Babyfoot

Kathryn, ever a beacon of wisdom during the pandemic, posted in her Instagram stories not only taking both kids to the grocery store with her, but also letting them ride the coin operated rides out front. The kids are touching everything in the store. Way to flatten that curve, Kathryn. Save your necessary grocery runs for when Thomas has his custody days, you selfish idiot.

Patricia recently did a phone interview with Danny Pellegrino on his Everything Iconic podcast. Patricia spilled some cryptic tea: 1. Definitely said that there are new people but only said maybe (which I interpret as a yes) that some old cast are gone. 2. This season the show has a completely different look and feel than in seasons past. 3. Something that she finds very disturbing/ upsetting happens this season. Patricia seems uncomfortable with it but when Danny asked her if it would make good television, she admitted that it would.

So both KD and Madison LeCroy have posted in their Instagram stories that they’re shooting their green screen talking heads. I don’t know if Charleston is under a shelter in place order or not, but it’s certainly insensitive and probably stupid to be filming this crap now. I was a long time SC fan but not now. This show can rot in hell.

The old coot strikes again: https://www.fitsnews.com/2020/03/20/thomas-ravenel-baby-rumors-floating-around-southern-charm-cast/

So apparently some of these asshats (Craig, Austen, Kathryn,) were spotted out together in a crowded venue earlier this week, definitely not practicing social distancing. I don’t know if they were doing it for filming purposes but when called out about it on social media, Austen’s response was to be a dick. Rather than apologize or assure the public that they took every precaution, he became defensive. He said that they got death threats, which I don’t believe. No one should get death threats ever. Period. If they did, that’s inexcusable. I just don’t believe him. His entitlement is obnoxious. Damn, I’m sure beginning to hate Southern Charm.

I like Cameran,Chelsea and Naomi. The only thing interesting about Eliza of the ratty weave was her father’s baby mama drama and none of that played out on camera. Madison of Gwynn’s seems okay. Danni is blah and has permanently shoved her head up Kathryn’s ass so she annoys the everlasting shit out of me. I don’t like Madison of Austen and I loathe Kathryn.

I’m firmly in Camp Cameran and don’t want to watch if she’s not on. I think that she’d be best in a friend of capacity at this point but don’t want to see her written off completely. Leva, Danni, Madison of Gwynn’s, Madison of Austen, and Kathryn all posted pictures of this group in various iterations last week. Cameran was not in any of the pictures, which makes me much less interested in the show. Apparently they were at a party celebrating the 10 year anniversary of one of Leva’s restaurants. Not a good omen.

Foghorn Leghorn has been drunk tweeting yet again. It’s been deleted, but several bloggers and Instagram accounts were able to get screenshots first, including Bravo Snarkside.

That’s Leva, an old roommate of Cameron’s. She owns several restaurants in Charleston. She’s been on the show at least once or twice most seasons. I like her.

Eliza’s engagement is on the People magazine site. Must be a slow news week. https://people.com/tv/southern-charm-eliza-limehouse-engaged/

Yeah, I’m not wild about Ree, Ree’s cooking, Ree’s awkward stage presence,Ree ad nauseum, but I think her kids are okay and reasonably attractive, whatever hair style or hair color of their choosing.

Thirst traps, party of two.

I would like to believe that the ghouls at Bravo delayed production due to the terminal illnesses and tragic deaths of Kathryn's mother and Naomie's father. That would be the kind and considerate thing to do under these circumstances. But it is Bravo, so my guess is that it was because, as it has been speculated, preliminary footage was crap. It must’ve really reeked because this is the network that made NeNe, Theresa, and Ramona celebrities. Also, don't believe for one minute that Bravo asked Thomas to come back.

Here’s an article about BravoCon. I think it sounds like an absolute shitshow but apparently people who went seemed to enjoy it. I would still give it a hard pass. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2019-11-18/bravocon-2019-real-housewives-vanderpump-rules-reality-fans From Instagram stalking I did over the BravoCon weekend: 1. Kathryn’s hair, makeup, and stupid hat were cartoonish and aging. 2. Cameran was only there on Friday. No Naomie, Chelsea, or Eliza. Michael the Butler was there all three days, which would’ve made this suck fest bearable. 3. Patricia and Kathryn have firmly lodged their heads up each other’s asses. I love Patricia bu do not for one second believe that she really likes KD. I don’t believe KD really likes Patricia, either, as I truly believe KD is incapable of forming friendships with anyone, much less with a former doyenne of New York society. 4. Kathryn had a booth for her furniture line, Shep had one for Shep Gear, and Craig had one for his pillow company. I don’t know if Austen’s beer or Patricia’s caftans had booths or not. 5. The cast seemed to enjoy themselves and seemed appreciative of fans.

So any billionaires on here going to BravoCon? I, myself, am not and will not be going. I wonder how big of a shitshow it will turn out to be?

https://decider.com/2019/11/07/southern-charm-patricia-altschul-court-against-k-cooper-ray/?_ga=2.260479949.1910937768.1573242657-707015799.1530546716 So apparently this is a thing. I actually used to like Cooper but his vitriolic posts against Pat are a bit unhinged, as is his adoration of TRav.

So let's start speculating on Season 7, hmm? 1. My guess is that production could've been delayed for a variety of reasons, but I suspect that Bravo Con might have had a small part in it. 2. Speaking of which, here are the cast members slated for Bravo Con: Patricia, Craig, Kathryn, Cameran, Austen, and Shep. Noticeably absent are: Chelsea, Eliza, and Naomie. Could this be a sign of a shakeup? I actually like those three but wouldn't be at all upset if Eliza is cut loose. She added little to the cast, other than real estate porn and bible quotes. 3. Apparently Austen and Madison are back together. Blergh. I still continue to give not one shit about Austen. How many times do you think they will break up and get back together before, during, and after filming? Blergh. 4. Here's who I would like to see more of this season: Gwynn's Madison, Cameran's friend Leva, and Michael the Butler. Gwynn's Madison is successful, bright and well-spoken. Leva, also bright and succesful, owns several restaurants in Charleston, and is now a partner with Craig in a Mexican/Sushi joint. Michael is simply the best.

Teresa and Joe are two of the most vapid and least insightful humanoids in the Bravo galaxy and yet I will watch the shit out of their interview.

While the ratings might’ve slipped a bit. I think it’s highly unlikely that Bravo is canceling the show. They might be waiting until hurricane season is safely passed...or until Thomas and/or Kathryn do something spectacularly stupid.

Here's a blast from the past. When Cameran has mentioned her previous engagement, it's this guy she's talking about: https://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/07/sports/olympics/the-unbearable-lightness-of-jeremy-bloom.html

I can’t help it, I still like Shep’s snotty ass, although I found his incident with the homeless woman to be horrifically cruel and thoughtless. Actually, that dimmed my fondness for him quite a bit. Let me rephrase: I still want to like Shep. I’ve seen him display kindness and intelligence that you don’t normally see on Bravo, certainly not on any of the Real Housewives iterations. I don’t think reality tv gigs do good things for people.

They’ve shown it on some other sites. I think they’re both despicable but absolutely Kathryn should be getting child support money. She’s not a saint but she’s also not an admitted rapist nor is she a convicted felon. Unfortunately they’ve learned to manipulate the media to make accusations against each other, legitimate and not. I think that for the next 18 years they will continue to fight, hook up, file charges, hook up, fight, take each other to court, hook up, fight ad nauseum. Its been said many times but: Those. Poor. Kids.

This is disturbing. https://people.com/tv/thomas-ravenel-allegedly-takes-mushrooms-in-new-video-filed-court/

People, yes that bastion of journalistic integrity, actually offered pretty good perspective here: https://people.com/tv/thomas-ravenel-guilty-plea-affect-custody-civil-suit/ It’s still a love tap on the wrist.

Season 6 succinctly summarized: 1. Busted Weaves 2. Kathryn’s Makeup 3. Chlamydia Calling They also work as names for alt rock groups.