snarkish

Hi ho...hi ho...it's off to snark we go....

I think Tarik's mustache looks like a capital letter "M" above his lip. I cannot unsee this anymore once I realized it.

DYING over the first line, and the rest of the bolded. Ijustwantsomechips...you deserve a LOT of chips! LMAO

Toaster Strudel...I look forward to your synopsis every week!

I unfortunately work with an "Angela stereotype" and my ex husband's current wife is one if you replace the hair with short brunette and add several tattoos.

I did notice he has rather nice teeth...

So, Kreeny's magenta lipstick shows back up for their wedding. Tarik is expected to dance with snakes. Ricky realizes that Melissa has detention and can't meet him. Angela starts pulling a Larry hissy fit over local customs/food. Woohoo! Mr. Snarkish went back to his book and Little Snarkish got to stay up late on a school night. Off to Bedfordshire, folks! Enjoyed it!

She is so "agile". I guess she can still get her ankles above her shoulders. There is not enough bleach for my eyes seeing Ang in the morning braying about her previous nookie. GAG.

OMG, the preview commercial!

Hazel needs Tarik to prove that she is the "only one"? Hmmn, how many countries do you think this guy flies to to meet women, Honey?

Excuse me while I got get some cotton to stop my ears from bleeding. I cannot listen to Darcey say "HAMSTER DAAAAM" much longer...

Can Jesse turn on the phoney baloney or what?

Darcey's "natural beauty"? She wakes up wearing pancake and fake lashes?

I think she's done trying to impress him.

Melissa had no plans to meet him again after this meetup. Kind of like Myriam and Patrick last season. Idiot flies overseas and the girl was not intending them to show up.

She "has a lot of plans" and doesn't look impressed. I bet she never intended to meet him or that he'd come after her.

HOLY CRAP, she's real!!!

Hazel looks scared of Tarik.

Anyone notice how red poor Lucy's head is in the back? All that riding in her car seat, I suppose. :-(

Aww. Jon's Mum put the kettle on. I'll have a cuppa. Jon gets the black button eyes from her.

That braying laugh on that horny old goat. She's trying to rip his damn clothes off.

AHH, I get it now. Five connecting flights because he's stopping in Thailand first. Uh huh. Time for a bathroom break. Darcey has stimulated my colon...

Dammit! You scared him back to his phone game now! LOL. I'm giving him all the commentary anyway. His only comment thus far was regarding Ricky, "He could've paid less for a selection of hookers".

Y'all. My husband is FOCUSED. No playing a game on his phone or reading a book, watching over his reading glasses.

Thank goodness I ate already. Floppin' boobs, sweat stains, and that damn mouth wiiiide open...