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I never again want to hear She Who Shall Not Be Named speak, interrupt, or screech. Go back to pie boy and leave my freaking screen.

I really felt for Carly tonight. If Kirk had doubts, he should have said something earlier. Like 7 days prior. And when she was talking about their future, that was the right time dude. NOT the next day after handing her the rose. As for the rest of it, why did Ashley I stay after Jared left? I thought she'd have just chased his car down the highway.

Wow! Ashley must really be feared by the bitch club. They tossed her under the Easter egg bus. Amanda going was the right decision. And her final comments about it not being her fault? Um, who sewed it? I've never agreed with Kelly Osbourne before tonight AND I actually loved Blake standing up for Ashley, so it's totally opposite night! Kudos to the boys and Marlene team. But I could have done without the flowers. Some of those blooms resembled things I wore in the early 80's. Swapnil was robbed again.

Thank you to whatever gave Kris Kard a massive "blown up face". Wonder if it was Kanye?

The only part of New York that Blake referenced was a deflated Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. Crack smoking judging is back. At least we got Swatch and bad fabric choices at Mood.

JJ was really funny. Annoying female co-host can just go die in a pie.

So glad I'm not the only one who noticed the melting face of the network president. Yikes! I was rooting for anyone but Dom, so hooray Eddie?

At this point, I want the raccoon and Jorge to continue on and everyone else go away. I liked Samantha better when she never spoke. And Joe is making Juan Pablo look like a saint. Is it too late to hope for a hurricane to blow in?

Neal McCoy gets creepier every year. So happy Breelan is gone. We won't have another year of Melissa making her a life goal. Wonder who this year's pet project will be? The fake Brit can go away next. Kelly is really not a fan of the fan vote. Maybe it's show driven, but I have a soft spot for Jinelle, the Aussie.

I'm sure it will somehow be 100% Kyle's goddamn fault. Kimmy must have been told to go get back to school supplies for Portia....

I'm not sure where the female co-host came from, but she needs to go back there. Interrupting shrill cackling from some desperate for airtime unknown is not the way to a solid career.

Memo to Juelia, when a guy goes "so, do you have a son or daughter", he did NOT look you up in advance. She should hook up with Mikey and start a clueless school.

Was she trying to steal the Target bulldog? Or just Nyquil?

That was an amazing hour of television. Tons of things wrapped up, but lots left dangling. At this point, the only decent character is the dog. Everyone else is amoral. I'd totally watch a season of Anna, with appearances from her little x-box loving brother. Maybe we could even get Adam in for a few episodes. Quinn burned Chet's world down around him and it was glorious. Vineyard he invested in, is now worthless, network seeing who the real brains are, check, Rachel tied to her side, check. Jeremy running to Rachel's mother was just horrid. Those two can go burn somewhere, since they've both had a hand in messing her up. My Monday nights will suck until it's back on.

I watched it and came away thinking that Sean is still a righteous asshat and Wratherine is heading for a breakdown. The real winners from his season were the 24 women who 'lost'. Molly and Jason, apart from never having his mom over to visit, were pretty awesome.

I really might be done with this show. Bringing Nick's family and little sister to the finale was beyond the pale for me. We're they there to make him behave? And "breaking all the rules" Kaitlyn really should have cut Nick that morning. Letting him propose after banging him multiple times was wrong on every level. Pretty surprised that we didn't get a quick Britt and Brady update. Maybe Nick can approach her next? :/

Quinn is so brittle these days I expected her to shatter like glass. I expected her to choke Chet. A smarter woman would marry him, get his will changed, and then kill him during sex. (Yep, this show would go there.) We need to know what's on the flash drive. Jeremy is the safe choice, but he's not the one for Rachel. I don't think Adam is either. Best line of the show goes to Faith " if I drew a vagina on a poster, you'd go after it". Gold. Madison the intern will be roadkill soon.

Yep, same Kim, more denials and another horrible blouse.

Tonight's episode had a first time homebuyer in Detroit. The buyer's high maintenance girlfriend of 6 months wanted everything he didn't. Either it was all for the show, or they won't be making 7 months.

I have to wonder if Alex really was going home? Snapping sucky soup mamma was clearly bottom 2. She probably just saw the writing on the menu and split before they could dump her.

I am obsessed with this show! They wrote their way out of the "lawsuit" corner. And we got movement on stories. Shocked that Shia came clean. And laughed when Quinn was ready to blow off her confession, only to have Rachel say "you need to hear this." Shallow British was shallow, Faith prayed, Chet spun, Quinn managed, and Rach managed to get some action that wasn't vibrator and cell driven. And Mary's sister coming back was a nice touch. The song at the end, the cuddle, just perfection.

Since when is Cici's real pizza? Guess the show is too low brow for PIzza Hut? I'd watch a Dom show just to time the dead air and minutes spent running from the camera. Amelia, you are not an alpha female, just a nasty loser. This isn't entertaining and I wouldn't watch any of these people on a real show.

Damn. I liked plastic Mary. Too bad the helicopter for the date didn't arrive sooner, Adam could have grabbed her from the roof. Could not believe Quinn was going back to ugly Chet. Let Cynthia keep him. Is it a running joke on the show that Adam gets punched every few episodes?

I'd pay to watch the reboot. And I'm onboard with forgetting seasons 3 through 5.

The Hound survived in the books, so I can see Stannis still being alive. He could get the Jamie redemption arc. Of course, I'd be much happier with Brienne doing him in. The jerk burned his daughter.