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I much prefer @Sofa Sloth's version.

Funny, I didn't miss you one bit!

Well, Snowflake has already spilled that she uses DevaCurl No-Poo. Trouble is, her hair looks greasy and unwashed, so she needs sudsy Poo for her oiliness. So does Kootie, for that matter. I'm on edge waiting for the pearls of wisdom Her Wokeness will impart. Yeah, sure! The snark should be gold tomorrow. That's what I enjoy, with all of you 🙂

I could not believe my eyes. The Costco in my area had people lined up around the building this morning, and I was not going to stand in a huge line like that, in the cold. The world has gone nuts. I shopped at my neighborhood Safeway, and there were no more customers there, than usual. No paper products or antibacterial stuff to be had, and no bags of potatoes. Those were the only empty shelves I noticed. Crazy times.

In Snowflake's case, it's called a cuterus. 😄 I didn't make that up, read it right here. Kudos to the maker-upper!

Once again, Snowflake flaunts her entitled self for all to see. Ugh.

What an asshole! This kind of crap makes my blood boil.

I hated to see another Brown girl exploited for ratings, drama, etc. Aurora shouldn't have been used for a storyline, just like Ysabel should not have been used. Shitty parenting, if you ask me.

Take a moment to breathE, Janelle. It's good that Savanah seems to participate in something other than watching her mother in the recliner, pretending to work out. Please detail your typical workout for your doubters.

Wouldn't it be nice if Jessa and Ben would stop at three? I think so.

Those eyebrows! I too wonder what the big dill is...yay if the cat shredded some ugly LLN.

I noticed Day-Un making the optical salute (push glasses up on one's nose by using one's middle finger.) I'd be surprised if King Sol knew what that meant, so who knows?

It's on OWN (Pacific Daylight Time) right now. They were on the Browns in the fifth season, IIRC. Meri said "I could be married to that" when she saw how well the Dargers organized things.

And yet these yahoos tell the viewers that the legal marriage thing means nothingk. Like hell it doesn't!

Double-dog-dare-ya, laurakaye!

I thought that they were reading in a store to avoid paying for the books, and wouldn't go to a library to read because they are special, and don't want to do what those boring monogamists do. Yeah, they'd be the type to buy a cup of coffee and take up space for hours.

A couple of observations: Day-Un's optical salute. Robyn's gray roots showingk. Robyn telling Kootie to take his shoes off in her house. Morphing into Meri more all the time. Too funny that Areola is still sleeping with her mother. When is Robyn going to find sexy time with Kootie? Does her pre-marriage Victoria's Secret stuff still fit her? The kids of Christine and Janelle claiming they love Flagstaff? Scripted and bullshit.

Dying here! "saggy sister-wives" LMAO!

I've noticed that Maddie also looks annoyed when the attention is NOT on her. Daddy Dearest all over again.

I'm on my own watching SW, too. Mr. Xword won't watch with me. It makes me appreciate the snark community here all the more! Yeah, maybe Utah's on Kootie's radar, if Day-Un finds a college there. Or when he graduates, but the show should be cancelled by then. 😈

I love this, MFM! Well, she didn't pray that the damn house wouldn't fall ON her!

But I'm betting it costs more. After all, isn't Meri's Z-list celebrity persona worth somethingk? I was hoping to type "No wire hangers, EVER!" until someone pointed out they were plastic. Every hotel I've stayed in for the last decade (at least) has had at least 6 hangers in a, you know, actual CLOSET. Business must be terrible. Meri wants Bonnie to earn her innkeeper's pay, if she even gets paid.

I could think of many things to buy for 5 grand, none of which would I pretend to be any kind of health coach. And I'm in a lot better shape than Janelle. Who knew there were diploma mills for "health coaches?" I didn't, but now that I do, it doesn't make me want to part with $45 for a bunch of bullshit.

Could be, I didn't think of that. It would serve Kootie right if all the other kids demanded a private college education like More-iah got. Oh, wait. Meri actually had to spend some of her money for that, didn't she? The 1/3 share she got from the get-go, even though Janelle and Christine had 6 kids apiece? Anyway. I'd still like to know if Ysabel had surgery, since Kootie was such an asshat about it. Meaning, he didn't want to pay for it.

Now that I'm back on the page, I can see them fine. Thanks Sandy! So Ysabel and Gwen are taking a US grand tour? I wonder who's payingk.