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I CAN'T POST!!!!!!!

So...Ash's hair woke up like this?

Soooo....Ash's hair woke up like this????

Thank you @Suzn! I was doing something else so only listening and heard it like that. I rewound and replayed it al least 10x. Still sounded like a "t" to me. Of course I immediately thought of this forum.

Okay tell me it's just me. I can take it. But I swear she's singing, "Your heart is true. You're a pal and a conTidant." https://youtu.be/CFkHfju1YZI

I know right? She's kind of charming in those Wayfair ads. And it's a huuuge comeup for Wayfair.

S2 Giselle was my absolute favorite. So messy but funny as hell. This season was when I started actively disliking Ashley. I hate when people are superior off of someone else's come up. For some reason, I couldn't stand S1 Karen but started liking her S2. Yes she's pompous and fake haughty but she really loves that little hubby of hers (Black Bill Gates) and his mini-me, her daughter. And I don't know if we know this yet in the series, but she really reached out and tried to mentor the newbies. Once they paid their fealty of course.

Charisse was always my least favorite. I know that she was the only True RHOP since none of the rest of them actually lived in P. But dayum did she act like the gatekeeper making newbies "earn" entree. She was such a snobby killjoy that I couldn't even feel sorry for her crap ass sham marriage. I hope she was actually a much better person IRL than she displayed on the show b/c she sucked. Plus she can't rap.

Or a bad fitting wig! Maybe Taylor from MAFS is his wigologist.

And here

Even as a fake crying, bad song writing, celibate closeted bisexual "influencer" with giant boobs and spotty vocal fry going to see her "soulmate" on the other side of the world, Stephanie is boring AF

Why yes. Yes we do.

That's so cute that Ed thinks he's the reason they didn't have sex last night.

Brother Ash always makes him take his hoes to an Air BnB.

And nobody for Meghan to thank for the occasional solo clap or chastise for clapping for someone else's point.

I'm so irrationally excited. I've never won naming rights!!!!! 😁

@ridethemaverick @luvenan @Angeleyes @Ratatouille thank you all for the clarification. I am not in the Beehive and I don't follow any of these people on SM so I had no idea. I looked up the lyrics AND I went back and rewatched this scene. Her delivery was not nearly as clear as the lyrics and comes out as "Watch my ass to the next dick, boy." I'm sure I'm not the only person who didn't get the reference. She didn't say the part about "You ain't married to no average bitch, boy" until after that. Let me be super clear: I was in no way excusing Carlton at all. He was dead wrong in keeping his secret, picking a fight, lashing out, lying, calling her names and insulting her. He definitely needs counseling to come to a place of acceptance about who he really is as a black bisexual man who is a preacher's kid. As @DearEvette says, that's an extremely rough intersectionality to navigate. And he is clearly nowhere near confident doing so. Anyway, thank you for my schooling. I am very relieved that Diamond did not play into LGBTQ+ prejudices. So now I am confused about what she was supposed to be apologizing for.

Stephanie and Erika: Bi Buy Bye

Gigantic ring light and mega filters

They're all speechless after seeing the pretty little girl kiss the full size Ban Roll On.

He didn't say it was warm

Please somebody make Ash SHUT THE HELL UP!

And put on some contacts. And some makeup. And lose 75 pounds. And quit smoking. And raise that voice an octave. And get a better personality.

Yikes. I do that. But I have no couth. I don't don't officially hate you @Pepper Mostly. But if you make up a pizza song and fall in love with Austrailian Rainbow Bright I'll have to reconsider.