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They can't legally call this a "Tell All" when no one is telling anything, right? And the host seems more comfortable with long silences than follow-up questions. Can we sue for false advertising?

Thanks for that Chantel

Aww...don't wish that on the truth

Half-truth!

Ikr. Shaun keeps acting like she's waiting for the real host to show up.

Shaun Robinson suuuuuuuuuux

Producers fucking with us. Those two arguments were nowhere near in the same timeframe - both daylight but totally different clothes for both and hair/makeup for Elizabeth. Jamie's extremely mean and unrelenting attack in the first argument was hand waved as "I told her my parent's divorce was painful." Which he then took as a free license to attack her about her education and career. And so much was edited in the second argument that Elizabeth's responses came across as completely unrelated to what he was saying. It made her seem unhinged when really I think she's just nutballs and high strong. These two are an awful "match." Producers also fucking with the timelines with Keith's grandma's illness. There was an overdub when Keith said "I've only known her '2 weeks' and she's supporting me in this." Only reason to dub it, is it had been longer than 2 weeks. Which means the party also happened later. Why do that? ITA that Deonna and Greg's deep convos are happening off screen. They are clearly progressing. Easily my favorite couple. Whether you agree with Iris or Keith in Lemonadegate, there is no dispute that Keith is the coolest arguer on earth. A "situationship" is a more long-term version of a hookup in which one or more of the parties exhibits couple-like behavior, but they are never an official couple.

Maaaaaan I need to get me some blonde hair and blue eyes, stat. Asian and African men will cut my old lady toenails and rub my feet like it's their job.

Just like they didn't really seem that happy when they got engaged.

Jihoon's parents are so much nicer than Chiclet and Gaslit deserve.

For taking the vacuous chiclet-toothed babymaker Shannen Daugherty wannabe off the market? YES THANK YOU!

What in the Liberace hell is Devin wearing???? I know I'm too old now...

But it doesn't for Luke. It means "try harder." And it doesn't for this show. It means "more dramah."

It's the "we better redeem these bitches before the 16 people who watch this show get sick of them" episode. I'on know. I think I'll save my amazement for a hustler not on the Sugar Baby Express. I just... ...can NOT with y'all two! *DEAD. But first sent my Mama a screenshot of what she bet not let the mortician put on my dead head.*

He does. Its name is Karen.

Slowly...because...she's...an...idiot...trying...to...sound...intelligent...and...superior.

Shaun Robinson is a terrible host! Pao and Coltee are moving the conversation along better.

Ashley was trying so hard to muster up a tear

Me

Tired of Debbie's mouth and the fleshlight?

That's what was on the cue card damnit!

Why is Ericee's t-shirt on inside out? Who's the character on it? Super sleuths, don't let me down!

What the fuck was Debbie "gardening" in those rocks?

By weird you mean fake bad actor right?

Debbie's polyamory slipped out: "We want a divorce...err he wants a divorce!"