could they possibly do anything wearing them?" Out of the mouths of babes, folks, I told her they were only for, most likely, a brief event that doesn't involve going to the bathroom. Anyone take a close look at Foxy and notice it looks like she's almost bald on the sides of her head? PLEASE, for the love of cheese, let's get this ridiculous, OTT wedding over with next week. We see Lexi storming out yet again over the inability to give a speech, but looks like she's showing up in one of her KISS costumes to attempt to upstage the bride. (I said this before, love that Lexi has a quirky style, but save some of these getups for other venues...not your sister's wedding. As much as I do like her, I feel like she's got several issues beyond the tough act, inability to share emotions beyond anger, and the constant berating of Matt).

He's very sweet, and polite. I want to give him a hug.