Jeebus Cripes

It seems I've blocked out anything to do with Michelle being obsessed with Jeff in BB11. I remember her, but I don't recall her fawning over him. If Zach actually convinces Caleb to follow Amber out the door when she gets evicted, it will make the season for me. Chenbot is not programmed to handle such a scenario. That alone would be priceless.

I remember the movie, too. I haven't thought about it in ages.

I love watching him do interviews. He is hilarious!

This description is amazingly spot-on. I do like his voice, though.

Oh, man. When I read a 25 yr old was gonna recap it, I thought he was gonna tear it apart. He seemed to be digging it, though. Love this bit: "They’re too active. We don’t have the technology to document this, clearly, in image form." The bits where they're pulling faces at one another... I would think it was intentional cheese, but then there are these serious shots in between the campiness. I just don't get it.

This. I'm laughing hard because you are entirely correct, IMO. Also, when she stares into the abyss with that vacant look in her eyes, it cracks me up. I would probably be wearing that look inside the BB house as well, but it seems so blank, so utterly void of thought.

The scene when Ian stops by the record store in High Fidelity always makes me laugh.

^^^ LMAO! Steel cage match? I dig a lot of his videos, but some are very WTF. Where Are We Now? scares the crap out of me. China Girl is very cheesy. I'm Afraid of Americans is WTF in the most amazing way.

Indeed. Ventura's show is a good guilty pleasure. At best it's thought provoking, at worst it's still entertaining as hell.

I, too, would like to know how the hell Shotgun Neighbor hooked up with Donna's boss? Anyhoo, I must be invested in the show because I was crestfallen when everything fell to shit. Took a while for me to warm up to the characters, but they reeled me in. Was super bummed when they cut The Human League's "Fascination" before Phil Oakey had a chance to sing because Lee Pace kind of reminds me of him, and I needed to see him on screen with that voice at the same time.

I thought once Team America picked Zach and Christine to have the argument that those two were locked in? Zach arguing with Amber qualifies? If this bullshit duel HOH doesn't end this week, I'll go mental. I need for Donny to win, and I need an asshole removed from the house. The list is long, but Derdick (perfect nickname) is on top. ETA: Creep Mode Cowboy's epic plan to backdoor Amber is on another level of disturbing.

David Icke was used very sparingly, which surprised me. Just as well, because I believe the dude's a charlatan. Jesse Ventura had his number on his Conspiracy Theory show. It was funny to see him squirm. The story about humans having webbed fingers before Noah was an interesting tidbit I'd never heard before.

The music video for that song had me convinced that Dan Hartman was a black man for a long time.

OK, for this very reason, I will never again watch Water for Elephants. The abuse scenes were too much, and that elephant was too good an actor.

Those of you driven to madness by "literally" being misused should stay away from Big Brother this season. They're driving me nuts with that shit.

This is interesting because if anyone was pinging my gaydar, it was Tony Curtis.

Word. He kind of looks like an older, bald Viggo Mortensen. Viggo is smokin' hot too.

Holy shitballs! Every couple of years or so, I see this video, and then my mind represses it entirely like it never existed. I can enjoy such glorious camp at the privacy of my PC, but there have been occasions when this came on with other people around, and I am unable the live down the shame it causes me. Everyone knows I'm a David Bowie fiend, and I absolutely cannot defend him when it comes to this. That last shot of the asses, though! His hair is very Flashdance, too. Come to think of it, so is his wardrobe.

If her jaw is bugging you guys, make a point to avoid A Dangerous Method.

It could be worse, @BatmanBeatles. You could know the guy in real life.

I can't even believe that shit was for real! Where did that fake knife come from anyways? Hilarious and terrifying, all at once. Amber's gonna have to go deep undercover after the show. Move from the country, even.

Less of a win and more of a punishment, I'd reckon.

OK, I have to ask, where did he kiss her? Touching her at all while sleeping is grossly inappropriate, but if he kissed her mouth? I would raise ten hells to production if I were Amber. So not fucking cool. I caught that, and it sounds like she's living in a delusional world of her own creating, not too different from Caleb's world. I hate to be mean about someone's appearance, but looking like Geddy Lee is not gonna get you out of tickets, honey. Now, if she had a winning personality, looks could be put aside, but her personality is even uglier. Wow, Jocasta. Wow. Does anyone know if she asks her castmates if they want to be saved beforehand? Or is she just reading the bible with them, and BAM, you're saved? I got that impression when I heard Cody talking the other night. What if they don't want to be saved? Kind of presumptuous.

I wondered about that line. If he was lying or being sincere. I still don't know.

Bloody hell! I can't stand autotune. It sounds like a voice melting. Not that I'd rather hear her unaltered, mind you. My ears are still recovering from the Britney Spears track making the rounds. VH1 Classic played this the other day, and I laughed and laughed... thank god the '80s happened.