snarkish

Because she's obnoxious as fuck.

THAT. BRAYING. DONKEY. LAUGH. "Huh-WHACK, Huh-WHACK, Huh_WAAACK"!

She thinks at "Fitty Too" she could carry a pregnancy with "artificial insemination"??

Darcey will NOT drop it! SHUT UP and let it go! Way to go Aspen with her remark, "You guys are acting like our age".

Howdy, folks! I feel sorry for those girls having to sit through that meal.

My just turned 11 year old daughter has one she found at Target, but it's white on white and I still dislike it. Maybe he shops the Cat & Jack line of the girls section of Target.

I missed everybody last night! Well, somewhat. I had a date with some Margaritas! I have 10 pages of lovely snark to go back and read, but after watching the show this morning here is my take on everyone: Angela/Michael: That Ursula braying laugh, those giant jugs used to hold her phone and her sunglasses, that frizzy, overbleached, dead hair, that shoe leather face. Yes, you are just a ticket to the US. No need to interrogate his buddies, Hon. Michael is getting nervous that he woke the beast and is going to lose his meal ticket. Pole/Kreeny: For the love of God, learn to speak each other's language! Or, create a new one of your very own. What would these two tools do without phone apps? Mime? Kreeny is another one afraid she's going to lose her ticket to the US. I did feel for her Mom, who sees everything and feels like she can't do anything about it. With those meetings with the translator, I felt like I was in a court room. Tarik/Hazel: She should run away. Sista has zero poker face and obviously isn't finished with her ex. Brother Tarik hit that nail on the head quickly. He's probably the only person on this show who speaks the truth and has common sense. Icky Ricky and Colombian flavor of the moment: What a pig. Ximena is who you should have been going after in the first place, you dolt! Yes, you should have just gone home before wasting any more $ that should be going to your daughters. Texting every hour? You have no clue Melissa's blocked you yet, Bro? I hope when Ximena finds out she's second empanadas, she pours that wine over his head. Heir Jesse/Darcey: I'm just done with both of them. Her daughters looked like deer in the headlights observing the two of them and their shit show. They can't even manage Rice a Roni and steak without and argument. The one thing I probably ever agree with Darcey on: not in front of the damn kids. Rachel/Jon: Was it just me or did Jon's Mum look a little nervous about looking after Lucy? I wonder how much she sees her own Grandkids. Way too much hesitation on Jon's end in describing to her what went on at "You-knee" and the charges he faced. I'm having a feeling someone lost an eye.

DEAD! *wipes coffee off screen* @HahYallDoin, you win the prize from me for best descriptive comment from last episode! It's a gift basket containing a poop emoji pillow, lumberjack hat, fanny pack, red makeup bag,, Marlboros, Ortega salsa, hand sanitizer, and a coupon for a pizza.

BEST comment of the evening!!!

I work with a Dutch guy around Jesse's age. I asked him to pronounce the word and he does so correctly, with the "th". Jesse is an idiot.

Fabulous. Darcey and Jesse start in in front of the girls next week. And it looks like Ricky has found himself a new "Melissa" while wandering around Colombia. Yes, Ang, cover your cow udders up! Michael is right. Well, I'm off to bed. Been fun again, folks!

What's with the "sucking lemons while balancing chin on back of fingers" thing both of these twins do?

Stacey is the prettier, softer looking twin.

This church service was worth the hour and 45 minute wait! Tarik's FACE! LMAO

Okay, feel free to rip me to shreds. Mr. Snarkish has a dark beard, although not quite as bushy as Jon's, and looking at his is giving me a little tingle. I have a thing for beards...

Oh, no. Not that show. I mean the couple where the wife is a Pediatrician and hubby is a businessman, and they adopted two kids internationally. I think you mean "Little People, Big World" (gosh, I watch WAY too much TLC...)

And let's not forget about the little people. I have to say, I miss the "Little Couple" and hope it returns soon.

Mr. Snarkish looked over his reading glasses and announced "anchor baby" before I saw your post. LOL

AND a matching do rag! Don't know about you but I'm turned on...

Rickey: "I love you" Melissa: *giggles* "Okaaaay" GREAT connection!

"Let's talk about it tomorrow", but I'm gonna say my piece and then walk away.

This is actually her sister, Stacey.

Darcey and Jesse are beyond fake and phony. The can't WAIT to fight. I've never seen an interaction more full of anger. Jesse looks like he's ready to kill her.

Saying "these are your stepkids" in front of the girls...Darcey you are officially a NUTBAG.

I cannot with that bellowing, braying laugh y'all...