Catfin

"Just be straight with us you overgrown ferret!" Gold. Pure gold.

This week is crap. Total crap. Input appreciated! 1. Dx'd with shingles, am on anti viral meds. How long until one feels better? 2. Slated for vacation to Playa del Carmen in two weeks. DD, myself, several friends and their moms are ticketed. They closed the US Consulate there for undisclosed security threats. There is no way I can take my kid there. WWYD? Freck.

How long before mama comes by to help? Glad I'm working from home today so I can check in on the forum.

Jessa's head has got to be ready to explode about now. What will happen tomorrow? A. Jilly muffin will post many pictures of her spawn B. Jesse will announce twin (?) pregnancy C. Derek will be hauled off in a straight jacket, never to be heard from again

Times like this make me wish for an HIPAA violation. Wrong of me, everyone is entitled to their medical privacy but they're such hypocrites.

Eh, it's another form of attention whoring for her. Why would she call attention to it something she didn't want noticed? Sure, she removed it, but ?trying to stay relevant and failing.

6-12 inches of snow here with rain, sleet and ice interspersed. Come on spring.

Vionic or Chaco flip flops are amazing. Never thought I'd pay $75 for a pair of flip flops, but I do. I have occasional plantar fasciitis, and these are "blessed" by the podiatrist.

You've met my brother-in-law?

I missed that window but got an intrathecal just before transition. Blessed relief.

Tia = Aunt in Spanish.

There is a fine line between eccentric and batshit crazy. I may write a book some day about our adventures. Subtlety is not her. She goes with fire engine red or terra coat for liner. It lasts and lasts. I need to find a picture I can crop.

I wish I were joking when I tell you this: my MIL has been known to use sharpie markers for lip liner. She is a wee bit eccentric.

Husband added a central vac 18 years ago. I'm not a fan, as there is no specific place to store the #%^*%#<> hose. I can see the stupid thing in my peripheral vision most of the time.

Perhaps the idiots didn't know the outside canister needs to be emptied occasionally.

Another dodged bullet!

Paging Human Resources. Paging Human Resources. Amazing how things are in the workplace now in terms of political stances and personal lives. Your experience would never fly.

My first was 8'9. Poor, poor Joy. Why are they so willing to risk their lives with quacks at home?

Wow. Freaks all around us.

I was hoping for a snow day but remembered grown ups don't have snow days. VPN got me online. Sigh. Just got done shoveling the driveway with the hubs and son. Only two inches, but ice underneath.

Those of us with mid-November birthdays know exactly what our parents were up to Valentines Day.

Stick with your Wacoal. Much better quality.

Ladies, ladies. No need to argue. You're both beautiful.

There goes my hope that Cross Church would tell Derp to get off their side.

That's what she said." ?