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Perfect for goat whiskers Kootie. But of course, he's doing his sheltering at Robyn's palatial mansion. We don't have a young kid any more, but when we did, our yard never looked like that. I too am puzzled by the metal detectors. Buried treasure hunt?

I love old stuff, and most of my furniture other than the bed is used. But upholstered chairs and sofas need to be comfortable. Those chairs are stiff and unyielding, much like their owner. No thank you, please.

Love the Y-oming reminder! Remember when Kootie told Robyn that she was "too pretty to cook" whilst looking at their house early on in LV? Well, Robyn says she's "too pretty to spell." Who needs a brain when she's got a closet full of VS?

Now that I think of it, how fortunate it is that if SludgePudge stay together and have a baby, that it will have Sludge as a bio mom, since she'll be elected to be the pregnant one. The baby will have a better chance of not being a complete narcissistic #knowitall asshole.

Well, we can make book on one thingk: Robyn will NEVER allow King Sol to serve in the military. Remember when Robyn announced that Sol was coming? She even said that some of the teenagers weren't excited (why would they be, with double-digit siblings already?) and she specifically mentioned that Hunter wasn't happy enough for her. Yes, Janelle's boys, with Logan the exception, have all been disparaged on film. That's one reason I laughed my ass off on one of the RV trips they took, when Kootie got shit-splattered, and the boys were suspected of leaving a valve open or something of that sort. Asshat father. Logan had to shoulder a lot of raising the younger ones. Once Robyn entered the picture, HER kids were all-important, and she was all for that. Selfish witch.

Poor Snowflake, having a bad semester. Boo hoo. She'll never know or acknowledge how fucking utterly, and shamefully clueless she sounds with these posts. Never mind how awful her photos look (but who could help noticing?) 🤮

I've seen that, too, and was surprised Kootie wasn't in it. Robyn is the only wife that counts, apparently.

I was almost 29 when I had my one child. Mr. X and I got married young (18 and 23) but we waited over 10 years to procreate. In our pre-child years, we went to college, got degrees, both got job experience, bought a house, and were ready for a baby. Logan was the brother-dad to five younger kids, and Maddie apparently had no real clue as to what parenting would be like. I don't know whether Maddie & Caleb decided when to get pregnant, or if one or both were unplanned, but she seems ill-prepared to be a full-time mommy. It is sad she doesn't seem to appreciate the time she's investing in those kids.

MFM, I'm LOL'ing at your perfect hashtag! Bitchslap, YES! Pudge is a thoroughly shitty person, from top to bottom, inside & out.

What, no thumb ring? But drinking out of a Mason jar, well then, it's all good... That green monstrosity looks like hell. Another thingk she has in common with mother Janelle. They think if it's green, it's healthy, no matter how much sugar or fat is involved. Ew.

That's funny @Kyanight, to me she looks more like Robo...must be the brunette hair.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sludge aka Audrey can do better. Now I'm wondering if Sludge watched her future wife on TV before they met. I don't believe I've ever heard one way or the other. Just one of the questions for the Tell-Nothing that would never be asked, and apparently won't be. Will Kootie be able to persuade TLC into funding yet another weddingk? We'll see.

I agree. Unfortunately, many of Kootie's daughters have them too, it seems. Marrying the first guy that gives them a scrap of attention.

Ugly feet. Mariah's were likened to Fred Flintstone feet awhile back on this very forum. Meri's are ugly, too. So it figures that Pudge would follow suit. I have man-sized feet, but at least they look OK in sandals. I never go barefoot these days.

I suppose most of us 'shoulda' gotten married in junior high, if that's the sign! Asshole extraordinaire, that's Kootie. Robyn's mother telling her to 'get her scent out there' was 🤢. That was in the NY Times best-seller, too! UGH!

What a horrible picture. All that black shit around her eyes, and those ugly eyebrows, are nightmare-inducing. She has a Lizzie's shirt on, so is she rilly at Lizzie's with those rolls? Like anyone's going to want to stay there now.

I like book reviews, too. I usually read them on Amazon before I order an eBook. Now I'm headed over to Goodreads to see their reviews on a couple of books I'm considering buying. Thank you, Dakota!

If this hasn't already been posted, Amazon has the book Love Times Three, by the Darger family, for free if you have Kindle Unlimited. Becoming Sister Wives is still $12.99 on Kindle. I shame-on-me bought it when it first came out.

So much this! Two narcissistic parents spawned a huge selfish turd.

Yes, that was Judy Gold. I love that lady. The show seemed to get better with every episode this season, for me, anyway. Was last night the final episode?

He's a cold-hearted bastard. I doubt that her sucking up to Robyn made Kootie love Christine any more than he ever did. Kootie's THE poster child for fifty ways polygamy bites.

Just the thought of Kootie's greasy mop on an innocent pillow is gross. Well, since the one at Robyn's gets used, I hope it reeks to high heaven before her Royal Jawness cons one of her kids into washing it. I also fill very sorry for Mariah's pillow, with her unwashed head on the poor thingk. Why do I think Audge is the only one that washes anythingk at their place?

Homebody (approaching hermit status) here, and I get you, @Kyanight. I love you too <3. Never worry about cranky here.

I doubt even my 60+ year old skin has all the sun damage visible in Snowflake's selfie.

I love this post. Especially the 'build a human from scratch.'