Yay, I'm here! Coming out of long-term lurkdom to join you snarky folks! (Closet Pounder here as well).
I binge watched season one last week and am current on season two. I am wondering why there is no update this season thus far on Mr. McDonalds and Sour Lemons Jenny? This is my two cents on the current season:
Marlboro Angie: Whoever said she brays like a donkey...that is all I can see whenever I see her mouth open now, which is basically ever scene. People who laugh and smilie showing ever tooth in their head annoy me. Living in Georgia the past 30+ years, there's unfortunately a lot of Angie's around. I keep counting her wrinkles in every scene. I am 2 years her junior and look like I could be her daughter.
IG Darcey and Hitler Youth Jamie: I cannot with these two. Darcey is beyond obnoxious, I don't find her attractive in the slightest, and will those brows fully extend to her hairline soon? I feel for her poor daughters. I cringe every time she pronounces "AAAAM ster DAAAAM". As for Jamie, my male Dutch co-worker who is approximately 2-3 years older than him, watched a 30 second clip of him and just waved his hands and walked away. "This is not us!!!!", as he left the office.
Pole and Kreeny: Skanky is the only word I have for her. Beyond aggravated that he upgraded his phone/app vs. learning some basic words like AIRPORT! Are they planning on just communicating with phones the rest of their married life??
Tarik: I want to slap him with that stoopid Lumberjack backwards hat! You think "Hazel" would make a good stepmother? Mom, please keep sweet Ari full time.
Ricky: Even my husband who pretends not to watch (over his book and reading glasses) cannot with this guy. You leave the country already knowing MEL (not Melissa, because we all agree it's a guy in some sort of call center) has not responded to your texts?? And who sits for TWO HOURS like a schlub? I think even Cortney from last season wouldn't have waited that long.
Puking Englishman and Karaoke Rachel: I just try to focus on sweet Lucy, who seems like the chillest baby EVER. Jon looks like he has giant iris', his eyes fascinate and creep me out all at once. They are like black buttons. Disgusted that he made Rachel ride a train with a BABY and LUGGAGE to meet him after that flight. I don't care if he paid for it all, it was beyond rude.
Looking forward to live snarking with you next Sunday!