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I think that premature recap-ulation a couple of weeks ago broke our thread. We have lost so many of our live recappers. ☹ But if I get spoiled it's like I care.

It would be a spoiler if we answered, no matter what the answer! 😮 Awww...damnit. Ok. Guesses are welcome. 😏 I don't either. Seems so forced. But she keeps choosing him first even in group settings.

So Tyler and Jed are her top 2? No spoilers. Just asking.

I am not homophobic by any stretch of anyone's imagination. In fact, I consider myself Kinsey-scale-fluid. But if anyone ever talked about wanting to perform a sex act on my SO, they are most assuredly making it my business!

I love you guys. Lord knows I do. There is no greater weekly joy than the live snark you serve up every Sunday. But I will marry Coltee AND Jay before I'll watch that horror fest The Family Chantel.

Gizelle is a liar and a shitstirrer extraordinaire who can't pronounce the word "dilapidated." She brings the funny but she also brings ALL the bullshit. Candiace is a nosy ass busybody, but nobody deserves to be hit in the face with a purse. In public. By another woman. Who is her mother. A fucking therapist.

Ashley: I wish I could have been smarter. America: We do too, honey.

Does Coltee really think anyone but Debbie is buying his "woe is me" act?

Chantel sneers exactly like Mother Chantel.

Right. But we don't even know if that's what Libby wants. She keeps talking about what Andrei wants and what her Mom wants but not what she wants herself.

But what do YOU want to do Libby? Who do YOU want in the delivery room?

But then just when you start to feel for Jay his dumb ass says, "I'll just go marry another chick and stay in America." Fuckboi

What a lying ass liar! The police didn't say they couldn't get in touch with immigration. And there is NO grounds to deprt him. Twit.

Baby Replacement really is cute

Did Ashley call the cops when she got in a fight with her ex? Did Coltee when he fought with Debbie? Or do they just save that particular threat for the poor brown people they import for sex?

Ashley and Destiny do realize cheating is not an arrestable offense right?

Aw man...I feel bad for Jay.

But worse because May. Nicole and TLC are abusing this child in front of our eyes.

Too bad Chantel and Obed can't fight. Cos Nicole and that wanna-be-homewrecker need ass whooping.

Why is that ho there EVERY TIME???????

I love Andrrrrrrrrrrrei's Dad!!!!!

Out of what? That sad tiny stack of $20s he was flipping through for her bail?

I hatee Coltee for this BS

Jay and Larissa need the Uber app stat

Yeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!