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Looks to me like she's her daddy all over again.

@Mahamid Frauded Me, your Strife posts are always gold. I agree, Janelle is MUCH more likable than bitchy, selfish, Meri and Robyn. I do hate the way Janelle talks about Kootie like he's some awesome father, when it's so apparent that he sucks as a dad AND a husband.

Around Robo, Kootie's balls are afraid, and shrink to the size of peas.

...or jump out the window.

I know Kootie wouldn't give a flying fuck if anyone told him, but his disparate treatment of those four misguided women is abhorrent. Meri goes from "lover" to "I can't stand you." Janelle smooches his dirty ass, for all the good it does her. Worked for years and probably out-earned that weasel, and now lives in a shitty rental. Christine: calls him "wonderful man" and he's anythingk but wonderful. Ignored her for years, and only appears with her or her kids for a photo op. Robyn, the dark interloper, gets called "love," "my love," to the 🤮 degree. Kootie is totally whipped and buys her a million dollar house, amid all the BULLSHIT about her wanting a rental. Yeah, isn't polygamy the greatest? Greatest line of crap for a patriarchal man-child to use and abuse women he conned. He needs a dunce cap. Christine can get it embroidered for that gigantic pain in the ass she and Janelle have never been married to.

Oddly enough, I got my first Schwan's ad somewhere this morning, and it may have been here. I've never ordered from them before. I remember those little ice cream trucks coming up the street as recently as the 80's, when my daughter was young. Kootie as the Ice Cream Man? I didn't know! Is that what made Janelle warm for his form? Now I'm humming Van Halen's Ice Cream Man.

I bought an Elite Cuisine online a couple of years ago, before we had a kitchen remodel. It makes perfect and easy peel hard boiled eggs in minutes. I'd get an Instant Pot if I thought I'd use it a lot, but most kitchen gadgets I don't use often, or don't have room for. I cook pot roast on the stove in my Revere Ware pot that I've had since the 70's. Whatever works!

Jennifer Aniston got famous with a similar chin. At least little Truely doesn't have a Robo chin-from-hell. 😉 Now I wonder whether Christine will keep her baby bird around longer than the other girls that were pushed out of the nest. She all but gave Maddie her Ysabel for the keeping. Maddie would probably welcome a sister-mom for Axel Rose.

@ginger90, I am sure many of us (including snarky me) appreciate your keepingk us up to date on this CF fambly. Snowflake is so full of herself, it's sickening!

OT: My mother actually met Catherine Deneuve at a department store in the Seattle area years ago. I wish I spoke French, but since many words sound different than they are spelled, I'd mangle the pronunciation, for sure. Yes, @Joan of Argh, I wanted to slap that bitch Robyn at that panel discussion. It was bad enough when Christine was hiding in the loo, so she wouldn't cross paths with her aunt, but Robyn with that "do not make me a victim, sweetie" was so damn condescending. I can see why Maddie asked her other mom Christine to be there, but her saying that we lowly monogamists have no support people when we give birth was just ridiculous. Kootie almost didn't arrive at Truely's birth due to his getting his rocks off with Robyn. Sell it elsewhere, Christine, I ain't buying your bullshit!

I love you ladies! My daily dose of snark has never been disappointed on this forum. At least Christine dotes on Truely. Lord knows Kootie has never paid her the attention he's heaped on Day-Un, AuroraBreanna, King Sol, and Areola. Clusterfuck family. Truer words were never spoken.

They will never admit it, maybe even after their TLC gig ends. Kootie absolutely divides his time 4 ways equally, even though he hates Meri, and never gives Janelle and Christine any credit for keeping their farce family together so they can pretend everything is just dandy. HaHa! You didn't rilly think I was serious? Like our @Kyanight says, Robyn is the only wife that gets Kootie's presence these days. Squeaky wheel.

I love it that Kootie's getting called out for his shitty parenting. I wonder if he goes on blocking sprees like we know Meri and Precious Snowflake do?

Why does that robe with the ratty trim even pretend to go with a tee and jeans? Oh yeah, LLN rags. Poor, delusional Mykelti.

Mariah looks more like FT than she does anyone in her own family circus.

Kootie has a chin fetish, for sure. What, no Hobby Lobby-esque platitude posting from the Queen of Mean, Parowan's finest?

When you're right, you are right! Janelle always sticks up for Kootie. Remember Hawaii, when he acted like a petulant child about everythingk? Parking cars, eating pork, etc. etc. "Nobody asked my permission, so everyone can just piss off!" Not a direct quote, but close enough. Jerkweed.

Same with Mykelti, and she married Tony, who converted to Mormonism before they met. Since they (Mykelti/Tony) aren't on the show lately, maybe Mykelti has tried joining the LDS church again? No word on that. Robert Garrison always seemed, along with brother Gabe, to not buy into Kootie's bullshit, and to give him trouble more than the other boys did. Janelle of course always seemed to demand that they respect their sperm donor, even when Kootie acted like an asshat.

Reminds me of American Graffiti: "Is that piss yella or puke green?" Yeah, I could have done without the hairy leg and armpit pics. Just her smug snowflake face and greasy hair are turnoffs in themselves!

What? You don't love her favorite expression, "sittin' there?" And pronouncing everything without the "t" such as Day-Un, impor-unt, etc.? And her bothering God for somethingk as un-impor-unt as finding her a rental? (total bullshit!) Yes, Deirdra, a ghostwriter or several would be needed for transcribing Queenie's grammar and pronunciation. Robyn sucks.

Hopefully I've chosen the right forum to ask a question: on the previews this season, there is a dark-haired woman wearing glasses (I think) with an unbelievably huge abdomen. Has that episode aired yet?

Who can forget Axel Rose's birth, with Maddie screaming, "I CANNNNN'T?" That was truly awful. I'll watch this Sunday, since it's the last one, but I don't blame anyone for not wanting to see yet another birth, especially when Maddie is the mother again.

There's one of those in my area. I'd love to go someday. Crazy Cat Lady with one cat here. If Mr. X would go for it, I'd have one or two more. Lucy will lay wherever she's apt to get moved. She's gifted that way. 🙂 I'm betting there was no 'maybe' about it...Janelle ate every piece of squash on the pan.

And now Meri has a bottom tooth that is almost black. She must have a morbid fear of dentistry. Skinny filter definitely used on that photo. No way are those thighs Meri's. I've also remarked recently that Janelle must have a bad case of gingivitis. Great minds, Joan!

Ah, gee willikers. I was so lookingk forward to a Tell-Nothingk. 😛