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I didn't join in the live chat last night, because I've been FB friends with Alicia for a few years now, and she actually asked me for feedback on her episode (after I commented on her personal FB post about how mad she was about the episode and the unfair portrayal of Tim). I've followed her personally for years now and she's done very well. She is working and has been in a happy relationship with Tim, and obviously has lost more weight. She said they pieced together pieces of her dialogue. Even not knowing her online, I thought it was very odd that Dr. Now seemed so interested in her finding a career, hobbies, etc. Since when is he so interested in these things? What if she was happy being a housewife? As long as she was losing weight and keeping busy, like she mentioned, caring for their home and exercising, that's not any of Dr. Now's business. Very disappointed in the direction this show is going. Even Alicia expressed that she started out watching this show, like me, years ago to gain inspiration, not watch drama-filled episodes of people going nowhere, and obviously scripted stuff.

First time in history of this show...I am clicking off the TV. I can't listen to this piece of human excrement any longer. Goodnight all!

Color me shocked. She's WORSE than Schenee.

How y'all doin'? I've been lurking the past two episodes because frankly, my heart's not in this much longer. Has there been ANY success stories this season? Outside of maybe Lonnie and his brother early on? They couldn't throw us ONE bone? Earlier they had on Diana Bunch's episode. That woman has come SO far. I want to see more Dianas, Briannes, Alicias, Millas and Brittany Fulfers. Those participants are the reason I've watched every episode of this show. Tonight my eating habit was teriyaki roast port tenderloin, Jasmine rice, and steamed broccoli/cauliflower carrots. I have walked 56 minutes today. Quarantine has upped my exercise regime. Watch me be up a pound tomorrow... ...while I watch this mouth-breathing, yarn-headed, body-on-backwards fool shove fried chicken and pizza in her gob thinking she's crafty, with admittedly no goals in life but probably living on government assistance and sitting on the internet scamming people. I just' can't, y'all... **facepalm**

Wait. We're at month 6 and she's ALREADY been given surgery, and we only have 10 minutes of show left??

I couldn't understand a dang thing Dr. Now was mumbling about her xray! My husband is Diabetic, and all the sugar-substitutes send him to the can "toot" sweet!

We'd look adorable next to each other...my inseam is, no joke, like 26 inches. I am 4'10" on a good day. Capri are the only pants I don't have to hem.

I agree! Always quite the 'regular gal", since I've cleaned up my diet, so much harder to go (excuse the pun!)

I'll bet a bottle of Miralax she's backed up to Chicago.

Did Lola just clutch non-existent pearls?

I have to say this... I have been on a "journey" since January 1st. I watch every damn thing that goes in my mouth. No candy, no soda, no cake/ice cream, fast food, high sodium foods, etc. I am on the scale twice a day. I'm walking close to 10K steps every day or more, and speed walk my neighborhood at every given moment, yesterday I did 4 miles. Dr. Now would probably be disappointed in me as well, as I have "only" lost 15 pounds in 2.5 months. It is HARD. Although most of these people piss me off, I have to say, I am feeling her frustration tonight for some reason.

Gah...a frustration cryer. I feel ya, Coleisa. I do the same damn thing and I hate it.

How y'all doin', former Before the 90 Days pals who may remember me! Coming out of lurkdom mid-season because...I've missed several of you and desperately in need of snark, especially this past week! My University and research lab are shutting down, my kid is home from school for three weeks. But the husband with Diabetes and heart issues must report to work, Go figure. My eating habit today was two mini slices of pizza (after not having any since December), a few chicken nuggets and chicken Caesar salad, washed down with a bit of Sangria to celebrate (somewhat) our 3rd anniversary today. The worst (for me) meal eaten Since January 1st and down 15 pounds. This season is KILLING ME! What is with Louisiana this season? I also have hit a new low thinking at least she has on decent slippers and a bra! And she's fairly mobile. But oh, the Oxycodone...let's see how this pans out when the meds discontinue. Snark on, my lovelies. After "Zoom"ing all day online with coworkers, I will do my best to at least keep reading!

Just popping in here briefly, as I've only watched a bit of this ridiculous couple, but does anyone think Ashley looks like the female version of actor Don Cheadle? I'll see myself out now...

I am not that far into the episode (watching from TLC site since I forgot to record it), but I couldn't believe Brianne: "I hope Dr. Now can help me because he's my last shot. I think I'll have some of that leftover pizza from last night and take some for the road." AYFKM???? You buy 3 plane seats to fit you, but are bringing pizza for the road? Does anyone cook in their household? The poor stepdaughter looked like a poster child for bad nutrition with the dark circles, acne, and extra weight. I just want to cook her some vegetables, I'm sure she's never tasted one.

Steven's face is SO red. Ashley holding back remarks and her face was comedy gold.

Should we all chip in and buy Leida the "Finishing Touch Flawless" face razor for her upper lip?

Love the way Steven spit the word "RESHPECT" through clenched teeth.

This must be why there are two parts. If they're going to spend the first 30 minutes with just Ashley and Jay's beaten dead horse, we still have 4 more couples to get through.

It's on WE tv. I found it via Xfinity OnDemand.

WTH, Undershot Jaw "doesn't even want to see Asuelu tomorrow?" What did he do, accidentally come in her sister's ear??

Love how Leida only has a British accent for the word "DAW-tuh".

*scrapes rocking chair across the floor into Live Thread* - Can we just stay put the rest of the episode and stop moving around willy nilly?! My arthritis is acting up! Oh...and get off my lawn.

Mother Kalani's hair is driving me batty. They are like three haystacks getting pedicures.

All I can think of is @Toaster Strudel's remark about Colt's "spinning eyebrows". They have more animation than his voice. Speaking of eyebrows, I cannot stand Leida's with that dimple between them when she raises them constantly.