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Jack Kerouac

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  1. She could have killed Sinar without even breaking a sweat. Just do to her what she did to SquidWard in the SHIELD hanger and the fight would have been over in 10 seconds. Why go all fisticuffs when you can stand off and crush someone's bones?
  2. Sean: You're not just a demon; you're a jerk.
  3. Wow. That, with the exception of Daisy's fight, was a total yawn fest. Is this how slow and boring this season is going to be? The cartoon villain Kree, the trodden down humans, the ridiculous woman who keeps fondling her balls (hee hee) - it all adds up to channel surfing. Someone wake me up when Fitz gets here.
  4. Thank you. That must have happened dozens of times throughout the four shows. The unpowered heroes would be dead ten times over if someone remembered to shoot their guns. And it's ESPECIALLY egregious considering some of the heroes were shooting their guns. All it would have taken is ONE Nazi to stand twenty feet back and spray-and-pray and fourty per cent of the characters are dead. They need to find a better way to explain why people don't just shoot unpowered heroes.
  5. That's my thought too. Use the Speed Force as a power source and he can be even more smarty-smart!
  6. It's interesting, because I understand where Eleven is coming from - she basically has zero experience with the feelings she is having, including trying to reign them in. When Mike and her reach high school, where reigning your feelings in is not exactly the order of the day, who knows what can happen?
  7. I don't think this issue is infantalizing her. Happy wanting a family is totally in line with her character as it has been shown. And no, noone should EVER hire Team Scorpion for ANYTHING after this fiasco. They seriously suck as a company.
  8. If Michael eating a cool ranch baby is funny, a dog dying in a hot car is funny. Considering neither is real, they are both pretty funny.
  9. Gonna have to disagree with the majority on this one. This episode was boring with a capital 'B.' Aneela comes off a stereotypical 'crazy' bad person, with her girly-girl voice and lashing out violence. Been done a thousand times and better, besides. Don't care - AT ALL - about Dutch and D'Avin's relationship. They have ZERO chemistry and I try not to fall asleep when they are on the screen. The only thing keeping me interested right now is the overall story line and Johnny.
  10. Not sure I disagree with Shelter 41 that you shouldn't put a computer (no matter how 'quantum') in charge of what's left of humanity.
  11. It's the same idea behind 'die in a dream, die in real life.' It's nonsense, but it is a trope.
  12. As usual, the science was nonsense. I liked the psychologist Happy and Toby went to see. I like that they keep coming back to him.
  13. But when Michael tells Eleanor he is going to wipe their memories and tweak a few things, he says "I just have to run it by the big boss. Cross your fingers." He then does that by running it past Shawn. Plus, Shawn is sitting in the power position in the pitch meeting. It's pretty clear Shawn is Michael's boss.
  14. They arent necessarily BAD people, they just aren't good ENOUGH to get into The Good Place.
  15. Fantastic episode. The idea of Jason eating a roll of electrical tape because he thought it was Fruit by the Foot that had gone bad is hilarious.
  16. Well, if God is all knowing and all seeing, it makes sense. Maybe he sees time non-linearly?
  17. Well, we know at least that Anderson Cooper finds her very relaxing and asked her to co-host his show.
  18. Considering that was one of the ways to lose points shown to us in the first episode, it was a great call back.
  19. "This is the Bad Place. What's up, dummy?" And of course, kicking over the chair for absolutely no reason. Just awesome. I REALLY want to see the Bad Place now. REALLY.
  20. I liked this episode just because Daisy got her ass kicked TWICE and May once. Just awesome.
  21. What!?! I've been living under the delusion that a woman's eye makeup reveals her innermost character all this time and it's not true? Why have you lied to me, television!?
  22. That was hilarious. Also, the skeevy guys 'checking her references' went on so long without the woman doing anything about it, it became funny in a weird way. "Did you know your left reference is a little smaller than your right?" Who would just sit there?
  23. That's not why he did it however. He said that they can't tell Simmons because then she would HAVE to tell the Director. He's keeping it away from her so that she's not in a position to have to compromise her values by keeping the secret. YMMV, of course. If a man grabbed a woman's 'family jewels' like that, it would not be interpreted so kindly, I think. That being said, I did laugh.
  24. "That bear has two mouths! Aaarrrrrggghhh!" Heh.
  25. I thought they were all pretty funny. I liked the one about not spontaneously mentioning you were a vegan.
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