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Good grief, look at her bent knee...the fabric is so thin and cheap that it becomes see through when stretched slightly by bending your knee. Yep, sign me up for some overpriced, ugly patterned, "turns into tights if you move" leggings! So now we have Meri, Maddie, Christine, and Mykelti all selling LuLaNo...did I miss anyone? How many people in one family can sell the same crap without having some overlap or competition for customers? I suspect that most LuLaRoe retailers fudge on how much money they are making...kind of like how people who gamble tell you about how much they won, but neglect to mention how much they've LOST to get that one big win at the casino. "I earned $8,000 in one month selling LuLaRoe!" Yeah....and you bought $10,000 of inventory in one month to get that 8 grand. If you had a brain, you'd realize you're 2 grand in the hole! I can picture Meri crowing about how much she made from a pop-up sale in Oregon, without saying how much it cost her to go on the road and pay for a hotel, etc. The rest of the family signing up to sell this garbage tells me they are not very bright people. Surely they've seen the amount of inventory Meri had in her Vegas house...rack after rack of fugly clothes...does it not occur to them that all that inventory costs money, and is sitting there unsold?

Agree, I've been shocked over the last couple of seasons at how fast she's wrinkling. I'm sure a big part of it is that she's been losing weight, which is great, but it can tend to age your face with some wrinkles. Obviously it's healthier to lose the weight, but that's a bummer of a side effect. Reminds me of my mom's advice - puff those wrinkles out with some fat, girl! :-) Mom was kidding, of course...she was joking about her own weight gain when she said that...but people did often guess that my mom was WAY younger than she actually was. Anyway...if I were Christine I'd get one of my daughters to record my riveting "confessions" from a lot further away, rather than do a close up in the car. But I guess then it wouldn't be "car confessions", which is just SOOOO much more interesting than "regular" confessions.

But you guys, Janelle is a Health Coach! She knows all kinds of stuff that we don't! She can advise us on how to "STRIVE" our way to better health! She's even certified! Janelle is a health coach...Meri & Christine are "Fashion Consultants" for LuLaNo...it's like they are all seeking out the title they are least qualified for! LOL! What's next, Robyn being a "grammar consultant"? Kody being a "hair stylist"?

I totally agree...the dark wash is a bit more slimming, in my opinion, but the other blinged-out type of jeans would not be horrible, if she'd wear ones that actually fit. I do not understand people who try to squeeze into a certain size, no matter how bad it looks, so they can say "I'm a size x". Makes no sense to me. I'd rather go up a size and look better! Newsflash - everyone can see how you look, but NO ONE is going to come up to you and check the tag inside your clothes to see what size they are! (If someone accosts you on the street to check the size labels inside your clothes, you should probably call the police...) But Meri's an "independent fashion consultant" and I'm not, so what do I know! For the extremely reasonable price of just 5 grand, you too can be a "fashion consultant"! :-) Yep, and I doubt Meri would miss a chance to hashtag it. #BecauseSheCan #ShesLivingHerWhy And thank you, Ginger90, for always providing us with the latest social media posts! Goodness, what would we all snark on during the off-season without you?

Ha ha, yes...and BTW, plaid pants? This was the thing that made her so excited she screamed in her car because she'd gotten her Holiday LuLaNo leggings? Yeah, that's scream-worthy. Plaid pants. Groundbreaking. Might be cute as pj's but other than that, I wouldn't be leaving the house in them.

LOL, awesome post. A couple of emotional support Clydesdales wouldn't be enough!

This is just a feeling I have, and I could be way off base, but I suspect dear "Audge" has ulterior motives for choosing Mariah as her GF...the more crappy behavior I see from her, the more I think she picked Mariah for the TLC $$$'s and the "fame". If I am wrong, I will gladly eat crow. But I'm getting a "Fat Tony" vibe from her. I think Logan & Maddie have found people that truly want to be with them for who they are, but Mariah and Mykelti have found people who want to be with them for "what can you do for me" type reasons. Audrey & Mariah are the Entitlement Twins, take two. It's just so similar to FT and Mykelti.

Lay-ginks. WTF are layginks? Re: Mykelti joining LuLaNo...wow, she's a bright one, isn't she! Just as the ship is sinking, and the rats are fleeing, Christine and Mykelti decide it's time to get ON this ship. If you're going to continue this delusional thinking that there is some MLM scam out there that will make you rich...at least learn to jump on whatever stupid, trendy crap you think you're going to sell at the right time.

Where the hell does Meri keep finding these hideous shoes and boots? And OH MY GOD WOMAN, size up 2 or 3 sizes! That means ALL of your clothes, Meri, tops, jackets, jeans, all of it! She never tires of wearing clothes that are so tight they look painted on. The scariest part of it all, to me, is that she isn't just posting pics of herself purely for fun, she thinks she is "modeling" clothing that she hopes to sell. She's making every ugly LaLaNo piece look even worse by lying to herself about what size she is. Ok, I will try to say one nice thing...at least she chose a dark wash jean, instead of one of her crazy white-stitching bling bling jeans. By choosing the right size and style of top, Meri could make herself look like she's dropped 20-30 lbs. Her fashion instincts are so bad.

Please thank your son-in-law for his service to our country. We cannot thank them enough. My brother served in Iraq...he was in the Air Nat'l Guard, served 34 1/2 yrs. He was deployed many, many times, but thankfully he was never injured. At least not physically...there are certain things he just doesn't want to talk about. One of the guys he shared a tent with in Iraq passed away a few days ago from a heart attack - he was only 42, and left behind a wife and two little girls. Right away I thought, a heart attack at such a young age...could the stress of being deployed be a factor? Perhaps he was someone who could have benefited from a service dog. My brother has been very depressed about losing his friend - he helped and supported my brother a lot when they were in Iraq...I got married at that time, so missing my wedding really hurt him, of course, and "his guys", as he calls them, were there for him. Our military & their families go through a LOT of stress when they are deployed. I worried about my brother every day, as I'm sure you did with your son-in-law. I know we were luckier than many other families, since my brother was never injured. I totally agree with you that what Mariah & Audrey did is a slap in the face to our soldiers, and anyone else, who really do need service dogs. And I think you have every right to be outraged by it!

Just when I think the Browns couldn't possibly stoop any lower...they do. Unbelievable. This sort of thing just makes it harder for people who ACTUALLY NEED service animals. One of my dogs has been to the nursing home & hospital, to see my mother and aunt...both of whom passed away from cancer. Both places gave me the okay to bring the dog to visit - in fact the hospital asked me to bring my dog when they were having a difficult time with my aunt (she was mentally handicapped, I was her legal guardian) and they said PLEASE bring your dog, we're willing to try anything to settle her down (she was pulling out her IV and everything)...anyway, a visit from my little pup calmed her down considerably. BUT I certainly would not bring my other, more rambunctious dog to a nursing home or hospital (you'd be surprised just how rambunctious a 7 pound chihuahua mix can be! Ha ha, he was definitely staying home, that little stinker!)...but my very quiet, calm little dog was welcome to visit. I wasn't going to "push" the rules by bringing my little trouble maker, or I'd have ended up being told that neither of my dogs was welcome to visit any longer. You are doing a wonderful thing. If I end up in a nursing home, not having pets would be the hardest part for me. I hope someone like you will be around to bring their pet for a visit! I totally agree that selfish, entitled brats taking advantage of the rules so they can fly their pets around for free is just absolutely disgusting. It just makes it harder for the people who actually NEED service animals. What, pray tell, is their reason for needing a service dog? They've put their whole life out there on social media, every excruciating detail...going to coffee shops, restaurants, gyms, classes...all WITHOUT their dogs. Then when they're going to get on a plane they suddenly "need" their dogs to be considered service dogs? Both Mariah AND Audrey suddenly need emotional support animals? Give me a break. We've seen Meri babysitting Mariah's dog Mosby on many occasions. It's been shown on TV. Apparently Mariah can leave her "service dog" behind when it suits her! I hope they are banned from doing this nonsense on their return flight. But they probably won't be. They'll get away with it. Selfish, entitled little brats. Time for me to apply to the "get the hell off my lawn" club!

A screen at the end said it was determined he'd need to wear the CPAP for another year, I believe. Will took all those sensors and things being put on him like a champ! (I wouldn't be that good of a patient if I had do a sleep study.) I got a kick out of him in this episode...he said some pretty funny stuff!

"Will may have disclosed more to the sleep technician than was necessary..." LOLOLOL!!! Yep, kids will do that!

Agree, I find those two storylines to be a whole lot of nothing. Heh...they haven't done very well keeping it under wraps, have they. I suppose they plan a "cliffhanger" episode at the end of this season - blah blah blah - but we already know. The only interesting thing to me right now is how long will it take to unload their Vegas houses, and how many times will they have to reduce their prices (when they find out people aren't dying to live in the former home of a reality "star").

Exactly...I mean, what the hell is the point of this garbage? At least when Meri posts garbage it's because she's trying to sell her garbage. Living her WHY, because of LuLaNo, etc. Heck Mariah and Maddie are usually hawking some crap too, and post about it. Christine could at least take a picture of herself in LuLaNo "outfits" while she's sharing her deep thoughts. Or hashtag a bunch of stupid products that will give her a kickback...at least then there would be a point to the madness.

Oh Meri....that outfit! Blue dress, leopard belt, green nonsense...my eyes hurt. The dress itself isn't bad, if she would just stop throwing a bunch of LulaNo nonsense on top of it.

"your guy-ses" #learnproperenglish #whogivesashit #itsjustamoviechristine

I read their book as well (I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that, but, there it is!) and I vividly remember the Tell All when "Nacho-gate" came up...don't remember who brought it up, but it would seem there are only 2 possibilities as to who brought it up, Christine or Kody, and why would she bring it up, so I'm sure it must have been him, being a dick like he always is. Like you say, why would he bring it up? I don't know, seems like something most guys would NEVER say. I suppose the simple answer is he brought it up because he's a jackass. Is he a jackass on purpose, or by accident? Who knows. Guys often make mistakes and say something hurtful without realizing it, but to sit there being interviewed for TV and when asked "So you weren't attracted to her" and to answer that by saying "That's an understatement." is just SO beyond the pale. He could have at least tried to downplay it, instead of answering it THAT way. I don't see how he could have not realized that would hurt her, deeply. As for why it came up in the book, again...he must have brought it up, and again I'm stunned as to why he would do that. Either he's clueless, stupid, mean, or a combination of all of those things! And once it's in the book, he had to have realized he would be asked about it. Asshattery at its finest. Right now they seem to be in a good place, or at least a better place than they have been...they seemed to be in a really bad place when they first moved to Vegas. If they are in a better place, it's because of her, no doubt, not because he did any work on their relationship, because, well, he just doesn't. I think all the wives know that the only way to get any affection and attention from Kody is to never complain, never rock the boat...don't have any feelings of your own and for God's sake don't come to him wanting to talk about those feelings. Kody Brown, full time asshat, as the saying goes!

One that I remember was when he was going to go see the B&B Meri wanted (the time he brought an audio book so he wouldn't have to talk to her!)...before he left he was at Christine's and they were kind of lovey dovey saying good bye. Some hand holding and being a bit mushy for the TH's during Mykelti's wedding also.

I agree, I think in that horrific interview, he was saying he wasn't attracted to her at that time...I don't think that means he has never been attracted to her. Lately they seem pretty cozy and flirty, at times. I would bet the rotation includes Christine and Robyn only. (barf) He's still a huge ass wipe for saying that stuff though. How cruel.

So Meri's moving with them to Flagstaff...I guess Misery really does love company! (Misery is kinda my name for Meri!) I do think she stays for the TLC money, but what I don't get is why aren't the producers exploiting a "Meri leaves the family and strikes out on her own" storyline? They wouldn't have to give Meri her own show, just follow her as she leaves Kody and does her own thing. Her sycophants would LOVE it, they are always sucking up to her by saying how she's too good for Kody (pretty much anyone is too good for Kodouche) and she should leave him....and people like me (watching for snark, don't like any of them really) would love to see Kody get dumped, even if we're not that fond of Meri. It would at least be a NEW storyline, instead of this recycled "oh we have to move, who will get the best house, who will end up in a fight about it" garbage. I've been re-reading a few pages from the end of last season, and one reason people bring up about Meri refusing to leave is that this is her religion, she may fear that won't get into heaven without Kody...but as I understand it, they believe the wife gets to the celestial planet because her husband calls her by her secret name. With the way things are between Meri & Kody, why the hell would she think he's going to call her to his planet? Seems to me he's much more likely NOT to. If her reason for not leaving really is about her faith...I would think finding a new FLDS husband who might actually like her enough to call her to his planet would be the way to go! I do not share their religious beliefs, but if I did, I'd be very worried that Kody likely isn't going to call me through the veil. I'd be looking to get unsealed from him and sealed to some other guy...anyone who liked me more than Kody does, which it seems to me is basically any man on the face of the Earth right now. I think he is seriously done with her and he's holding onto a lot of anger and resentment...I wouldn't trust my eternal salvation to someone like that.

I could not believe that. It's not like asparagus is some new, exotic vegetable that's one of the latest, trendy things. I hate asparagus, and I'd have to be half starved to eat it, but for pete's sake I know what it LOOKS like! I agree with what everyone's saying about the excuse that "there's no kitchen, we couldn't find anything healthy to eat" (not just these 3 but nearly all the people on the show). That's a load of crap. I have some disabilities, and I can't make the elaborate meals I used to. I can still eat very healthy meals - in 1 1/2 minutes I can nuke a healthy serving of vegetables, no stove or oven needed. I've often seen fresh fruit and boiled eggs at gas stations. You just have to be WILLING to walk by the hot dogs and nachos at the gas station and CHOOSE to eat the fruit instead. And if you can ride your SCOOTER through the grocery store in one location, you can also ride it through the dang WalMart in Houston as well, and pick up a Lean Cuisine or something else halfway healthy, for a couple of weeks until you get into a more permanent housing situation. That's not even taking into consideration all the delivery options there must be in a city the size of Houston...I'm not going to believe there are absolutely no healthy option that couldn't be delivered right to your door in a large city. But...what can you expect from people who say "When do I have to START this diet?" right after a doctor has told them that most people don't even make it to 800 pounds...um, he's saying he's shocked you've even lived THIS long, it shouldn't be a big leap to realize you need to start eating better NOW, if not yesterday! I believe that was Roshanda...and by the end of the episode, she wants her surgery even though she's gained back a bunch of weight...cuz you know, she shouldn't have to do it again... I'm betting Part Two of the episode isn't going to go well. They are either the most ignorant people I've ever seen regarding healthy food, calories, etc, or they are being willfully ignorant - and they're showing no desire to learn.

Me too. I was hoping when her first episode aired that she'd get rid of that cheating husband, but from the previews it looks like she still hasn't. Getting rid of him would be a quick way to lose 200 useless pounds!

Asses...plural! Ha ha ha...pass me the gasoline to soak my drawers. I'll get my hand basket ready.

I hear ya, sister. Both of my parents died of cancer. 3 out of my 4 grandparents died of cancer. Two of my aunts have died from it, and a third aunt is currently dying of it. She is mentally handicapped, and I am her legal guardian, so I have to make all medical decisions. It's pure hell. With all this in the family, I figure cancer is not an "if" for me - it's a "when". It hangs over my whole family like a dark cloud. So I also have zero sympathy for cancer fakers. I don't care what delusional reason they have, it's sick and disgusting to lie about having cancer for any reason. Or any other disease, for that matter. I have no time for liars of any kind, but if there were a scale for "how bad is the lie", lying that you have cancer would be near the top for me. We've heard some pretty crazy shit from people lying to Dr. Now about why they couldn't lose the weight - but Bettie Jo's lies are some of the worst. It's laughable when they say they "didn't have time" or they're "stressed" and all those usual stock excuses most patients use at one time or another, but lying about cancer is just despicable.