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Seeing that giant, white, adult diaper being taped on her did me in. I'm sorry, but when you purposely put yourself in a position where you must crap and pee in bed and have others tend to it and wipe your @ss, that is a new kind of low for me. Even if I was debilitated due to an illness or surgery that caused me to be in that position, I would still be mortified. I remember having my 1st C-section at age 28 and whacked out on overly-strong epidural Morphine (I refuse this painkiller ever since), I was still uncomfortable being washed down in the bed by my nurse.

YESS!!! She's the Mucinex blob!

I was frantically trying to find this GIF!!! LOL!

Was the last Door Dash Dr. Now James K's episode?? DIS definitely not a good sitchuashun.

Cable is working correctly again, and I switched over to moaning and heavy breathing, and Mr. Snarkish just yelled from the other room, asking if I was watching porn. 🙄

WELL, TLC is hiccuping on me tonight for some reason. It keeps pausing and once it said to try again later. Damn Xfinity. I guess I'll go see what Joe has to say in his speech over on ABC which is working fine for some reason. Not that excited anyway, since the beginning of this two hour episode it said it was SIX MONTHS of her journey. WTH? Enjoy, Pounders!

I am rewatching this episode from the beginning as I was distracted during the Live Chat. I cannot believe a physician would allow her to sit there gorging on piles of take out containers while she worked. Any kind of physician, even if it has nothing to do with primary care or bariatrics.

Yes, I heard plumbing company. I know my personal plumber lives in a much nicer neighborhood than us! And he's just an independent one. I am sure Salon Martone has gotten more business since this show aired too.

I LOVE me some Doc Paradise!!! 😍

FINALLY. A Poundticipant has suggested counseling to Dr. Now! It should be the reverse!

I want to pressure wash that trailer. And the their shower too.

Please, Lort, I need to see a success story. I have been making myself happier by viewing pics of Alicia and Brianne on their social media, living their best lives happily together now in Oregon. I need more of those peeps! My eating habit tonight was smoked sausage, mashed potatoes, and sauerkraut. I have a little Polish lady living inside mah belly.

Thanks, @Giant Misfit! I have been anxiously awaiting this episode as I follow Lexi on IG. So I knew recently they had lost Big Mike. That sort of hit home for me because he reminded me (size wise) of my Hubby and I always worry about his health. Gah, can Bria look any more like a selfish monster?? I mean, Big Mike was the one who gave them the world (because he loved them) but he's turned her into a selfish bitch! I was so disgusted with her this episode not sure I can stand to look at her any further (I really watch this for Lexi and Foxy). A wedding of that proportion, IMO, is ridiculous anyhow, but with Dad being gone, and Jennifer not totally grasping their financial predicament, Bria needs to step way off with this glitzy shitshow of a wedding. I couldn't believe he was paying her car, and insurance as well! I hate to say it, but the Martones may need to take it down a peg with the Mercedes and other glam. And Bria, Sweetheart, you aren't all that. I don't find her particularly attractive (rather witchy in the face). And your beau is no great prize either. Babies right away? Doesn't he have toddler twins from whoever he was porking on the side while they were on and off? As much as I love Lexi, I think she needs to lay off a bit on Matt. She's making things worse with her anger since Bria is obviously not sending him packing. Just have the least amount to do with him, and that's it. No reason for the extra dramatics. He gets you don't like him at all. Everyone does. I honestly thought the big secret as to why she disliked him was that he had somehow hit on her in the past or they had a drunken fling. This episode was another example of why spouses need to both know what is going on with household finances and have logins and passwords to accounts. My old man had a scary hospital stay where we thought we might lose him two years ago, and my Mom had no clue about any of their accounts and debt. I had to comb through his desk and show her all the credit card statements. I made sure when I got home to exchange account information with my spouse so that if something happened to us we could at least get into banking and credit accounts that we have separately, and we have a monthly meeting to go over our household expenses and money in the bank.

I hoped more people would watch and comment on this thread. Season 2 has started, will there be a section for it? @SilverStormm?

On a SoapDirt page, someone found a baby registry for her, and the due date said January 7th, so I assume so.

Amy knows exactly what she's doing. She had no intentions of waiting 2 years to get pregnant. Just like her eating solid foods before it was safe to do so. She does what she wants. I do wonder, however, if she's possibly having some extreme vitamin deficiencies as to why she's shoving in these odd combinations of foods. Before surgery, she just ate shitty food. Now she's pairing really weird foods together (the peppermint patty and chips and pineapple with lasagna had bile rising in my throat). SO much acid with the pineapple and sauce. I have no idea how she can fit in all that food so quickly after surgery. When I see Tammy I start to think of James K. of M600PL. I think some people get to a point where there is no helping them, or turning them back. I unfortunately think she's a lost cause. As for Tammy's makeup, it looked to me like she tried to draw on her buried eyelids with a red magic marker. Pink/reds do not make good eye colors! Can we say "staged" 10X fast, during the scenes of meeting with Dr. Procter? He could barely control his adorable dimple and keep a straight face when she was telling him she "had a surprise" and "was on strong birth control". I'm so afraid that Little Bit is going to wind up crushed into Tammy's butt crack in the van one day, as the Gatorade bottle almost did.

I am 10 minutes into this episode and and the family IQ level seems to be -180. It "HURT-ed" me. Lymphodema the size of an exercise ball, and let him eat a bag of ice cream bars for breakfast and let "Little Boy" take bags of candy to his room, but his "stomach hurt all night". Shoot me now. I don't know if I'm going to make it much further this season. First The Vanilla Hippo. And now Little Boy. My 600 Pound Life 2020: It can't get worse than this season. My 600 Pound Life 2021: Hold my beer.

Well, I for one am done with these fake scammers, what a waste of an evening I could have watched Bridgerton. I'm looking forward to seeing Brianne's update, at least one of the few participants who actually wanted to lose weight. I'm outta here folks...

Google "Vanilla Hippo"....

Late to the game and watching OnDemand. Just had to pop in to say this show's hitting close to home. Between 1985 and 2001 I lived in Douglasville, Georgia, where Amber & Vince's scenes were filmed last season (it's west of metro Atlanta. I'm now about 60 miles east). It was fun to figure out where they were during the car ride and parking lot scenes. Now, Amber is working at Sideline's Grill in Canton?? (Canton is north of Atlanta). My ex works in the vicinity and was/is a frequent customer, and I've eaten there many times in the past when we were married. (Great burger/wing joint). Dying to know if he's seen or knew her, but not worth getting in touch with him for. I checked their FB page and looked through some pics but none of her in any of the staff shots. BTW, Douglasville is currently a shithole, so I wasn't surprised she and her Mom resided there.

Sharp, I assume, took a hit for Density's ER bill? Why do so many people go to an ER when they could first try going to an Immediate Care? Or are these not as prevalent around the country as in my area? I agree, thank goodness it wasn't pregnancy, but can Sharp please pass out cases of condoms to these fuckwits? And please send a pool cleaning service over to Shawn's green algae pool. I gagged at Murgh's "sexy time" scenes. I find him so unattractive, but I prefer bigger dudes (I'm a chubby chaser like Density) over petite, delicate guys. I finally realized who his face reminds me of, singer/actress Janelle Monae. Murgh seems like a petri dish of STD's. Tennison FTW! That young man is so well spoken and smart, how is he the spawn of Andrea? The anger and disgust is just oozing out of Lindsay, isn't it? I'm assuming the (currently invisible) ankle monitor is the only thing keeping her at Flappy's address. I just love the cold/dead stare he gives her while she's griping away. And I had to chortle at the pauses he took before replying to her accusations. Dude, you got busted. Sharp also needs to send a lawncare service or a lawnmower over to Flappy's yard. The only thing I can focus on anymore in the Shovel scenes is the size of her head.

Lindsey really fancies herself the actress, in her TH's. OVER acting. Her hair flips, her poses, WTH is that getup with the hair clip and the hot pink bandana?? I think Flappy got his swollen lip from it constantly being stuck in the top of a soda can, from what I've seen him drinking just this episode. Whoever said previously that Shovel looks like Rerun in drag, hit the nail on the head. Shawn: "Oh Destinie took all her stuff...oh LOOK! Here's an open pregnancy test box!" Fake, fake, FAKE. Dude has six kids and didn't even bat an eyelash that he might have knocked up The Queen of Trash with number seven. I have questions regarding Lacey's pregnanc(ies). WHY was she seeking infertility help, at a fairly young age and with two young children? I would also be surprised if Chane was having "fertility" issues at his young age. I also believe they knew for awhile that there wasn't 3 viable babies in there, which I hate to say, is definitely a blessing for them. And the whole faulty mask situation in that office and with the Dr. was disturbing. I am going to take my mask down to talk to you better?? I don't get the whole Andrea/Lamar storyline at all, two horribly mis-matched people with unfortunate children involved. Poor Priscilla, getting a home school lesson in family history by watching Andrea gyrate to African music and Lamar tell the history of his graveyard tattoos and inform her of his "secret daughter". Who the F pays $130 to get their hair washed? Oh, that's right, recently sprung former addicts who think they're all that now. That entire scene was just an advertisement for ingesting too much cheap booze. All the crying, the argument, just a typical drunken party gone awry. And OMG, the "Women of Prison" group of friends who are learning badly how to dress and do hair and makeup (now after prison garb and makeup made of grape jelly and wet colored pencils). YIKES. They all looked R-U-F-F, rough! Please get Cabbage Patch face off my screen. I can't with her and that weasely-looking little braided dweeb that women somehow find attractive? Malcolm is way too laid back and level-headed to be with this hothead. Density is on the lam...with a camera crew in tow. **smacks forehead**. That's all I've got there.

I update my Ethiopian co-worker about this show. I told her about Avi wrapped in injera. At first she looked confused and then she said, "Ohhh...that's Orthodox". Best take away from those scenes was Areola's braids. I give her props on her braiding skills this season...and that's about it. Yazan's brother's hair is amazing. And yes, he does (unfortunately) resemble Frank Zappa in the face. I'm a big fan of facial hair but his looks scraggly. Anyone else notice how the voice of the translator was so smooth and almost sexy, totally not matching his appearance? He has a face for radio. He should have appeared in the first episode of the season, as Brittney exited the plane, to get shit straight from the get go. (Don't get me started on the fact I can't stand these fools that can't even communicate with each other in any common language...) Jenny NOW decides she's done enough damage to this family and is ready to go home?? Submit will never leave India, but that's what he needs to do if he doesn't want to live the traditional lifestyle and marry a woman arranged by the parents. I really wonder why he cannot come to the US. Did they ever specify? Was it because he was married? Because it seems like now that's the best idea for them. As with any other episode, Melyzzzzza looks indifferent/bored to Cheesy returning to the US. What did she expect him to do if he can't find a job? He can never do right by this woman so he just needs to go home, glad he's made that decision. I barely paid attention to the "Say Yes to the Dress - Korean Edition". Beyond stupid that they need to have yet another ceremony. And Deavan's folks ARE getting a ham for their daughter. Seems like a good trade to me.

I didn't have the strength to watch this live. So much FFing this episode, but here's my take: Whoever said Jenny looks like Jeffrey Tambor (in drag) is spot on! The last scene of her catterwauling and Sumit's brother and sister's expressions was priceless. This skanky, entitled beotch prancing around Jordan with her jugs out, throwing shade back to the bystander, getting pissed drunk (not "tipsy") while wearing enough concealer around her eyes to resemble Trump's tan lines, deserves everything the production crew was protecting her from. Brittany is the epitome of the ugly American abroad and embarrassing to every one of us who travels overseas. What previous sugar Daddy is funding all of these flights, hotels, and bar tabs?? Someone please sterilize Deavan. She doesn't have enough sense to use birth control or keep her legs closed for five minutes. Think about her age, she's only 23, and almost had her 3rd child in less than what, 5 years? I feel very badly for those watching this show who have dealt with infertility. I agree with PP's who said Avi looked malnourished. Even Mr. Snarkish looked over his readers and said, "That is not a cute or healthy looking baby." And yes, Ari-Dear, a big part of breastfeeding a newborn is having them attached to your chest 24-7 unless you pump. Then you have a pump OR a baby attached to you at all times (at least in my experience). I don't think having a child was ever on her radar before this oopsy pregnancy. Tim's lips mesmerize me when he speaks. They are blood red and all over the place when he talks, like rubber bands. And someone please get some Scotch tape to hold Melyza's eyelids open. Even her scenes bore her. Ahh, a scene of Kenny in his Grandpa glasses looking peeved yet again. To think these two started out as my favorite couple. Well, I do still like Armando, but Kenny is only likeable for Truffles at this point.

Lindsey. Quit flipping around that shaggy horse's mane.