Persnickety1

Since Kristen says she is taking herself off of Twitter until after the finale next week, I think Tom and Ariana need to lock up any pets they may have.

Well, this is all sorts of interesting.... http://www.realitytea.com/2015/02/23/kristen-doute-taking-break-twitter-preparation-vanderpump-rules-finale/ Hmmmmm....

I caught that, too, Scoobs. In fact, I watched it twice. Counting down, DVR all set up (damned work interfering with my perverse enterainment!) and prosecco chilling...

Oh damn, I just can't wait until tonight...This preview is making me wring my hands in anticipation... http://www.bravotv.com/vanderpump-rules/season-3/episode-317/videos-0?clip=2847750

A wee bit off topic but for anyone who wasn't on TWOP or doesn't remember, someone came to the site who had gone to school with Drita and said she was just as mean in school as she is on the show. I think that poster said even back then she was not one to tangle with. They really need to tweak this show in a major way. I agree that the ratings are probably so abysmal that they're grasping at straws by bringing Carla back. I always kind of enjoyed Carla but I can't for the life of me figure out why she'd come back to this debacle, especially supposedly having a beef with a friend. And, because it's my favorite phrase from this show and it's just fun to type, RAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Oh, dear gawd, yes please! I'm working and short on snark time (trying to get work caught up so I can have tacos and watch TWD in a couple of hours), so can you take one for the PTV team and broach the topic? ETA: Mods, should we start a new thread for RHOB houses or is it okay to discuss it here? Great idea for discussion, Ryebread ^5!!!

Unfortunately, until one or both Richards sisters are off of the show, I think this will be at the very least a subplot in every season. I'm assuming a good portion of the reunion will be dueling Richards sisters' pointing fingers and shrieking and Brandi telling everyone to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Yet for some reason I'm still greatly looking forward to it. Makes me feel so positively normal and functional by comparison.

Color me pathetic, but this is one thing I wish Brandi was being truthful about.

Dammit, I usually hate when Andy drags these reunions out for 3 episodes, but this time I'm hoping they air as much footage as possible. Hell, I'm good for up to 4 episodes and a DVD with unseen footage to boot with this one. I'm glad we predicted correctly that since Kim was still blogging she would indeed be at the reunion. Although I'm not sure why. I'm sure she'll not answer any direct questions she chooses not to and will make Ramona at last year's reunion look downright forthcoming with information. I can't wait to hear the viewer questions. There were some really good ones on the RHOBH Facebook page. Hopefully this reunion will mark the send-off of Brandi and Kim from the show. *fingers crossed* REUNION DRINKING GAME IDEA: Take a shot (or a sip) every time Kim uses the word "privacy." I fear taking a shot anytime the word "sister" or "sobriety" is used might end us all up in our respective local emergency rooms. Cheers!

Oh, we get MOTHERFUCKER in absolute spades when they arrive in Amsterdam, imjagain! That's our girl Brandi, crass, vulgar and inappropriate no matter which country's borders surround her. I wonder if she managed to roofie herself on the plane. (BTW - Great "spoiler" info about the reunion in another thread if you're interested!)

Oh, trust me when I say I swear like that proverbial drunken sailor. But there's a time and a place. I know when to refrain, something Brandi is acutely unaware of, along with most usual social graces. It looks like from the previews the argument between Kim and Lisa R happens on the plane over to Amsterdam. I can't wait to see what else unfolds during that leg of their journey. That's at least a 12-hour flight, I believe. That's a lot of potential cat fighting up in those "friendly" skies.

And of course even in Amsterdam Brandi is in her full "MOTHERFUCKER" glory! And I used to wonder why we were collectively referred to as "ugly Americans." Too bad her screeching outburst didn't call the attention of airport security and she was denied entry into the country. I know, I know, but I can dream.

The reunion sounds like it could much more intriguing than the whole entire season. But then that could change with the Amsterdam trip. I'm still waiting to see Lisa Rinna throwing that glass and telling someone to stay away from her husband. Lisa V may just get to sit and look pretty at this reunion, unless she did something that's slipped my mind with the fuck-and-awe Kim and Brandi shitstorm.

One of the tweets below the main one that got my attention: Hot damn...Shouldn't the reunion air in about 3-4 weeks? I'm going to need a bottle of champagne and some Godiva whilst watching this one!

Oh good lordy, those people's Facebook pages provide hours upon hours of endless giggles and eyerolls. Leah is just the gift that keeps on giving.

Ahahahaha, I'd forgotten about that. My favorite line from that episode came from Ken and his response of "We don't care" when Kyle was confronting Kim about her shenanigans. It does look, however, like Kim was able to find her driver's license and passport for the Amsterdam trip. Which may or may not turn out to be a good thing.

Without Ken, I wonder who will be in charge of Kim's bikini bottoms in Amsterdam? Wasn't that her big excuse for missing the boat in Hawaii, that Ken couldn't find her bikini bottoms? Oy, if this is how the Amsterdam trip starts out, I can imagine it's going to escalate in record time. I agree. I also can't quite piece together precisely how the women choosing to wait for Kyle's luggage is comparable to Kim's Hawaii fucknuttery. I'm beginning to think Kim keeps a mental scorecard in her head (probably the only thing functional left in there) and is always on the lookout for ways to "even" the score. She looks like an absolute jackass trying to compare missing luggage to her intoxicated actions in Hawaii. Again, such a nasty and vile bitch.

With Brandi and Kim on board that flight, the episode should have been titled "Snakes on a Plane." Yeah, I know, I'm showing myself out now....

An extended preview of the women's arrival in Amsterdam and Kyle's delayed luggage. Interesting to see Kim's immediate defensive reaction to Kyle's luggage being late and comparing it to her intoxicated late-arrival shenanigans: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/episode-515/videos?clip=2848204

And I believe multiple posters predicted this fuck and awe shit: Maybe Kim actually watched the last few episodes sober(ish) and saw through Brandi's bullshit. Finally.

I believe you remember correctly. Far too late to be of any real assistance in the situation, poor little Kimmie, who doesn't like drama or confrontation and "gets nervous," finally admitted that she did remember the conversation and Camille has misunderstood what Kyle had said. I found that all sorts of odd juxtaposed with her insistence that Taylor had used the word "insignificant" (or whatever the exact word was) regarding Camille during their airport conversation. Those 2 heifers practically went to the mat over that argument (and courtesy of Bravo playback we learned Kim was correct about what Taylor had said). Kinda funny how Kim overcame her dislike of confrontation, drama, and getting "nervous" when she was defending herself. I guess it only comes out when it's time to defend her sister. Selective, like her hearing when she doesn't hear Brandi tell Kyle that Mauricio doesn't want her anymore. I honestly just believe Kim gets a lot of secondary gain from watching someone tear down her sister and chooses not to come to her defense, instead enjoying watching her twisting in the wind with the other women.

While I don't think Brandi probably crosses double digits in her IQ score, I do think she is a genius at the art of innuendo, embellishment, and intimation. I believe just the very way she so oddly said "procedure" was deliberate on her part to make it sound esoteric and like a distinct cover for something else. And to whoever said maybe it was nothing more than a nicotine patch but Brandi intimated to Lisa R it was something more could be dead on the money. I think Brandi hedges all of her shade-throwing comments so that she can, technically speaking, honestly say, "I never said it was a pain medication patch. I just said a patch. Why are you trying to make me look bad? I never said that so you just shut the fuck up!" Added to that a Bravo playback of the scene would show that, while Brandi never actually specified what type of patch Kim was wearing, the intent of her comment was obvious. Brandi's all about semantics in these cases. And dealing with dim bulb Kim, all she has to say is, "See, Kim, I never said you were using a narcotic pain patch, I just said a patch and Lisa R totally misinterpreted what I said!" Gawd, I hope both of these train wrecks are off of the show next season.

I nominate you to host the reunion. Lisa R: You've known Kyle socially for years. Did you have any idea prior to that limousine ride how Kim behaved when she had a "slip"? Eileen D: Any chance you'll be back for another season or is one trip to the circus enough for you this lifetime? Brandi: How many times will you be moving between now and the start of next season? Brandi: Is your very young son still pulling "dick moves" and, if so, how?

What the fresh hell??? I've always avoided Kim's headache-inducing blogs so this is the first time I'm reading this. She's concerned because Taylor was with a man she and the other women barely knew? Taylor is a grown-assed woman who had secured appropriate childcare for her kid. It was none of these women's bloody business who Taylor was spending her time with. I didn't care for Taylor at all, and this is just ridiculous to me. She's right about one thing...the pot and kettle analogy.

Agree and, one step further, it's my understanding that the talking heads are actually responses to direct producer questions about certain situations. I'm confused as to how Lisa R could answer questions about Kim or Brandi without talking about Kim or Brandi. I also agree with you about Bravo editing blogs. I don't recall which specific housewives (maybe Teresa G and Tamra from OC?) posting separate blogs on their respective sites so that if Bravo altered them, they would have the unedited version available for their fans. I wish Bravo would reinstate the comments on those blogs. Gawd, those comments would be epic this season.