Heathen

Do the Wissmanns have a convicted pedophile in their family? Did they pimp out their children for money and fame? No? Then they're better than the Duggars.

I'm not saying they're not fundie. But they're better than Jim Bob and Michelle.

They look like Wissmanns to me, too. Maybe one or three of the Duggarlings does have enough sense to say, "I'm going to be with people who aren't totally FUBAR. It's better for my family and me." A snarker can dream, anyway.

It's the Duggars. The crap is probably made of some super long-lasting plastic that lasts longer than Styrofoam, and they picked it on purpose.

How could they ever afford to live in California, unless Tiffany started busting her ass going to auditions and getting parts? The same probably goes for Floriduh. Dog knows Lawson isn't going to get a job.

Well, it wouldn't be very Kristchun of her to put San Diego and Bumfuck, as in Bumfuck, Tennessee! So she had to do city/state.

I've never heard of the Ace family. Give me the snark version, please? @GeeGolly, that's not true. The Stewarts plan their next attention-whoring "spontaneous" trip to Target like they did for that pregnancy announcement/gender reveal/whatever. That wasn't a vacation! Certainly not for the Target employees who had to pick up their "props."

It's a damn shame that these gullible fools think they're going to be rich and famous off their shitty YouTube videos, and if they get their way, their own "reality" show on some low-rent TV channel. How do people get so foolish? Is it just laziness? Extreme impressionability? I'd like to fast-forward about twenty years and see what's become of them. Any guesses?

A lot of women with epilepsy find that their cycles affect their seizures. But that's real epilepsy, not Carlin's factitious disorder "epilepsy." Lying liar Stewarts are going to have to have scripts and cue cards before long just to keep from stepping in their own bullshit.

Somebody, please go ask Dumb and Dumber what the hell they're "breaking" from!

Did somebody delete their posts? It does not matter if Dumb and Dumber use cloth or disposable diapers. It does not matter if they do or do not have a totally bullshit reason for not yet toilet training their toddler. What matters is they filmed their toddler daughter saying and doing something that does NOT belong on social media or in public view, ever. That says more about Dumb and Dumber Stewart than anything else ever could. They used their kid for laughs and clicks without regard to that clip being available for anybody to see and embarrass Layla with in years to come.

Nothing about a kid's personal habits, including dirty diapers and bowel movements, should ever be on social media. The internet is forever. In fifteen or twenty years, if someone wants to embarrass Layla, their work is done for them. Shades of KHate Gosselin.

It's not as if Grifter Gil's suit fit properly anyway. He apparently shopped at the Jim Bob House of Men's Cheap Suits.

Well, that's convenient. Just in time for the wedding.

The Kartrashians do pretend to be real even if everyone knows it's a lie. Remember Kylie Jenner lying about whether she'd had lip implants? She doesn't even look like the girl she was ten years ago, but she continues with the pretense that she hasn't surgically changed her entire face. No different than Bates or Duggar "wholesome Christian family" lies.

What did Grifter Gil have done to his hand, and did he pay for it or grift it?

Chump change for her, but I still found it just and amusing. The Kardashians are as fake as the Duggars and Bateses, if not more so.

He blamed gaining weight on his job? Did he take the cops/doughnuts trope as truth?

How would they show off and look cute if they dressed appropriately for the chilly weather?! Priorities, please! Some of them *ahem Carlin and Katie* may, in fact, be too dumb to Google the weather.

What's with the stripe down the side of Gil the Grifter's pants? I've only ever seen that on military uniforms or sweatpants, neither of which he's wearing. Gil and Kelly always look like stuffed sausages.

Cue the attention-whoring and "seizures." I spy a nail appointment in the near future. Fill for one, please.

Too thin and that made it look cheap and poorly fitted.

They should both face away from the camera. Her dress looks cheap and ill-fitting from the front. I don't think I can edit the title. I put her name first because aren't women's names supposed to be first?

It was too good to pass up! Why am I not surprised that the ferret's favorite meal is Bigot Bird chicken sandwiches? 🙄

A space for snarking on Trace, Lydia, and her poor persecuted parents and their terribly oppressive native Germany. Thanks to @Salacious Kitty for the title! So what did her wedding dress look like?