Irate Panda

I think Tori posted or mentioned in the show that she subbed at Jackson’s school. * sorry didn’t see this was already posted

IIRC Tori got a degree in elementary education from Washington State University. Then she taught at two elementary schools in Oregon for maybe 1 or 2 years.

Hey Zach, fyi, Lilah whines a lot less than you and your wife 🙄 Tori’s happiest moment of the trip was Chris telling her the turnout at the farm was light…but they’re totally over the farm.

Every time I think I can’t hate Zit more, they have another scene with Lilah, and I, indeed, end up hating them more 😡

I’m so confused by this picture. It looks like a doll whose row of hair didn’t get sewn in. It’s like a perfect strip missing. Is this a real picture?

I know they are pushing Amy as this great cook on the show, but some of her kitchen habits are skeevy to me. Tori’s face and Zach’s constant blinking when Chris was talking about Matt asking him to do the tours was laughable considering them going on and on about how “over” the farm they are. Zach and Tori do have health insurance because Zach was complaining about the bills maybe a couple of seasons ago. I have no idea if it’s a high deductible policy or what. Thinking about it, I think Tori especially is in some sort of denial when it comes to her kids’ health challenges and I feel like Zach is just lazy and willing to let Tori “handle” the kids.

I actually think Zach/Tori (and maybe to a lesser extent Jerm) would have an even bigger problem with Caryn living in the farmhouse more than even Caryn or Amy have with Caryn living there. I could just see Zit making Jackson storm over to announce they’re moving to the Moon 🌙 😂

“NBC has ordered the drama The Irrational starring Jesse L. Martin. The news was announced on Tuesday (Dec. 27) and according to a press release, the show is based on the best-selling book Predictably Irrational by Dan Ariely, who serves as a consultant.” https://www.yahoo.com/now/irrational-series-starring-jesse-l-204921938.html

Plus Amy wanted Chris to be careful with his words about the Battleground Junkyard “Farm”. I guess Zach and Tori are very fragile 🙄

I often think Tori and Zach are delusional lol but this time I actually thought they were asking Jackson if he carried his chair to see if he put together that he is a LP especially since the other kids didn’t need help according to him. I’m sure they don’t show everything on the show but I often why ZIT seem to ignore or wait ridiculously long to address some of their kids health issues. I do wonder if Tori realizes how many health issues they could/do have. I would say Zach should be able to weigh in on this but who knows if he bothers to articulate anything to her in depth and she only seems to listen to Amy when she needs babysitting services.

I think Christine is probably being somewhat “selfish” at this time in that she’s prioritizing herself, which is probably a good thing, but I do think sometimes she is cast as one of the “singingk (badly) angels” simply because Kody is so awful. I don’t think she is nearly as great as she’s portrayed in the media. I think the five adults are a mess, but Kody and Robyn are just OUTRAGEOUSLY awful, so Christine got a bump in interwebz/media status. I’d say the same but to a lesser extent about Janelle and to a WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY lesser extent Meri. OK Meri is only .1 degrees better than Kody and Robyn but only @8:55pm on a Tuesday in December or when she is hugging Mosby, but even when you want to root for her she does something really irritating which negates any goodwill. Personally, I think Christine shilling mlm schemes says a lot about her and I don’t think it’s particularly good. Ironically, I guess this is the one area where Robyn is “better” than her counterparts, but I honestly believe that’s just because she’s too lazy and siphons the money Kody makes hiding in the closet filming Cameos. I’m glad Christine’s happier, but to me they’re all a hot mess, but to differing degrees.

Happy belated Birthday!!!

Since they invited the public to the funeral, it has me wondering if they filmed the funeral for the show (tacky), have any of them posted whether they were filming? I wonder if the “Frenchman” not showing up for the funeral will be the reason for their “breakup”?

Tori acting like she and Zach are fretting over Amy’s feelings is so preposterous because they certainly gave zero fucks when they were getting free babysitting from Caryn and thought they were getting the farm. I actually felt kinda bad for Amy because I think she knows they will snatch the grandkids from her too if they don’t like her ‘decisions”. I don’t know why Tori wanted a third child when she already had one with Zach. These two are miserable and the kids aren’t enough to compensate for Tori’s complaining and Zach’s cluelessness each episode. And why all the complaints about the end result of Amy’s parenting, Tori? I thought Zach was

So does Kody 😊

Meri: After all the SACRIFICES I’ve made to love Kody! This is like a STAB in the WETBAR! Meri: This is why I’ve been coating his curlers with Nair for the last 8 years

Lol the gloves were a nice touch too 😂

Who did Robyn give her stale “cookie” to after her first husband so she could be “officially divorced” before she “married” Kody? Surely His Royal Highness Kody would NEVER sleep with a “married” woman. I would ask about Janelle but hopefully she just picked up some dude at an Eminem house show 😊

Tori says she does the work inside the house and Zach does the work outside the house. Is being toppled over turning on a grill, “building” rickety fixtures that have to be fixed by Chris, throwing some lights on a broken down riding mower and not maintaining his lawn/landscaping actually work? Honestly, Zach probably wouldn’t even “build” his raggedy fixtures if TLC didn’t need something to film. I would feel bad for Tori but she picked this bum and it’s not exactly like Zach ever hid his laziness or his cluelessness. Then she decides to move away from her total support system to a place where they said they knew nobody just so they could play Little House on the Junkyard. Also, Tori stop trying to act like you give a damn about Amy’s feelings and are “worried” about her. You just want to bash Matt and the farm more and know she’s a willing participant. In some ways I wish Amy had kept her part of the farm because Tori and Zach would have been doing double bitching as Amy and MYMAN hosted pool parties and motorcycle luaus. Lisa and Deb could come over for soup night again and tell Amy how right she is and Lisa could get a couple of digs in about Matt. Hell, Amy could even have a couple of stripper poles put up and give Matt a run for his money during pumpkin season. Hey ya! Hi ya! Amy Roloff…Amy Roloff’s Little Kitchen…Amy Roloff’s Little Kitchen presents… Amy Roloff’s Little Membership Cheesecake“Beefcake” Edition and maybe she could have persuaded Chris to get up on that pole. He’s already got the leather motorcycle chaps! 😂. *Dont worry folks that last part was as disturbing for me to write as it was for you to read although somehow it was less disturbing than watching Zach attack that meal. 🤢

Oh Brothers! If my friend got me an Amy Roloff’s little (cupcake, pancake, or cheesecake) membership as a gift, instead of an actual cupcake, pancake, or cheesecake that person would no longer be my friend. Of course before I severed my friendship I would make them some Amy Roloff inspired Garlic Fudge and force them to eat as well as write me an INTENTIONAL apology in one of AuJerm’s gibberish journals which would be my holiday gift to them🤭

I’m wondering if Jackson could even get up and down the ladder by himself. Maybe he could, but I’d be surprised if they’d make Jackson share his room although it would make sense. You’d think they would have thought about all this before buying yet another house that doesn’t fit their needs. Surprised they didn’t build a custom home but guess that would have taken too long, they had to get out of Oregon ASAP 😂 Honestly, I think the bedroom situation is pretty easy to figure out. They should just have Tori take the master room and put a twin bed in there for Jackson because even if he wakes her up it doesn’t matter because it’s Jackson. Josiah gets the room closest room to Jackson because even though Jackson is only 5, he’s still infinitely more helpful than Zach. Plus, Tori could wallpaper Josiah’s room with pictures of Jackson because Tori has already let us know Josiah is in awe of him, so he’d probably just stare quietly at the pics until he fell back to sleep. Lilah’s goes in the room closest to Murphy since he seems to be the only one to pay attention to her. Not to mention, they could probably clip some bags of Veggie Straws to his collar, so he and Lilah both can have a midnight snack. The fourth bedroom is made into a shrine to Jackson because well it’s Jackson, duh. Lastly, Zach sleeps in the junky trailer next door because he’s completely useless anyway. *The kids are great unfortunately their parents are idiots. #FREEMURPHY

They/Zach are probably too cheap too hire someone and they probably got used to Caryn watching the kids multiple days of the week for free. Plus I doubt Amy or Tori’s mom/grandma charged either, so they probably are irritated they’d have to pay someone to do it now. Zach is super cheap. They clearly cut Caryn off and Amy I’m sure does some helping, but she does have a new life with MYMAN, plus Chris commented on the long drive with traffic. Tori’s parents and grandmother moved from Washington to I believe wherever Zit used to live in Oregon, but then Zit had to run off to Battleground to live at Chateau Weeds, so now her family that could babysit are probably also over an hour away, thus not as readily available. Since neither one of them work outside the home I don’t know why they can’t take turns napping during the day, it’s not ideal but they’d get some sleep. Zach’s an idiot, but Tori could probably trust him to drive the 2 kids around to town for a couple of hours while Jackson is in school. They could stop at the Sonic or better yet the Benihana’s since Jackson OWNS it and according to him Lilah just likes to sit in her little chair and eat snacks although who can blame her, she probably needs to munch on her little Veggie Straws since Zach offers her a sandwich then tells her she can’t have it 🙄. Of course, this would require Zach to move so I guess it’s out of the question.

Gee, I wonder where Tori’s babysitting roster went 🤔

Christy got married again

Babs’ obituary https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/newsobserver/name/barbara-thore-obituary?id=38359817