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What did he say in his post?

He's still light years ahead of his in-laws, with the possible exception of John. Besides, people here swore Derick wouldn't make it through even one semester of law school, and he's about to graduate now.

It looks like roadkill! He's giving Mullet a run for her money in the Worst Duggar Hairstyle category.

What the hell is on his head?

Joy also has a large bust. Any shirts that are big enough to accommodate it are going to make her look bigger and frumpy elsewhere.

"Bunk Bed Jed & Katey" has my vote. He's punchable.

I already edited my post to note that it's voluntary, with a SSA link.

Don't hospitals automatically apply for social security numbers after births? ETA: Apparently it's optional. https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10023.pdf I agree that with their beliefs, it might be questionable whether they file tax returns, not that they'd ever have to pay taxes with all those kids. But I think Jill's ongoing grifting might encourage her to file just to get every benefit and dime she can.

It's fun to watch the fundies' heads spin as they try to rationalize MT's soft core porn. On topic: I hope the Rod girls get to keep their dolls. I doubt they're all that expensive, but kids have a right to have their own stuff whether someone else thinks it's important or not.

I would pay money to see a Duggar same-sex wedding. I bet if we all tell Jim Bob that, he'll $uddenly become okay with one of his kid$ being gay. The food's probably a lot better, too.

I've said it before -- the Bateseses are just Duggars in (very) slightly more aesthetically appealing packaging. And when I say slightly, I mean slight as in the slight difference between Nurie's right and left eyebrows. The Bateses may even have been worse in some respects.

At one point, the Websters lived in a pretty-damn-nice house, and I don't think it only had two bedrooms. I'm pretty sure it was owned, too. I'm aware she just had disappointment daughter #4. My question is when she'll announce another pregnancy in her quest for a son.

I thought the Websters already owned a house? Anybody keeping track of dates for when the princess announces another pregnancy? Nathan may flat out not make enough money, or have insufficient income on paper, to afford even an apartment.

What's the name of the venue?

Does Titus even count as an oat? If he is, he's generic, flavorless, instant oatmeal made with water.

Didn't Lauren Caldwell break off an engagement like two seconds ago? That's an entire salt mine.

I believe Kendra had her mother as her matron of honor. I don't see anything wrong with it, especially if the bride doesn't have any sisters who are really old enough to be maids of honor rather than bridesmaids. A fourteen-year-old maid of honor would be weirder.

I hope one of her baby shower grifts is an eyebrow kit. It doesn't even have to be expensive -- Cover Girl has a good one. Nuri's eyebrows look stupid and tacky. Then again, she'd need some taste in order to know what the kit is for, and that's something no Rod yet has possessed.

I think the man bun was a big eff you to Jim Bob. It does look stupid.

Is Lawson still trying to make it in music? Or is he back to mowing lawns for a living?

Even if it were an emergency situation, I wouldn't let Lawson Bates near me with a ten-foot pole. What a creepy, arrogant, weird little man he is. If Erin Bates Paine truly left it up to gawd, she wouldn't have carried any children to term. Her four healthy kids who apparently aren't enough for the princess wouldn't exist.

The bodice of her dress does not mesh with the skirt. Maybe it's a Frankendress after all.

Exactly -- she's not wearing old school Ma Keller glasses.

She doesn't look anywhere near mid-thirties. She doesn't look like an infant like he does, but she certainly doesn't look old for her age. The comment about not being "forced" to wear a mask makes me sick. Let's hope none of the guests or bridal party is "forced" into the hospital and onto a ventilator, or worse.

Maybe Jim Bob wore Justin's suit, and Justin wore Jim Bob's. We'll know if we see photos of Jim Bob wearing high water pants and a jacket that fails to hide his gut.