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Eric Church needs to stop thinking he can hit high notes. But he gets props for putting Pizza Hut and his state champion jacket in a song. Just wish he'd have sung The Outsiders. That song is insane

I'll be singing Left swipe that for the rest of the night.

R.I.P Stuart Adamson, I loved their bagpipes from hell sound.

Not sure what's better tonight, the outfits or the wacky pairing of performers.

Tony Bennett's class is carrying this number. And in other news, Annie Lennox is a goddess.

Walked the dogs and came back to Pharrel dressed as a bellhop with Donald Duck's feet. I think I'm on drugs.

Those performers are considered 'rock'? I must be in an alternate universe where Madonna is still relevant. Ed!!! Hooray! Is it too much to ask that he sings Don't Bring Me Down?

Was that a body double at the end? Or did Madge really go flying away? Bonus points, Taylor Swift dancing!

If Madonna is preaching be who you are then she should stop the surgery and not have backing tracks

I think it's called X. Last time it was a math symbol. Eventually he'll switch to chemistry signs. Oh hell, LL just gave another dreams speech. B l ech

Not excited about Sam Smith winning pop album. Ed Sheeran's was much better. However that was a sweet speech.

Miranda's rocking the crazy eyed nursery school songs tonight.

I love every single one of the nominated pop songs. Pharrel, I love you, but buy pants. And take the guy from AC/DC shopping with you.

What in the name of all that's holy did Tom Jones do to his face?!? And I'm guessing Jessie J is the new Spiderwoman?

Just when I was hoping Ariana wouldn't howl, the end of the song came. Dear LL, you don't want me tweeting you my thoughts on the singers.

Just saw a photo of Madonna's outfit. Looks like dress up night at the retirement home. Strobe lights on this show should have a warning label. And LL Cool J again? Bland, boring, and irrelevant.

I missed this show. Rayna took responsibility, Luke is finally the heel everyone wanted him to be, and Gunnar's fake moppet went home with nasty grandparents. And Avery's chair for the win! Tons of stuff packed in the show tonight. Think my favorite part was watching Luke self-destruct. I enjoyed the character finally now that he's not all gushy over Rayna. And that ending song was awesome. Going to be fun watching them figure out the tour. Will Jeff get a heart and realize he's partly responsible for what happened to Layla? Watching him get rid of evil producer Gina was gold. Loved the 4 kids ending up at Teddy's. In the end, he's the best parent on this show. Let's start a pool over who the liver donor will be. I think Luke. Just kidding. Avery and Gunner. Gold. "So, you lost your son? Wow. That trumps my chair being moved around the mansion." And Juliette, give the man a few more shelves. And room for hair products in the bathroom.

Can we bring Eileen back next season to recap? Or pop up in the talking heads with one liners? The woman is freaking hysterical! That 'party' had disaster written all over it. Smart move by Yo to leave the country. I wonder if she heard the screeching from Italy? Kyle's apology could have worked if she'd said it to a human being. But neither Kim nor Brandi qualify.

I thought Britt's fear was water and soap. And she's totally auditioning for The Bachelorette. Hope she gets it and lands another fame whore who dumps her. Kelsey, you are an insensitive ass. Sell your soul for reality tv, but your late husband's family didn't sign up for you calling his death, a.k.a. "your story" great. Jordan only came back for free cocktails.

How exactly did Britt think Chris was going to react? "Hey, thanks for the insight into a date you weren't even on. Oh, and the producers asked me to keep the crazies." I think he was a lot more polite than another guy would have been in that situation. Sorry lipstick, you're no longer the front runner.

I felt my brain cells dying tonight while watching. Kardashvirgin needs to go home. She's probably scared off the normal men in her hometown. Bye muscles. I was very sad that the black butt box didn't appear as she was getting into the elevator.

Kimmel made this show tonight. The ending when he was sobbing in the limo about only having 4 days with him? AMAZING. Kardashian and black box butt need to go away. And Juelia's story, weird. I counted 34 'like's in that conversation. And who leaves a suicidal man alone overnight with a gun? Not sure who went home. Herd needs to be culled quicker.

Yep, if they fail, then they join the cast.

I might have missed this upthread, but I find it ludicrous that both Diane and Cary would be off in a room celebrating with the rest of the staff while their Biggest Freaking Client is in a multimillion dollar settlement case. So, the firm is now going to be "Florrick, Agos, Lockhart, and Lee"? Anyone else ready to call it "FALL"?

Prince!!! Loved the ovation he got. I think someone should crash every Jennifer Aniston awards show presentation from this day forward.