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THIS! Kootie was completely besotted by Robo, with her VS lingerie. She bewitched him, and from then on, the other wives truly did get "crumbs." That preview where Kootie says Robyn is getting "crumbs." GTFOOH. Total crap.

I'm inclined to believe that Little Kootie doesn't appear too often in Queenie's bed. With possibly two and probably one kid co-sleeping, how would he get any? Ugh, don't tell me that they do it anyway, with the kid(s) in the same bed.

Maddie should dial up her other mother Christine, and tell her thank you. Honestly, she makes being a mom sound like a total drag. I admit, I only had one child, but I felt extremely lucky to be a SAHM for over two years, all without social media. I wonder what these kids will think when they look back on their childhood, all documented.

Kootie thinks with the wrong head. His dick overrules any rational thought he may get in his pea-brain.

@laurakaye, brava! You channeled Snowflake to a tee!👏

Or dog poop. If Meri wasn't such a selfish bitch, I might dredge up sympathy for her. She burned bridges when she was HBIC, and to me, it looks like nobody would miss her if she "was up and gone," or whatever she said on that Alaska trip.

This X 1,000. She's a self-important dipshit.

Now all Miserable Meri needs to do is declare that "bras are dumb" and she can be as vapid as her stupid daughter. Bet that dumb shirt retails for $40. I won't give Meri a click and visit her website.

Well, that is her last name. Remember the brown dresses the wives wore at Robyn's weddingk?

I completely missed that. I thought Janelle only worked for the city or state, and I don't remember her having a side-gig. One would think! that if Meri only worked part-time, she should have been the one to do the pantry thingk. It looks like she's been an entitled slacker, at least while she was HBIC. No wonder Snowflake is the way she is.

They've only been married 5 years? Somehow it seems a lot longer.

It's no surprise that Snowflake thinks she is all that. And this is so true. Egocentric twits is a perfect description for this family "branch" of three. Entitled doesn't begin to describe them.

I remember my mother telling me as a child in the 60's that Mormons had a 2 year supply of food in their cellars or pantries. So I don't think it's a new thingk, and I assume they eat the longest-stored stuff first. How wasteful it would be if it went unused! I didn't notice Meri and Kootie "eye-fucking," as I think @suomi mentioned above. Now I'm tempted to watch it again and pay closer attention! Why does this subject (cults and specifically polygamists) fascinate me? It does make me thankful I wasn't born into one, that's for sure.

Of course, you don't. Lazy poser.

Believe it or not, at a store here in the NW (Bi-Mart) there's also a Prell conditioner. Mr. Xword doesn't do conditioner, just the shampoo. I have to admit I like the smell, but I'm a Tressemee gal, and I do use T conditioner as well. Maybe someone that's on SM should fill Mykelti in on Prell. It should strip that color she's trying to grow out.

Oh yeah. Didn't he say something like "they don't want to see another woman's face?" What an asshat. Blame the wimmin folk. "You can't always get what you want." credit to the Rolling Stones.

My only child is in her mid-30's and isn't going to have kids. I have a Grand-Dog and two Grand-Cats. While I sort of miss the idea of being Grandma, it's not my decision to make. Daughter is a career woman, her husband works, they like their life as is. Robyn is a lazy piece, and now that niece isn't there to dill with Areola's shitty diapers and all that, she wants her dear sister wives to do her work for her. Time for you to do your own child-rearing, with the kids you had with That Man you have made them with. Tough titty for you, Robo!

That reminds me of Adaleen on Big Love. She said she climbed over the backs of 5? timid women to run things and be first in Roman's eyes. Robyn has shot to the top of the heap, Hapsburg jaw and all.

I love your avatar! I'm oldbuthappy too 🙂

I have to agree, this season has been boring AF. I'll miss the snark, but not the show.

I didn't catch the "why" of the duh, either. Jackassery is what I noticed. This COL doesn't like to be condescended to, either. Since shotgun is taken, I'll ride in back by the window! You can. I hate to tell Mr. Xword that story since he uses it! Walmart usually has the cheapest price. I guess Mr. is lucky he hasn't gone bald!

I'm guessing here, but maybe Caleb is a football fan and kept these as a collectible. Mr. Xword still has a six-pack of Mash beer from the 70's. It's displayed on our playroom bar. Too bad we didn't buy Billy Beer from the 70's, too! It's nice that Axel looks happy here, and Maddie does too. That self-portrait definitely looks better than that creepy drawing Robyn had made, that replaced her first husband with Kootie.

Those look like clothes that would appeal to the younger set, a la the Krapdashians. Nope, definitely not for Meri! So now I'm confused...I thought Meri met BM (unfortunate initials, sorry) on a LuLaCrap cruise, but I recently read that she met him in a hotel and gifted him with a bottle of booze she won on said cruise? I admit, it doesn't take much to confuse this COL!

It looks like Sam dressed himself; don't his boots look like they're on the wrong feet? It's nice that Jill is passing something she liked down to her kids.

And Michelle & Logan probably won't reproduce, at least that was said at some point. Considering he had to raise his siblings to a good degree, I can't blame him. They can be the fun aunt and uncle to the other couples' kids, if they choose that.