Heathen

Yep. That house Joe and Kendra built? I'd swear on my cat's head that the money came from Jim Bob...with strings attached.

It was on the first special, and I've seen it in print media, too. They have a very large family, just as my birth grandmother does (13 kids, dozens and dozens of grandkids, both parents came from very large families). A lot of names ended up being reused just because they were popular or because their parents forgot there was another Steve or Sondra. I don't find it unusual to have multiple people with the same name.

I very much doubt the kids are named after Great-Aunt Evelyn. They're members of a huge family whose mother was by far the youngest of a big family. If they knew Evelyn at all, it must have been just peripherally. I know the first special had Mullet's oldest sister on it, but that was obviously geared for television. They acted like they hardly knew each other. That sister has a child older than Michelle and one the same age as Mullet.

One of the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys got him.

"And your little dog too!"

Katey's mom looks like Katie Couric.

Josh would have been happy with two kids, I think. He was visibly unhappy when M3 was announced.

Her dress doesn't look all that bad. Yes, they added sleeves where they weren't needed, but it still looks better than Erin Bateseses' dress, or Joy's, or especially, that monstrosity that Mullet wore for her wedding 2.0.

He's probably trying to figure out the mechanics ahead of the great double deflowering. "I put it WHERE?!"

Soup can absolutely be a complete meal, especially if it's something filling like broccoli-cheese. I usually just have a bowl of soup -- you're saying I should have the maid bring me more courses even if I'm full?

A friend of mine sent her Norwegian elkhound puppy to training last year, without her. He was away at doggy boot camp for a few weeks by himself. It's common among professional dog trainers. I call my female cats my little girls. I called my (late) dogs my baby boy and my bichon girl. I don't find it weird at all. I'd find it weird if people didn't refer to their pets by gender.

The article says Jim Bob and Mullet bought the house a year ago, March 30, 2020. If they were going to transfer it to Smuggar 3.0, I'd think it would have been done by now. That house is one bland, boring 1970s house of dulls. I'd like to see photos of the inside and see if it's been updated at all. Happy wedding present, kids, here's some fake dark wood paneling, shag carpeting, and loud-ass floral wallpaper to start you off with.

I came here just to post that Grandma looks like Tootsie.

I can report that I have not seen Abbie in any class. 😆 Topic: Abbie seems down to earth. I get the impression from her MLM shills that she knows they're crap, but she does it to go along and get along. Or maybe she does it because they need the money.

Mullet should have worn some sunscreen when she was mowing the lawn in her bikini and breaking up marriages.

Same.

It's the wacky weed, I tell you. Jill and David both. It would explain his stoner expression and the munchie-foods belly, too. (I jest.)

I wouldn't say that. Some of those kids look as neglected as they do now.

Guesses on where the newlyweds will live? Bunk bed jokes aside.

I'm not expecting (haha) an announcement until this summer or so, but they're due for a Matthew, Max, Molly, or Maggie. No Madeleine, that's too fancy for them. Other suggestions: Michaelangelo (so what if they have a kid named Michael already) Mary (so what if they have a kid named Maryella already) Millie (that feels inevitable, although it's cute) Matilda (or Mattie) Madison (could work for a girl or a boy. I'm sure they know who Madison Cawthorn is) Maci (who cares if a Bates took that name and its dastardly saccharine spelling) Magnus (or Magnum, after the condoms)

More levels of inappropriate Rodriguii weirdness! There are eleven kids in that photo. Well, 13 if you count the two most immature humans. But the Rods have 13 children now, right? So that means this photo, with its graven image of Jill's natural hair color, wasn't taken that long ago.

It looks like lip gloss to me. I LOL at Jill's natural hair color, but how the hell did Timbits happen? Has he been bleaching his hair for years?

He looks like he just got off a horse.

What normal mother looks at a photo of her adult or almost-adult son and thinks, "Gotta make the crotch smaller?" What normal mother looks at a photo of her adult son and intentionally looks at his crotch at all? Jill is so weird, she outweirds just about all the other fundie mothers put together, and that's a damned hard thing to do.

Ok, you have to tell. Did she make it bigger? Did Timmy have a (whispers) erection and she tried to 'shop it out? We must know!