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It sigoggles in unison with her frontal lobe.

I really, really disliked Keane, which I guess is a tribute to Elizabeth Marvel.

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Or a woman is only good if it's the right woman.

Cameran's phonetic pronunciation of her name, I think.

Also possible.

I'll presume to live in her head for a minute and say that she probably doesn't really want to sell it unless she can profit enough to keep a likewise prestigious address. Sawnya is all about appearances in my opinion.

What she wants is Craig. Craig with a good job. Handsome, well paid, malleable Craig. She wants those 3 years to not have been wasted. Cry me a river N'omi.

I'm of the opinion that Thomas and his father do a fine job of that, without any consideration of Kathryn.

This gorgeous portrait!

Is that Bryn's dress?

All of our discussions about how evil and nasty Naomi is, serves her purpose perfectly. Her purpose being a contract for a third season.

About the only thing I almost remember is when she was stressing about where to hang his portrait or something. It was as if he were dead. She's a straight up nutty chick.

Yeah, I've become so jaded about these Bravo shows. Though I am entertained by them (some more than others), I don't even believe 10% of what I see with my own eyes anymore. Bravo seems to have a formula for most of the new characters...make them sympathetic/likeable for first season or so, then flip the script and turn them into unlikeable people. So much scripting of reality.

And countless others.

Her bolt-ons have been grotesque for years. I'm really surprised that she hadn't found her way over to "Botched" to have them reconfigured on someone elses dime. Wonder Bra? Nah. Bad surgeon.

If that happens, there should be an uproar. An uproar from folks who have committed the same or lesser sins and paid dearly for them. I know, life isn't fair, but arggghhh!

Sounds like Lulu needs an accountability coach. Paging Teddi!

Yeah, I'm not sure which is the bigger sin; not showering your host with daily 'gifts', or griping to anyone who will listen that your 'houseguest' isn't showering you with daily gifts. And just like when Dorinda excluded her from that one gathering, it is clear that Sawnya cannot let.it.go.

Especially a guy who doesn't own a television.

She didn't get and keep that velvety smooth voice from belting out show tunes. <eere>

I beg your pardon. Ostrich Schmostrich. Yeah, Bravo would have to cough up significant hazard pay for me to be host to her twice.

Jason The First was bland, Jason The Ex was bland, Dennis is bland. I cannot even imagine a man with more personality than the three of ^them, being able to even grab oxygen with Bethenny. At least she is self aware enough to know what kind of man to collect.

Hello! The finish line tape! Where was the finish line tape!?! ?