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Mr. Snarkish is muttering "Dumbass..." at the TV and sloppy house and remarking how much Jonathan looks like Ricky. LOL

Fernanda reminds me a bit of Sophia Vergara. And...since I like beards...I prefer the bushier beard on The Douchebag.

SAME! All day I was thinking, "Are you really going to jump down that rabbit hole again? Just record it!" And...here I am again with my left thigh on fire (again) from my laptop. I have such traumas for you.

She also talks like she has cotton balls in her cheeks after oral surgery. So maybe she's got some jaw issues. I give her props for drinking hot tea with honey. Now I want another cuppa.

My 11 year old just padded through the living room and poked her nose at the TV and asked, "Are you live snarking again??! Where did the stripper go?"

I was at the movies last night (A Star is Born...LOVE IT!), and I started tearing up and didn't have a napkin or tissue. I was thinking to myself, "Do NOT do the Rachel with your fingers!!!"

Thank you, Kalani and Kolini for dabbing your eyes with your napkins. I can't handle any more Rachel finger-poking,

Eric and Tasha...do comb-overs run in the family?

Too many Jonathan/Ricky similarities. Here's Jonathan's cute female friend now, a la Ricky. Beard like Ricky. Running after hot young Latina, a la Ricky...

Anyone ever see the Eddie Murphy "dick swinging" skit in his "RAW" performance? Jay is Eddie's "Dexter St. Jock"! LMAO!

I have a feeling Jay must need to roll his johnson into a ball to fit it into his pants. He's like a walking penis with a short afro.

I love the Honey Bunches of Oats lady. <3

Eric is 40??? Is he the new Grangela? I am 50 and I thought he was older than me by several years.

So scumbag Johnathan is holding onto old panties??

Dad is Samoan, Mom is white.

I'm already in love with Kalani's HAIR.

Jonathan, why don't you just build yourself a robot woman? That way you can be sure her boobs that you bought are pointing in the right direction.

Ok, ok, I'm here, I'm HERE! You guys are at 3 pages deep and it's 19 minutes in. Lord, gimme strength! I tuned in a few minutes late (but am recording). Colt reminds me of Sheldon Cooper, and Larissa is another Ximena? Mom's eyebrows give Joan Crawford a run for her money. Gah! NINE more comments to read! LOL

*applause* @islandgal140 for best descriptive comment! *braying donkey-style like Big Ang*

Her name is Ximena Parra. I'm the Lurker Queen. I think she's already in the US, she posted on FB a school she's attending in Tampa supposedly.

I swear Angela is like a human version of Yosemite Sam. Guns blazing constantly. PLEASE, don't come back to Georgia. Do us ATL folks a favor. I have half an eye open and hand cramps. The traumas! But I loved every minute! Early work tomorrow. I will miss all of you snarkies!

Fiddy too year old Granny, you are one Hell of a hothead. Please do us a favor and leave the stage for good.

Jesse. Shaking everyone's hands and making sneer remarks that *sound* nice to each person. Orange, pockmarked douche.

Rachel's tics are in high gear and the fight hasn't even happened yet.

Mr. Snarkish is the world's worst Diabetic, unfortunately.