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YES! Bonus points for snarking on her poor persecuted Christian parents and their terribly oppressive native Germany.

Duh, priorities!

The married kids don't need to find spouses, so they don't go. The unmarried kids HAVE to hit the meat market to find their own special someone. 🤢

The ANYTHING prairie look can go anytime now.

Typical of two attention whores to post a photo of themselves with some caption babble about "sweet husbands" rather than, you know, a Red Cross donation link or anything that might actually help the people affected by Ian. "Please remember him and everyone working down there," JFC. These self-involved dolts make me sick.

Look at her parents and their BS "persecution" and "asylum" nonsense. Self-centered and childish all the way. Mega-Bates. Trace looks like the love child of a ferret and a chipmunk. I wonder what his children will look like. I guess we'll find out in a year or less. I kind of hope the wedding gets rained on. It would serve them right for being idiots.

If it is, I have ten bucks that says they'll have another "accident" so the golden penis can have a shot at a brother. I feel sorry for the girls if they ever get a brother. It sucks to know you're a disappointment because you were born. Do I sound bitter or anything?

The latest in wedding favors: Earplugs.

How else would they take their family selfies?!

There's that gaping maw expression I mentioned. The sound of wind whistling through her empty head must be deafening. The "artfully" torn jeans also look stupid.

Could you post a link? Or DM it? I am 100% NOT surprised that the Bateses are closet bitchy and out-of-the-closet racist.

I didn't say IVF, did I? There are other fertility treatments besides IVF, and some are not expensive. Topic: How long until ANY Bates makes the next "miracle" "surprise" pregnancy announcement?

I'm pretty sure I remember something about the Paines visiting a doctor, or specifically a specialist, to find out what could be done after her ovary surgery. Then there was a "surprise" pregnancy announcement. Perimenopause or even menopause wouldn't stop someone from having a child via fertility treatments. My aunt did it at 47, about ten years after her early (first) menopause. Not to mention: celebrities.

Wasn't the last one the result of visiting a fertility specialist? I predict they'll do it again, with the requisite BS excuses, and have another "miracle" baby.

Are you in Michigan? If so, we should have a snark meetup. Incidentally, it was nippy this weekend, but it felt good to me. Capris and t-shirt and carrying a jacket today. Topic: Josie's hair looks better. The too-blonde look does not look good on her, or on Katie for that matter. Or anyone else who isn't a natural adult blonde.

It amazes me that these two willfully uneducated jackasses think they know more than actual doctors. Carlin's "illness" sounds more like factitious disorder every day. How long until her next attention-getting "seizure"?

That might be the first time Zade was ever photographed when his moronic parents DIDN'T face him outwards so the camera could get his face. Carlin must not have realized it. 🙄 Also, the expression in Carlin's eyes reminds me of the test pattern on older televisions.

I have to wonder if the Bateses' treatment of Tiffany is rooted in racism. I think it probably is.

Duggar, not Dugger. The viewpoint at the time was that Smuggar's victims shouldn't be punished for their brother's sins, or maybe just $$$. Cultural mores have changed since 2015.

Racist, tone-deaf, ignorant AF remarks that nobody in the family objected to? I don't know!

There is more than one Mayo-associated hospital. The closest one to Dumb and Dumber is in Jacksonville, Floriduh, and visiting it would surely give them an excuse for yet another vacation. The Stew-idiots don't need to visit Minnesota to get in an extra dose of attention-whoring. https://www.mayoclinic.org/about-mayo-clinic @Notabug

Helga Journey

The Rich Kids of Fundieville and the Two Who Are Trying Really, Really Hard to Join Them The Rich Kids of Fundieville and the Kardashians of Tennessee The Rich Kids of Fundieville and Take That, Josie -- She's My Bestie Now

In all fairness, I think Josie's probably figured out that Carlin is full of shit.

Or Tiffany will stop getting jobs because they don't want to put up with Lawson.