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Yikes. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kathryn-dennis-alleged-hit-run-161520334.html

I think it’s highly probable that Kathryn was the driver but t!me will tell. My guess is that they are accumulating evidence to figure out exactly who to charge and for what. I have never liked Kathryn as a cast member but holy shit this is sad.

This is just sad. https://radaronline.com/p/thomas-ravenel-granted-permanent-sole-custody-two-kids-kathryn-dennis/

Chelsea just posted on her Instagram that she’s expecting her first child in September!

Deux Moi and Page Six are both saying that Taylor and Austen hooked up. Gross. Apparently this will be a storyline for next season, as well as focusing on Taylor. https://pagesix.com/2023/03/08/southern-charm-star-austen-kroll-hooked-up-with-taylor-ann-green/ i miss season one.

Several outlets are now reporting that Kathryn will be back but in a diminished role, Crap.

It’s long overdue. Reality TV has done her no favors, nor her poor, darling children. Of all the cast members of every Bravo franchise, Kathryn has always made me the most uncomfortable to watch. Her interactions with others are strange - that insipid baby voice she uses with men, her outsized anger outbursts, her moping lethargy when attention is focused elsewhere - just weird and not entertaining. I actually think Bravo and production kept a lot of her antics quiet over the past 8 seasons. Obviously not showing up and treating people like shit aren’t new behaviors. I think they would’ve continued to overlook her behavior if they thought she could pull in ratings. I don’t like Kathryn but she makes me sad.

I never remember how Mr. Potato Head spells his name. Okay, now on Deux Moi they’re saying that it was definitely Austen and not Taylor, but I definitely wouldn’t put it past the SC overlords to try to squeeze a romance out of that boring stone, whether it was actually them filming or not. I will always and forever not give one shit about Austen.

So according to Deux Moi and Blocked by Jax on Instagram, Southern Charm is currently filming. Per Deux Moi, Austen/Austin and Taylor were seen filming together at a restaurant in Charleston. Per Blocked by Jax Instagram story, Kathryn is out.

Michael has an Instagram account and will occasionally make comments on Patricia’s posts. https://instagram.com/michaelkelcourse?igshid=NDRkN2NkYzU= He seems to be genuinely fond of Patricia. Michael was by far the most decent person to appear on Southern Charm.

I continue to give zero shits about Austin.

Party of one here, but I actually like Whitney and Naomie as a couple, more so than Austen and Olivia, or Austen and Madison, or Austen and Chelsea, or Austen and Lyndsey, or Austen and Ciara, or Austen and his ménage a trois.

Brian Moylan’s recap, with such jewels as “Kathryn, a clump of mascara perpetually running down humanity’s face.” https://www.vulture.com/article/southern-charm-recap-season-8-episode-10-walking-on-eggshells.html#_ga=2.167220602.51788500.1661205033-47382129.1653235031 His recaps are sooo much more enjoyable than the show.

Holy shit this was awful:

Yes, she actually looked really pretty. Ditto. And ridiculous false eyelashes. As well as self tanner. I’ll just leave this here:https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cg4Mg0wvd_7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I like him, too. He seems decent, certainly in comparison with the entire cast.

Gosh, what a magical episode! And the new cast members, I don’t find them boring at zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I honestly can’t watch a season of Kathryn and Chleb’s breaking up and getting back together ad nauseum. Please don’t let that be a storyline. If it is, it will be fake as hell because Chleb seems very over her in the interviews that he has given. It was old with Thomas and it’s especially unwatchable since Chleb seems like a decent human. Ditto with the storyline that Naomie is pining for Craig. No, she isn’t. I’ve seen and heard several interviews with her about Craig and she, too, appears to be really over him. She was very gracious about his adderall addiction and why she didn’t comment on it publicly. I do miss her talking shit about Craig in French with her parents, though. I give Paige and Craig two seasons. I prefer not to watch Paige but Bravo feels like she should be on all shows. Top Chef is next, I just know it. I still continue to give zero shits about Austen. I give him and Olivia one season. I miss Michael the Butler. Kathryn’s baby voice is a hate crime. The new and newish kids - Olivia, Taylor and Marcie - do nothing for me. I want to like Venita but she can’t quite get there. Maybe it’s her friendship with Medusa Lecroy. The combination of social media and the egos of thirst-trap cast members, make it virtually impossible to keep reality tv spoiler free between filming and airing. Kathryn and Chleb broke up nearly a year ago and it was written about in all the tabloids. Madison announced her engagement on Amazon, for shit’s sake. Their lives are so much more interesting off camera than on.

Amen.

Production probably strongly suggested that Olivia stick her head up Kathryn’s ass to assume the new Danni Doormat position.

Brian Moylan’s recap for episode 2. https://www.vulture.com/article/southern-charm-season-8-episode-2-recap-suspicious-minds.html#_ga=2.250823374.956318756.1656276602-47382129.1653235031

Jennifer Snowden. She had a baby born with a brain encephalocele. The baby has grown into a happy, healthy little boy, and from Jennifer’s Instagram, appears to be thriving. He did require several very high risk surgeries.

Brian Moylan’s recaps in NY Magazine are fantastic. .https://www.vulture.com/article/southern-charm-season-8-premiere-recap-great-ex-pectations.html

I think the caption says it all. https://www.instagram.com/p/CfB9ZEnO6Zv/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I watched it with both sound on and sound off. It’s better without sound. Kathryn’s lipstick …