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All of Kim's self-righteous indignation because Alexia and Kyle dared to Instagram Alexia in the hospital and people quickly put 2 and 2 together? The entire general public at large was entitled to know that fucking Kingsley was the one responsible for Alexia's dog bite. Hell, those Instagram shots should be deemed Public Service Announcements for anyone who lives anywhere near Kim and that blood-thirsty mongrel. Honestly, I'm sort of wishing after seeing that clip that someone would snatch up Kingsley and beat Kim bloody with him.

And what really mystifies me, Avaleigh, is these women (particularly Brandi and Kim) don't even seem that bright, yet they have this ability to think on their feet and craft their words in such a specific self-serving manner that I find their ability to do so almost downright frightening. Add in the questionable mental instability of Kim and her ability to rewrite history and it's even more alarming. For example, here's how I envision the entire Kim/Monty/Pain Pill Debacle unfolding at Casa Kimmie: "I did not 'steal' anything, Monty. I just took a couple of your pills. It's not like they were locked up and I had to 'steal' them. You had the bottle just sitting on the counter. It's not my fault you didn't hide your pills. It's your fault I relapsed. YOU STOLE MY GODDAMNED SOBRIETY!!! I can't wait to see what the 3rd installment brings. If Lisa VP is indicating it's the most dramatic episode yet, I'm going to believe her. I don't think she would throw that out there just to try to boost ratings. I'm hoping that Andy is going to do some major retooling after this season, much as he did after the season 4 RHONYC season and debacle of a reunion where those women were so painfully obviously split beyond repair.

Precisely. As I've said before, these women are 100% goddamned professionals with their use of semantics. Ridiculous as it sounds, one really does indeed have to dissect their words to get what they're really saying. It covers their ass in the event they're caught lying, they can say "I never said that!" Kind of like Brandi and that whole "intervention" discussion. "I never said intervention!" When in fact she did everything but call it an intervention. These women are exhausting.

Because inviting Kyle over to expose her to a household full of a nasty flu virus just before the vacation didn't work? Again, fuckin' Kim. Talk about a beast....Ugh.

And then her equally intolerable sidekick Brandi to talk about this "unspeakable," "unforgivable" act in which Kyle engaged at the first wedding in a collusion with Kim to try to cover Kim's essentially incoherent, semantic-laden response about uninviting Kyle to the second wedding. Hey, Brandi, you weren't there so clearly you're just parroting some fuck-and-awe story Kim related to you. Really reliable source you've got there, you moron. And unless Kyle was caught fucking the groom on the wedding day, I cannot for the life of me fathom what "unspeakable," "unforgivable" act Kyle could have engaged in on Brooke's wedding day. I'm now seriously assuming that the bullshit Kim "heard" about Harry Hamlin probably came straight from your "truth cannon" mouth as well. Some idle piece of gossip you gleaned from a 20-year-old tabloid....kind of like the shade you tried to throw at Eileen for being a homewrecker. Bitch please. For two women that love to spew every deep dark fleck of dirt you can in an effort to hurt others, no fucking way do I believe you or Kim have one shred of integrity between the two of you that would prevent either of you from screaming whatever this shit is from a mountaintop. STFU and GTFO of my television, both of you.

She also mentions the room being upgraded in the episode (I believe it was when she and her assistant were getting on the elevator).

And compounding that is the fact that we now know Rinna not only had to deal with batshit Kim in the limousine, but in her house for gawd knows how long as well. Apparently long enough for her to be babbling incoherently and nonsensically. Long enough for Rinna to be concerned enough to clue in Harry before they left for poker night. Long enough to get a huge taste of the craziness that is Kim Richards. And yet Kim expects no one should comment on this and be concerned. Yeah, okay, Kim, nothing to see here, keep it moving. What an entitled, delusional, lying twat. BTW, just me or did anyone else seem to notice Kim kept co-mingling events from the original game night with events from poker night? As if in her substance-addled brain the 2 events were actually bleeding together into 1 incident? I was having (non-LSD-induced) flashbacks of Go Ask Alice and wanting to ask Kimmie if she had run into some hookah-smoking caterpillar, if the men on the chessboard were telling her where to go,and if the white knight was talking backwards in her world. Apparently Kim is doing as the dormouse instructed to feed her head. Crazy.

And let's be 100% goddamned honest here.... Nobody can fuck up Kim Richards better than she fucks herself up.

I can, however, totally seeing her get her own E! True Hollywood Story if she manages to succumb to an overdose. They can cover Tragic Endings of Nanny and the Professor Child Stars and include her co-star Trent Lehman's suicide from back in 1982, to boost the ratings.

I agree and am going to take your sentiment one step further. I think Andy really gets off on seeing family relationships disintegrate for his entertainment. Kim and Kyle...Teresa and her brother Joe...Teresa and her sister-in-law Melissa...Caroline and Dina. I think underneath that jovial, fun-loving exterior, Andy is, as Kyle would say, "one sick fuck."

No, I believe Brandi's hand was up Andy's ass making him talk.

How very noble of Brandi to not reveal this allegedly "unspeakable" act. Clearly Brandi and Kim are studying from the same "I'm Not That Type of Person" handbook. Kim has dirt on Harry Hamlin but her morals are too high for her to reveal it. Brandi references some "unspeakable" act in which Kyle engaged but won't reveal it. Fuck you, Brandi and Kim. Better yet, go fuck each other. Gawd, I want both of them both 100% off of this goddamned show. ETA: THE GODDAMNED PATCH FOR 100% PAIN!!! It just occurred to me that perhaps this patch Brandi spoke of could very well be a Subutex patch....Subutex is a drug often used for those withdrawing from opiates (heroin, morphine, etc). And being prescribed Subutex is very common for addicts withdrawing from opiates, as it negates unpleasant withdrawal symptoms and cravings. Combined with the mystery ailment(s) and the hospital stay, suddenly Kim's "patch" is starting to make a lot more sense, particularly in the context of which Brandi described it to Rinna during their discussion. Hmmmmm.

It was probably at the pharmacy.....

Thanks for the birthday well wishes...Between this and RHONYC, it was a 100% downright stupendous night! I must confess that, after seeing tonight's episode, I regret every single disparaging comment I ever uttered or typed about our Little Kimmie Richards. I mean, who the fuck knew the bitch...er, woman, was suffering from some as yet unheard of strain of a combination of bronchitis and pneumonia that didn't require supplemental oxygen while hospitalized but did require treatment with liberal doses of both oral and transdermal narcotics? Add a disappearing hernia and apparently miraculously healing broken ribs and it's a true medical mystery. Who knew??? Now I'm off to Google around to find a reputable charity which supports this rare medical malady, one to which I might contribute any leftover Vicodin I may have after my own recent medical adventure. Godspeed, Little Kimmie Richards, godspeed... (I've got tons of reading to catch up on and then I'll post more but THIS shit ^^^ was just absolutely side-splitting hilarious...Fuckin' Kim!)

We're celebrating my birthday a little early tonight at Casa Persnickety. Mr. Persnickety is preparing a gourmet meal for us to enjoy whilst watching this episode (and the premiere of my favorite franchise, RYONYC). With the first 11 minutes of this we've already seen, my hopes are high that this entire episode is going to be off the hook. Lucky for me that Mr. Persnickety loves these craptastic programs as much as I do. And, of course, coming to these boards to read my beloved fellow PTV'ers snark is the icing on the birthday cake. Cheers, my friends!!!

Daisy, your upbeat attitude during your cancer journey is stealing a piece of my itty bitty black heart. Demetria, for gawd's sake, instead of sitting in that audience with a sweat-covered face, it would not have been beneath you to at least attempt to fan yourself as everybody else in the audience appeared to be doing. I found myself wishing I could push a Kleenex through my TV screen for you to wipe the perspiration off of your face. NOT a good look. Melyssa, I guess you weren't kidding when you said that auditorium was as hot as balls. I thought you meant from the stage lights but, nope, that entire audience looked like they were in a sauna. Those ladies are better friends than I am. I'd have lasted about 4.5 minutes in that sweltering theater and then bounced.

Daisy, your upbeat attitude during your cancer journey is stealing a piece of my itty bitty black heart. Demetria, for gawd's sake, instead of sitting in that audience with a sweat-covered face, it would not have been beneath you to at least attempt to fan yourself as everybody else in the audience appeared to be doing. I found myself wishing I could push a Kleenex through my TV screen for you to wipe the perspiration off of your face. NOT a good look. Melyssa, I guess you weren't kidding when you said that auditorium was as hot as balls. I thought you meant from the stage lights but, nope, that entire audience looked like they were in a sauna. Those ladies are better friends than I am. I'd have lasted about 4.5 minutes in that sweltering theater and then bounced.

I used to share your NeNe love. I think what pushed my button to the cold setting was her behavior at the charity event Kenya held. Yes, I realize it was sprung on her without her consent...but, in the end, it was for charity, and she could have handled it in a dignified manner publicly for those in attendance and out respect for the charity, and then verbally annihilated Kenya afterwards away from the attendees. That was probably the first and only time I've totally agreed with Miss Peter on anything. IMO, it just showed a profound lack of grace and another side of NeNe about which I had heard but hadn't seen (or about which I was in denial). She really played into Kenya's hand with that display, if in fact Kenya's goal was to make NeNe show her ass and true colors. My NeNe love pretty much died with that episode. (ETA: I realize that after this episode aired the charity turned out to be quite controversial, possibly even fraudulent, but I don't believe NeNe knew this at the time of the benefit as she still proclaimed to be a supporter of said charity on camera).

Question... Wasn't Brandi walking around last season with a splint/cast on her hand/wrist with some rather vague explanation about how she had injured herself? At the time I assumed it was likely do to engaging in drunken shenanigans but.... I wonder if perhaps that was really a dog bite she sustained, and both Kim and possibly Bravo instructed her to keep on the down low. Does someone with a better knowledge of the Brandi/Kim "friendship" timeline know if this could be in the realm of possibility? Things that make you go hmmmm.

Wow, what a clusterfuck. Ken has said this was his most difficult patient/case ever. I can certainly understand why. I don't think I've taken a dislike to one of the addicts like this since Tyler. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1676488/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl I'll be curious to see Samantha's update on a future episode.

I'm extremely biased, but I don't think Brandi gives a rat's ass about anyone on this show. I think she wanted to be pals with Lisa VP because Brandi felt a friendship with Lisa VP would guarantee her always having a spot on the show and job security. Then when Brandi's public shenanigans (i.e., Tampon Gate) began to impact the friendship and Lisa VP began to back off, Brandi decided to turn her misfiring "truth cannon" on her for revenge. Not because she really wanted the "friendship" back, but because she wanted the job security she felt that friendship represented. Since she had ostracized everybody else, she decided to buddy it up with Kim and figured she could get some viewer sympathy for being pals with misfit Kim. Oops, another miscalculation since a vast amount of viewers have turned against Kim this season. And Kim is a bottomless pit of narcissistic needs and demands that Brandi didn't anticipate and is ill equipped to handle (particularly since I don't believe she has a single fuck to give about Kim but has to play out her new "friendship" until she sees if Bravo invites her back...if Bravo doesn't, I totally see Brandi shutting down any contact with Kim). I don't think there's anyone left on the show for Brandi to use as a lifeboat now. The degree to which she has alienated every single woman on the show (except the equally - or perhaps more - nasty Kim) is astounding. Even if they brought in a new woman or two, Brandi's reputation precedes her to such a degree (particularly after this season) that no one with the intelligence of a doorknob would ever entertaining getting close enough to her to allow her venomous wrath. Maybe I'm being way too optimistic, but I think Bravo will be done with Brandi after this season. Lisa R has proven she can bring drama and is willing to bring it while still bringing other story lines as well. Brandi brought absolutely nothing but conflict this season in an effort to hold onto her contract. Neither did Kim. And I personally find their proclamations (particularly in the limo after poker night) of mutual love and admiration rather stomach-turning. I've been drunk as hell around my really close friends and on no occasion did I ever start groping them and telling them how perfect they were or how beautiful they were or how much I loved them. That entire exchange was just completely nausea-inducing to me. It didn't look like "friendship" to me. It looked two drunks enabling and reassuring one another about their mutual fabulousness. Ugh. If one or the other is not brought back to the show, Kim may have to find another BFF to whom to make those 2 am phone calls. As vile as Kim has shown herself to be this season, I'm having great difficulty believing she has other friends she could call with her bullshit. Unless she continues to be a life preserver for Brandi to cling to in order to stay on the show, I think she'll be done with Kim quicker than she can say YOU STOLE MY GODDAMNED HOUSE!!!

That's why I loved it so much. They were all so insufferable during that entire season but in particular during that trip. Looking back, maybe LuAnn was extra crotchety during this trip because she couldn't find the Moroccan equivalent of a pirate to entertain her. And clueless Alex running around trying to insert herself into the other women's drama in her "Herman Munster" boots was the cherry on the top of my NYC sundae. I wonder if Cindy was ever to bedazzle herself a personality. No wonder Andy had to completely retool this cast after season 4. I admit it...I love it when the women behave badly (as long as it's not in a filthy, vulgar, shock value, Brandi Granville way). After the dark mess that RHOBH devolved into this past season, I'm looking forward to far more lighthearted women behaving badly entertainment from this franchise. The new woman doesn't seem to fit in with this group at all from the previews...which should make the season even more entertaining. Bring it, Bravo...I'm ready!

That clip of LuAnn wearing her oversized shades and saying "Be cool...don't be...uncool" is freaking hilarious, even without any context to explain it. I'm binge-viewing the Moroccan trip on Netflix right now and had forgotten how hysterical it was watching LuAnn on that camel. I hope this trip to Turks and Caicos is at least as entertaining as the Moroccan trip.

I agree. I love the way she wears the same style, which looks fabulous on her, with occasional little minor tweakings. I've always thought LR has a really great sense of style, hair and all. If I had the time to style my hair beyond using my flat iron, I'd get a similar hairstyle in a NY minute.

And this document says all I needed to know about this bitch known as Kim Richards: Fuck that woman's possibly life-threatening injuries, protect yourself and that goddamned Kingsley, right, Kimmie? I hope this woman takes every last penny Kim has. And then some.