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You can stop announcing that what you're wearing is from Torrid Fashion, Twitney. No one gives a shit. You pick the ugliest things they have and no one aspires to look like you. You guys know your state flags a whole lot better than I do, my first thought was "ugly", not "Maryland"! :-)

Prepare for itemized insults (hee hee!) 1) Hunter, you're close to dunlap syndrome (as in belly dunlapped over da belt) and your shirt blowing up in the breeze just proves it. 2) Is Heather's hair purple? Really? Grow up. 3) Twit's "clothing" is at least not her usual BRA ONLY but it's the thinnest of fabrics and is in a size that clings to every lump and bump. Gross. 4) Agree about Glenn and Buddy...some people were more prepared for the picture than they were. Guess no one said cheese. (Maybe if they say "cheese", Twit says "WHERE???" and stampedes outta there.)

Those shoes hurt me just looking at them. I guess go ahead and wear 'em while you're young, because when you get a little older...heels become your enemy. At least, heels like this. I can still do non-stiletto types in some styles...but I often choose not to anyway. Dress & duster...eh. I schlep around the house in shit that looks better than that. I feel kind of bad for her that she is so heavy at such a young age. It might not hurt now, but her knees and possibly other joints will hurt when she's older. I didn't start gaining until I was almost 40. I just put on about 10 lbs and I can feel it in my knees...I can only imagine how much worse it would be if I'd been heavy two decades earlier as well, in my 20's and 30's. After a belated family Christmas in Jan, I'll have to get back on the horse. (So much for that 10 lbs my Dr congratulated me on, I put it right back on...ugh.) Thank God that so far FT appears to be taking the pictures, instead of being IN the pictures. It would be so unfair for us to have to look at both LuLaNo clothing and FT in the same picture.

Having a kid get married is a powerful weight loss incentive! My mom was smaller at my wedding than she had been in many, many years. And she went right back up again afterwards, like a lot of people do. Christine slimmed down a lot for Mykscrewball's wedding and seems to have lost even more for Aspyn's. Well I got my wish, a LuLaNo post from Christine modeling clothing. Unfortunately, not very snark worthy. I agree with you guys, she is no Meri. Good for Christine, but bad for snarkers. ;-) Meri just has to over-accessorize things to the point of ridiculousness, and she insists on wearing the wrong size. She makes it soooo easy to snark on her outfits. Meri had so many layers on, even in Vegas, I wonder how many layers she'll need in Flagstaff? 6? 8?

Janelle could have the point across without that pic. What is inspiring about a picture of an empty yoga mat? When I look at it my only thought is "how long before she totally trashes that carpet?"

I don't know if this is technically an ocular migraine, but sometimes the first sign of a migraine for me is weird vision...an aura, or "crystal vision" (I don't know if that's the accepted term for it, but if you've experienced that strange feeling like you're looking through a faceted gem, or an old beveled window, you know what I mean). Anyway...if I see those things, I'm quickly going to develop a full on migraine, so I haven't had the "no pain" thing but I can keep these at bay by being faithful about wearing sunglasses anytime I'm out in the sun. Even if it's not a very sunny day, I still wear sunglasses. I look like someone who's on the run from the law but I'll pay for it if I don't do it!

Thanks @Absolom! I love yoga and want to get back to doing it again, I've been slacking off.

That was my understanding of it also. My verapamil was, I believe actually meant for....blood pressure? Don't quote me on that! But yes it was not developed for migraines. Can you tell me what they are (PM if you want)...I've never been able to figure out any food that might be giving me trouble, but I'll be some are! Thanks for the names of the meds in the pens, @suomi! Can you tell me what exercises you do? PM if you want. This is news to me! Excited to learn more. :-) Ever get the feeling after you've gotten rid of a migraine that you can still feel "where it was"? I mentioned this to my brother and he looked at me like I was nuts. I told him seriously, after the meds have gotten rid of the migraine, it doesn't hurt anymore but I can feel sort of an emptiness where the pain was. He can't quite understand what I'm talking about! ;-) My mom used to have a few migraines so maybe the menopause thing worked for her, because just stopped having them. She always had a migraine before family gatherings because her sisters were such bitches! ;-) Maybe it was when the family gatherings stopped? ha ha ha! I know last time I had to be in the same room with said sisters' bitchy kids I sure as hell got a migraine! We are currently settling an estate too @Galloway Cave, so I feel for you. I'm executor with all my siblings though and we disagree on zip...big fight in my Dad's family over an estate once and my Mom would worry about that happening between us kids, and I always her we are NEVER going to argue about material items, even when they are family heirlooms, etc. And we didn't. One brother & I have no children, so we told our other brother anything we take eventually will go to your kids anyway! Who else are we going to leave it to?

Were you ever put on verapamil to try to prevent migraines, @Galloway Cave? I am currently taking this at night. It was recommended by a neurologist. I think it has reduced the number of migraines I get somewhat...but if I run out, I'm in big trouble. That's an automatic migraine for me, and I don't always notice until it's time to take it at night that I'm out...so "ohhhhh shit, I'm out of verapamil" is a big deal. SO glad your new med is working for you because that is a terribly high number of migraines!! I take naratriptan for mine because Imitrex caused stomach problems. I've never had a negative reaction to naratriptan, so I'm reluctant to give it up. Do you still take it when you do get migraines? Sometimes though, naratriptan just doesn't get rid of the migraine. When that happens, I end up at the ER. Usually they give me shots of Ativan and Fentanyl. The Fentanyl may be because I am allergic to some other pain killers like Vicodin and Morphine. Fentanyl shots don't bother me (although the first time I had them I told my mother "they've successfully distracted me from my other pain by LIGHTING MY ASS ON FIRE!!" ha ha eventually I realized that's a short lived pain, who cares)...but one time I happened to get a migraine partway through prep for an endoscopy. Since they already had an IV line in, they just put some Fentanyl in my IV...instant pain relief, but WHOA, head rush and kinda high for awhile! My mom however had a bad time "coming down" from Fentenyl. She was dying of cancer, and in the hospital had been on it, and when she transferred to a nursing home, they took her off the Fentanyl and she called me saying really crazy stuff, and she was really convinced it was true. I think she was taken off a high dose suddenly...they gave her some fentanyl patches after that, slowly went down, and then off completely and switched her to morphine since she is not allergic to morphine like I am. Maybe I've just never had a high enough dose of the Fentanyl to have had a problem coming down off of it. My number of migraines hasn't decreased a lot due to the verapamil, but some...and it's been a long time since I've had one that the naratriptan couldn't handle and the resulting ER trip, so I guess that's good. I should add that I've never had the number of migraines per month that you were experiencing. That is downright debilitating. My guess is I get around 4-6 migraines a month. This really varies. I'm hoping my Lasik eye surgery will help, even though my surgeon warned me not to expect that. I am about 2 months out from my surgery so I can't really tell yet. I also can never really tell for certain which prescriptions are causing problems (except ones like naratriptan since I take that only when I have a migraine)...I am on I think 13 different prescriptions and have been for the last 11 years. Question for anyone who may also have migraines...my brother says a co-worker who suffers from them has a "pen" (similar to an epi-pen) and when she gets a migraine, she can give herself a shot and she's right as rain in no time. I've never been offered a solution like that, anybody know anything about it? It would beat the heck out of an ER visit, where I'm going to get two shots anyway.

I feel for you husband, @lookeyloo. I can't figure out what triggers mine (except EVERYTHING). Sometimes they come on in the middle of the night. Now I'll admit, sometimes I'm no angel, but I can pretty much guarantee that I'm behaving myself when I'm asleep! :-) I am not eating or drinking anything bad nor am I staring at the computer or TV for hours. I've been known to get a hold of a good book, and read it in one sitting even if it takes 18 hours or so. At that point, I know I've asked for it! Although my Lasik surgeon swore that eye strain does not bring on migraines. I don't really believe that, I can feel it when I've been reading for too long and I'm just too stupid to stop. But many times, I am just not doing any of those things and I get one anyway. Sometimes I get away with doing all of those things and still don't get a migraine. Somehow I don't think Robyn's migraines are brought on by extensive reading! ;-P

Does #LuLaRoeForLife mean you'll be in debt to LuLaNo for the rest of your life? If so, then that may be accurate. If not...good luck with that, dipwad.

I hope so, and I don't think it's uncharitable of us to hope so, what they did was disgusting. And as we have all previously pointed out, it makes it harder for those who really need ESA's and that's a shame...but that's the fault of people like these two idiots. No reputable doctor would provide documentation for these two brats, when they're posting constantly about how they are out and about without their dogs. Lying pieces of crap. "Full up in yoga + brunch". What the hell does that even mean? Speak English, you're in grad school and you've got your expensive Westminster education, you entitled, disgusting little snowflake. I'm in "get off my yard" mode today. :-)

I can't imagine watching little kids alone when I've got a migraine. I'm continually praying (seriously...I'm desperate, and begging for help) and sometimes fantasizing about how good it would feel to go crack my head open on the sidewalk to let the pressure out! Even though we know Mindy stayed in Vegas to open a tanning salon, she does still have Aurora and Breanna may be a lot of help by now too. They'd like us to think she has her sister wives to count on, but I think we all know it's the older children who pitch in. Who would want Kody around when they have a migraine...he's useless and he'd be yammering at you all the time, unable to shut his mouth. I'd throttle him. cxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz <-----This message was brought to you by my cat, who thinks it's fine for him to walk across the laptop. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming! :-)

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Nice pile of clothes on the floor in the 2nd Truely pic, Christine. I consider myself to be a poor housekeeper, but even I don't have piles of clothes lying around on the floor. I'd sure as heck make sure they weren't included in a picture I was going to use to try to SELL clothes. I hate to make fun of a little kid's outfit...but that is some hideous, retina burning crap. Where I live, it gets quite cold as well and I agree with you all about how this is totally inappropriate for cold weather gear. Just because the word "boots" appears in the description of the shoes does not make it winter wear. I have lots of fun high heeled boots, but I would've fallen on my butt last night if I'd worn them. We have some snow now, I needed no heels and some tread to stay upright!

Yay, a Strive post for me to snark on! ;-) 1) Work place festivities? How is this a problem for YOU, Janelle? Tough to avoid all those treats at "the office"? This is a real problem for people who actually work, how about some tips on what they can do to avoid overdoing it? 2) Vegas was too hot, Flagstaff is too snowy and dark...always some reason to be morbidly depressed. Great thing to post about for someone who is described as "cheer leader" for her clients. 3) "She thought is really helped her". Check for typos, this is your business (ostensibly). I love how she states a big list of problems, then gives no advice as to how to deal with them. Except, you know, grapefruit.

Yes, it's all just awful. The seams on those pants have to be just screaming. She is such a joke as a "fat athlete", and such a horrific dresser, I just can't think of anybody who is less qualified to have an active wear line. She's barely active and barely wears anything! People can buy spandex pants and poorly fitting bras anywhere. If her line includes anything with sleeves, I'm going to be saying what the hell does she know about sleeves? She never wears them! I am nowhere near her size and you'll never catch me without sleeves. I inherited some kind of weird gene that causes any little bit of weight I gain to go right in my upper arms (chest too, so you know, bonus there, but the other stuff...well, the Lord giveth and Lord taketh away...I got screwed on the upper arms thing). And I can lose weight, but those arms aren't going back to the way they used to be, hell no, they're just not as full of fat as they were, so SLEEVES! Sleeves, woman, learn about them! It's amazing how I can minimize the size of my upper arms with the right shirts! So I don't get why anyone would NOT want to do that, why do you want to look worse than you could? And the gut, for the love of all that is holy, put a shirt over that stomach! BLECH! Again, another thing on me that no one needs to see, and I'm nowhere near that huge. It would take SO LITTLE EFFORT for her to look a lot better, just by not letting it all hang out there. As long as I'm on a big long rant here, let's go after the leggings too. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. I wear leggings. I like them. Sometimes I might even wear them out of the house. BUT...I wear them with a tunic that's hanging WAY down, the shirts I wear with leggings are damn near dresses. Again, no one wants to see my fat ass in leggings. There's a public part of the legging, and a private part. Not with her, NOPE! It's ALL public! "Leggings are not pants" is a hot button issue in fashion and there are "private/public" maps drawn on leggings as a visual aid...yes they are funny but they are also true! Nobody wants to see that shit, I don't care if you're a size zero, I don't need to see your camel toe or your leggings creeping up your behind! It's SO freaking laughable that she thinks she, the worst dresser of all time, should have a clothing line. What's next, is she going to give etiquette lessons?

Yeah, 5,978 said yes....5,970 didn't mean it. The other 8 think it will be free, and will drop out when they find out she intends to make money off the deal.

I'm sure she thinks this pic makes her arms look "muscular". Well it doesn't. They just look fat. Kinda marshmallow-ish...reminds me of the time my brother came home from college, and said "Come here, look! I learned how to make s'mores in the microwave!" and then proceeded to blow up a marshmallow in our parent's new microwave. All done after the folks had gone to bed and we thought we could get away with it...we had some explaining to do the next day. Anyway, big, white, puffy, growing exponentially bigger by the second...yeah. Marshmallow-ey. That should be a word, I need that word for her.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love that description!!! She SHOULD get the vapors and pass out on a fainting couch when she hears the crazy shit her daughter says! Instead she usually just says "Ohhhh, Hhhhwhitney..."

She did indeed. This awful bitch. If she just wants to squash something, there are perverted men who will PAY her to sit on them. It's probably the only job she is qualified to do, anyway. Ugh...I agree, what a disgusting horrible bitch. There is NO breed of dog that could withstand a morbidly obese human LAYING on them, and no dog should HAVE to have that done to them, either. Any pet adoption facility she visits should have that video clip sent to them, so they know what she's going to do with the poor thing. God she's vile. You're too fucking FAT to be laying on a dog, Whitney! And get your damn head examined, normal people don't want to lay on their dog. She's too damn fat to have been riding that horse, that was horrifying too, but who the hell says they want to lay on a dog? She is so messed up, she absolutely PRIDES herself on coming up with the most inappropriate, crazy f'ing thing to say that she can think of. I just hate people like that. They come up with some crazy "confession" of some weird thing they like to do, and almost act like they want to whisper it to you, because, you know, they're kind of "ashamed" but they just have to tell you. No you're not, you're not ashamed, you don't even WANT to do it probably, you're just coming up with the strangest thing you can think of at the moment to get some attention because you're a huge attention whore. She'd eat buffalo shit on a cracker if it got her 30 extra seconds of air time.

Definitely trying this! :-) I'm hoping my sensitive skin will be ok but since it's a towel that goes over my hand, I think I can just adjust how hard I scrub if it bothers me. This once a week, sugar scrub the rest of the time, and hopefully I'll be in spa heaven. Not many things in this world that you can try for five bucks! Usually you are out a lot more money than that if you hate something!

HEARTBREAKING. I can't imagine. My deepest sympathy to you.

Agreed. However, just to re-cap, Ashley did the following things: 1) Allowed Twit to be her birthing coach. 2) Let her throw a baby shower (or gender reveal party, was it?) where Twit made it all about herself, of course 3) Had to listen in what I can only imagine was sheer horror while Twit asked to smell the placenta 4) Allowed herself to be dragged to a psychic where Twit turned the spotlight back on herself by performing a bizarre dance (conception dance or something??) So while I agree that she's the most sane of the bunch, I just thought I'd point out how low that bar is. It's kind of like saying who do you think is the nicest serial killer.

Dec 12th is my neighbor's third cousin's wife's step-mom's niece's half birthday....