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Mother-in-law Jill would be sorely disappointed in my life savings! Is there any part of that name that ISN'T ridiculous?

That's a most excellent point.

Just what I've been waiting for! Which one should I pick?

Then don't let the cat out. Easy solution except for these idiots.

Don't forget that this blessed event occurred in the midst of a global pandemic. The Rodriguii idiots took a newborn baby out sightseeing during a global pandemic, and he almost certainly didn't get any covid antibodies from his sheep of a mother.

Well, when Mommy and Daddy fund your lifestyle...oh wait, Travis and Katie claimed they pay for everything themselves. And if you believe that, I'm Michelle Duggar.

I laughed out loud at the recap saying that Katie is planning a "babymoon." Her entire life is a vacation so why would this be any different? I thought Alyssa's comments about her sex life were performative.

How long until N3 is born? I give it a year and a half, two years at the very most. There are more okay N names than I thought (okay as in not totally hideous): Nicholas (or Nicolas), Noah, Nathaniel, Nolan, Nash, Nico, Nasir, Noel Nancy, Nina, Nora, Nicole, the inevitable Nevaeh, Natalie/a, Naomi, Nadine, Noelle, Natasha, Nessie

Newman is an okay name, although in fundie fashion, their "reasoning" sucks. It's still certainly better than Nebuchadnezzar.

Look at how many women throw themselves at Ted Bundy types. Never underestimate the capacity of people to make poor choices.

When is the latest Keller spawn supposed to arrive? I agree Jill is in Floriduh spending Nathan's money (and Kaylee's wedding gift money) and waiting for Nebuchadnezzar David to arrive.

I saw an article just the other day that listed things that are NOT in style now. One of them was, you guessed it, cold-shoulder tops. Add me to the list of people who don't get why the Stewarts (and so many other fundies) don't seem to care much about their kids' well-being once they're born. It's really like the kid is born and that's the last their parents take notice of them, unless it's a photo op, of course.

I've said before that Jill wants her daughters to look like crap so that she herself looks better in comparison. Disheveled mess is right. I felt sorry for Nurie, but I think I feel worse for Kaylee.

Benton departed before the writers started trying to outdo themselves in the bullshit storylines category. I'm sure if he'd stuck around through the last seasons, he'd have ended up doing a brain transplant by himself while the hospital burned around him, or some equally ridiculous plot. Carol did have a car at one point. It was repossessed during season two or three from her parking spot at work.

In all fairness, Alex didn't think of him as a thief/con artist/rapist. He was just Dad. Kids are allowed to love their parents even if they're awful. Ask me how I know. I would have said Wyszenski. Reece was there a lot, too.

Somebody whose maiden name was Wyszenski? Or Taggart?

Why NOT on a hayride? Maybe they offered to bring Elusive Sibling along for the fun. Saying with absolute certainty that "you tend to your own kids," in an extended family with dozens of kids, is silly.

I saw spoiler activity on this thread, and I thought for sure Tori had been fecundated yet again.

I thought I saw a line on the wall -- those vertical lines you see on the walls in mobile homes, like the wall material was unfolded.

Bored with it, or realizing people see through her BS and she can't continue the lies? Five-day EEG -- what five-day EEG? Mayo Clinic? Is that for a sandwich?

Lauren's youngest sibling that we know of.

The only difference between that schlock and the TLC stuff is that this lacked credits at the beginning and end. I think they even used the same music. Keep trying, Jed and Katey. Do they live in a mobile home?

But that could be anybody's baby. Hell, it could be Lauren's youngest sibling.

So he's going to be a handyman? If he doesn't get licensed as a contractor, I don't see this working well for the Paines. Florida is strict about construction codes, for obvious reasons. For crying out loud, Chad, you've got a spendy wife and five kids already. Get licensed in some professional capacity. HVAC, plumbing, electrical. If Mr. Jogger Pants Stewart can do it, so can you.

Carlin had a huge wedding but still didn't manage to brush her hair. 🙄 Wouldn't YOU age pretty rapidly if you were married to a Bates?