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Dr. Now should have thrown that chart in the trash can before he exited his office.

This is definitely a first for this series. A participant that never even participated beyond getting on a scale that couldn't accurately weigh him, and never even leaving his hometown. And they made a 2 hour episode out of it. And we watched.

This dude is completely fucking delusional. He was selfishly working on his health and wasn't able to be there for a sick friend in Oregon? Let's fix that with cheese curds and enough chicken for a football team. No one has been there for him? His ass needs to get tossed to the curb by Tammy.. Please Lort, bring me another Paul type episode for Christmas. *clicks off TV*

Does anyone find it odd that Dr. Now uses robotic surgery technology but still keeps paper file charts?

He's using the soda jug as a hand weight. DEAD! 🤣

I forgot to come hear yesterday mostly to exclaim: "IS THAT A FRIGGING VAPE IN HER PAW?!" Seriously??! She somehow lived through COVID, is on oxygen now, and is VAPING?! Chris, Amy, and Tisa just need to leave her alone for a week and not answer her texts and calls for food. If I've ever seen anyone more undeserving of help, it's her and James K. Tisa needs a show of her own, I would watch. More Amy crying, blubbering, and farting, and losing her damn bra straps. God this woman is gross. Hoarding has nothing to do with dirty. I know people with tons of crap in a crowded/disorganized home who are clean. Michael has a bad back now from pushing his sister in law around for years. This family is so beyond disfunctional. Why am I still watching? Oh that's right...Gage. I was also confused by the extended LulaRoe crap at the end. I did watch "LulaRich" and boy, what a cult. I have always stayed away from all MLMs. I saw LulaRoe merchandise at GoodWill a few weeks ago and had a good chuckle.

Yes, I see it more in his sad shaped eyes and eyebrows.

I'm losing patience and interest in this show. But I somehow feel like I should still watch, mostly for Gage. As a former single, working Mom with 2 kids and 4 pets (at the time) and a 2 hour commute, I cleaned my damn house too. Amy is really pissing me off. She's a SAHM and lives in a tiny space, with one little dog. Granted this family seems to all share an IQ level, but come on. And what's with the bottled coffee Frappuccino-looking drinks Amy was putting in the fridge and one was sitting out near the couch? My money is on the fact that they probably aren't for Michael. I work with rodents for a living (research lab). I can smell a dead one at 50 paces. So yeah, that house STINKS if they stand in front of the cabinet and can't smell it. Amy is a dirty person. The bottom of her feet are always filthy when she crosses her leg under her on the couch. And someone please get this woman a damn bra that fits and the straps don't ride down her bicep through the entire show. Or put a regular shirt on instead of spaghetti straps 24/7. Tammy - I don't have any respect or sympathy for her. I don't care what her back story is, I feel she is a mean and selfish person. The fact that I've lost healthier friends/family to COVID and watch this oxygen-sucking blob not be able to walk 75 steps a day (what Dr. Smith asked of her)...Hell, I am 50+ pounds overweight and age 53 with a bum knee, and walk almost 8K steps a day just going about a normal day when not working. Tammy is becoming the female "James K." of M600PL. Chris - I agree with whoever said it's difficult to listen to his voice without your throat feeling sore. I noticed his home appeared cutely decorated and clean, another reason I think Amy is crying BS regarding their upbringing. I doubt it's just his wife who keeps it that way. He needs to focus on his own "journey" and leave Tammy with her new feeder BF.

For those interested in following Paul's journey, he has a FB group set up called "Bubba Strong". He appears to be doing well.

Ugh, these PEOPLE, people. I watch via PT, BTW. I prefer listening to the commenters than the actual cast this season. Brittany: Add me to the heap who are grossed out by her eyelashes, which are ALWAYS wonky. I know I'm approaching mid-50's but I don't get this trend at all. Everywhere I see Snuffaluffagus from Sesame Street. She seems to get her brains from her Mom. Apple didn't fall far from the tree, there. Loving watching Azan cracking up at her continued shit show. And I also love listening to the accent of his translator/friend. Reminds me of Robin Leach of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" from back in the day. Molly: Agree, agree, you need to fess up that you're done birthing babies to this poor guy who seems to want to start a family. Am I the only person who thinks she looks like a guy in those leather pants in her intro? Colt: Ew, ew, EWW! Now, I like me a thicker guy, but his feminine BREASTS and jell-o thighs! That damn smirky expression and caterpillar eyebrows, and bangs in his face. Personally I thought the castle was cheap and cheesy. Reminded me of the "Magic Castle" roach motel in Kissimmee, Florida. Looked like a roadside attraction. Big Ed: His daughter may be a bitch, but she's at least got more brains than him. Liz is famewhoring with this whole attraction to him, there is NO way a woman her age and looks would stoop to him (excuse the pun). Unless she sees $ and hopes he can help care for her kid or kids. As much as he's jumping from one way too young chick to another, I can't believe there has been nobody for almost 30 years?? Maybe just pay-to-plays? Fernanda: Part of me is glad she took "Coraline-eyed" Robbie down a peg or two, the other thinks she needs to grow up and check the amount of time she demands from a man. Good luck in Miami, but I think that'll probably be a better fit for her. Dan-yell: Glad she was skipped over pretty much. I feel I can smell her through the TV. Can someone get rid of my Grandmother's glasses she keeps wearing even though in other TH's she has more modern framed ones on? And I still can't stand that "I'm trying not to laugh" way of speech she has.

I zoned out a few seasons...was there coverage of Dean and this chick? Skillet face...yes! I thought she was a guy until I saw the baby bump. He's trying to act like Robert, yelling at the TV. I prefer Anny & Robert. I do like Veronica & Tim's banter, even with his weird, "Angry Birds" eyebrows. I had those eyebrows previously because mine stopped growing on the ends. Tim, please, go get microblading like I did. You'll look happier! Speaking of eyebrows, Coltee's have always unnerved me. They are like magical worms. Someone please stop with "Big" Ed. He's so...greasy. When his Mom (who is, very sweet) was smearing Nair all over him I mused out loud WTH is that, and my 14 year old replied, "Probably mayo". 😆 And stop with the women younger than your daughter, dude. You are NOT a catch by any means. FerNANDA is so horny for that creepy Robbie. Biting each others lips off, my teen was squirming in her seat with discomfort. He creeps me out because his eyes look like black rat dots, kind of "Coraline" buttons. Danielle...my GRANDMOTHER carried that exact handbag before she passed away 15 years ago in her late '70's! Please stop also with that "Oompa Loompa" knot you tie the top of your hair in, it does NOT work. I mute her when she speaks because her "trying not to giggle" voice grates on me. I'm sorry, but I can almost detect the crotch odor from my TV screen. I hope Molly and Kelly work out, but I'm smelling something fishy there. I know first-hand a relationship can be difficult when one partner is very open and the other you have to pull details out of. I couldn't handle Kalani on the show, but am finding her tolerable on Pillow Talk. Even Asuelu is more amusing than annoying this way. I missed all of Tom because I refuse to watch Darcey, but I do enjoy the banter with his sister Emma. Keep them coming each week!

I actually became FB friends with both Alicia and Brianne. I've messaged with both of them. Both are doing very well. They became best friends and Alicia moved to Oregon to move in with Brianne. Alicia is living her best life out there and loves to go hiking. Brianne has divorced Rick and now is in a very happy relationship, expecting a baby, and getting married in October.

Digging up an old episode here. But, just to let everyone know her FB is public and it's one of my favorite forms of entertainment when I am truly bored. Ashley B. is pregnant once again! By a 3rd Baby Daddy who is evidently not involved like her last two . She's over 35 weeks and complaining away about her pregnancy and asking for all sorts of baby item donations. She doesn't appear to live at home anymore but in an apartment riddled with mold that she seems unaware of how bad that could be for herself, children, and a newborn. She's having another c-section and asking for someone to help with post surgery wound care. If you pull up her FB account, it's the one with the green hair. Yep, she's still all about her hair/makeup and taking short sexy videos where she pouts her giant lips at the camera. Her sister Tiffanie from the episode looks like an amazing Cajun cook, and they both regularly sell plate lunches that have me drooling (and don't appear to be Dr. Now approved). Ashley's still whinging away about men in most of her posts. I think what drew me into this episode was the reminder of how beautiful the Cajun/Creole people are. Ashley and her sister could be quite the stunners and probably make good money off their looks if they wanted to. But Ashley is too busy with her appearance to bring useless men between her legs than get herself healthy and care for the children she has and is about to have once again. At any rate, it's a great train wreck to watch when you're bored...just FYI... As the Cajun Chef, Justin Wilson, would say, "Ooooh EEEEE!"

Hi, folks. I haven't watched this shitshow since last year, and just put Season 3/Episode 5 on as background noise. Now that Belle is a toddler, does she cling/scream/whine in every episode? That ridiculous Florida castle Dawn lives in is beyond tacky. I follow Anjelica on IG for shits and giggles. Amara (sp?) is a beautiful baby, with the most spectacular blue eyes...everyone asks where she gets this from., but Anjelica never responds to inquiries. Especially if Angelica's Dad is African-American (and thank goodness she's stopped wearing the horrible colored contacts at least in IG pics), and Jason is dark with what appears to also be a Asian Mother. Very odd.

Sorry folks, I can't even make it through this first episode. I am very open minded, but the Mom and Daughter comparing sex tapes just did me in. That is just some twisted shit. WHY am I now getting a "spoiler" window coming up in my response? Anyone else?

I figured out the voices. Has anyone watched the original "Grey Gardens" documentary from 1975? They sound just like whackjob Edith Bouvier Beale.

My cable/internet blinked off for 5 minutes right after the hospital showdown and I was like "GAAAAHHHH!!!" and have now read about 60 replies. So I missed the blip of her ripping her IV out to now her charade in front of this Intervention dude.

STOP YOUR SHENNANIGANS, Dr. Now! It's the female equivalent of Assanti.

BEEF PHITEW!!! Where is @toasterstrudel when we need her.

Woohoo, I got a commercial for "Score!" Is this Walmart Viagra?

Of course she's focusing on Dave's "issues" to deflect his over her and kicking her out.

She will CONSIDER the rehab because of "How Dr. Now handled it".

"Y'all got any more of that pain medicine?" She's cueing Tyrone Biggums.

I am DECEASED.

AND now I am getting a shorter window with some sort of side window going on...this site is changing before my eyes. But seeing nokat's profile pic giant on my screen is amusing!