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Jeebus Cripes

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  1. I love you for quoting the terrible, yet entertaining as hell Street Fighter film.
  2. That's insane! I saw some people in a YouTube video the other day wearing hoodies that were based off these suits, and I immediately coveted them.
  3. Can I sit at your table? Word to all of this, and I've always felt like I'm in the minority for not liking Bale's Batman. To be honest, I don't care for the Nolan trilogy as a whole. I'll admit that The Dark Knight is a very good film, but the decision to make that hard turn away from Burton's aesthetic and lean into the real world look for Gotham City was just so bland and boring to me. And while I enjoy Bale as an actor, his Batman was lackluster at best. The voice was downright horrible and verging on unintentionally hilarious. Very this:
  4. I totally forgot about that! You know, if they wanna stick with that lie about Cap being Peggy's husband all along, then I'm gonna call them out on being creeps for knowingly having Steve get involved with his niece. The implications of them living together in IW makes it pervy on another level. Yes, I know they aren't blood related, but it's still not cool. There is no way in hell that I buy into their BS. It's obvious they wanted Steve and Sharon to be a thing, and for whatever reason --be it time constraints, lack of chemistry, whatever-- it didn't happen. Then they get word of this time travel plot line, retcon Peg's entire life post WW2, and expect us to believe this shit was gospel all along. I can't find the direct quote, but they said Steve was probably a stay at home dad while Peggy ran SHIELD. I just... have no words. It's as though neither of them actually sat down and discussed the ludicrous ramifications of Steve staying in the current timeline with Peggy. Seems pretty obvious that someone high up on the totem poll had a problem with the intensity of the Steve/Bucky friendship. I refuse to believe the writers are this dense all around. I don't buy that the same people who wrote The Winter Soldier and Civil War would just blatantly ignore their relationship for the next two films without some outside interference demanding it. It's frustrating as all hell.
  5. Ugh, someone brought up the writers dumb-assed comment about how they always intended Steve to be Peg's husband all along in my presence, and now I'm in rage-mode all over again. So, it was their intention all along to have Steve Rogers idly sit by and do nothing while Bucky was being tortured, brainwashed, and turned into a killer? Seriously? Steve's that guy now? Fuck that noise! That would be character assassination on an epic scale (Game of Thrones level). The studio needs to put them in check for this retconned fuckery. They already admitted they didn't even know time travel was part of Endgame going in: How could Steve be the husband all along without time travel in the first place? How was this always your intention??? They're making an ass out of themselves trying to be clever with this ending, and they're ruining Steve Rogers in the process. Just admit you were wrong and don't understand that you created an alternate timeline. For fucks sake!
  6. I hung in there as long as I could, but I realized a couple of seasons ago that I literally cared for no one on there. They could have killed any character at any point, and I could care less. There is something inherently boring about them all. I kind of liked Coulson in the films, and they somehow managed to make me detest him. The Kree story in space was mildly interesting, but only because the actor playing the villain was captivating to me.
  7. I wish dumb ass Agents of SHIELD wasn't canon.
  8. Ignoring that they're hated and feared takes away the very reason why so many minorities and outsiders relate to them. It's important and intrinsic to who they are, and it's always made them more interesting to me.
  9. It's also the fear of becoming the minority, since the mutant gene is the next step in evolution. I can see a certain demographic of humans getting butthurt over the whole Homo sapiens superior thing. Anyone can potentially turn into a Hulk or Spider-Man, but these mutants are born special. Haters gonna hate and all that.
  10. That Nat/Bruce shit came out of nowhere and seemed like his own fanboy fantasy. I also have an aversion to the constant quips. Sometimes they land, but when they don't they are so painfully bad. Toads and lightening.... I get second hand embarrassment just thinking about that shit. I heard he tried to defend that by saying it wasn't delivered properly. Christ on a cracker. Halle Berry's acting was awful in those films, but a garbage line is a garbage line. Period.
  11. The Magicians, too?! I'm behind on that, and now I have more disappointment to look forward to. 2019, what a fantastic year for fandom! Ugh. I'm actually a fan of the multiverse, but you are absolutely right about them undoing the snap before instead of after. The 5 years thing is madness on every level.
  12. Well, at least Game of Thrones came along and replaced the bitter taste in my mouth with something even worse.
  13. Battlestar went off the rails long before the last episode, as did this show, IMO. This whole season has been pretty bad. It's to my own determent that I can't seem to quit anything that once had promise. I tend to ride the train until it crashes horribly.
  14. Well, that was some next level disappointment the likes of which I've never experienced. And to put it in perspective, I sat through the end of Battlestar Galactica, Angel, and Dexter. Holy hell, what an accomplishment on how to shit the bed and destroy a series! Maybe this whole crap episode was a horrible vision Bran is having. I mean, the writing really couldn't get any worse at this point, so why the fuck not? Gonna go burn those unread Song of Ice and Fire novels now... Dracarys and whatnot.
  15. Thanos was just being a sassy bitch about it.
  16. Speaking of, what a waste of Hiroyuki Sanada's talent as an actor. Kind of like how Richard Armitage was wasted in Captain America.
  17. That's one sad ass wedding they're watching. I can just hear the directors, "I'm gonna need you guys to dial down the happiness a few notches. Tears are good, smiling... not so much."
  18. I want Old Steve to make sporadic cameos in the Falcon & Winter Soldier series and just be a sassy old bastard throwing shade left and right.
  19. I agree with the sentiment here. Not everyone needs a love interest, and I was glad they didn't go the obvious route with her and Jude Law's character. Being lied to and betrayed by a romantic partner packs an emotional punch, but it's also a stale trope at this point. She's better off staying single for a while. Asexual people are also a thing, so there's that, too.
  20. It will more than likely be Loki if it's an already established character, but I do think Bucky would be more interesting because of the 40s backstory. Loki seems like he would be sexually fluid, and I've always assumed as much. Bucky on the other hand, as a man from the 40s who also served in the army, now that's interesting. They won't go there because of Cap, though. No way does it turn out to be Bucky.
  21. Did she publicly state that she wanted out, or is everyone just making assumptions? I ask because I was very aware that Chris and Robert were out after this, but I didn't read anything about Scarlet until this forum.
  22. Yes, and I am here for it! I used to get so excited reading about alternate timelines. It's all good fun, even if most of them are dystopian nightmares. LOL. Exploring the different roads characters have taken, sometimes good guys are bad & vice versa, weird relationships you've never thought of, it's fun.
  23. The point of rebooting them is because Fox made a convoluted, hot mess out of the franchise. Who's to say there are no Avengers in whatever parallel universe the X-Men are in? Maybe they won't ever need to cross over into the version of the MCU we've been watching thus far. Or maybe they will jump in somehow. I'm fine either way, I just need this reboot like I need oxygen. Tom Holland really breaks my heart when he cries on screen. Got me all verklempt immediately. The "Bitch, you been to space" line made me fall out laughing. Can't wait to see this!
  24. I don't think they yelled at him, it was more of a shocked "what did you do?" reaction.
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