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I just watched the Couples Couch episode and nearly died watching Ashley and Anthony. They took a drink every time someone said the L word. They must have gone through three bottles of wine! Hope somebody was clear headed enough in case the baby woke up.

Thanks! How in the hell did he even get on this show?? I can't help but wonder if that scene with Vanya and her girlfriends was something production had a hand in to make sure she wouldn't stay in the same room with him for her safety - or to cover their own asses.

Darcy, please put those "girls" away. I have seen more of her tits than I've seen of my own. And they are stuffed into her two sizes too small tops so much that they are practically touching her chin. Enough said about the facial disasters. And I was appalled at Stacy's appearance. I used to think that she was the - relatively speaking - more attractive of the two, but that ship has sailed. Maybe she is myopic which would explain the makeup choices and maybe those hideous glasses are prescription. And that red lipstick smeared all over Darcy's puss reminded me of that horrific video of Anna Nicole Smith in the clown face. Gotta admit that I laughed when Ed was asked about the e-cigarettes at security and said that smoking stunts your growth. Yolanda and Avery are pathetic. Lisa is just so unbelievably awful and delusional. She is definitely looking well worn and she must think she is sexy wearing that business in the back, party in the front outfit that we have to keep seeing her in. Every one of her friends has tried to talk some sense into her and she is still banging on about the song Usban "sung" her. Sounds like Geoffrey has a closet full of skeletons. Will have to check what is out there.

Would love this! Jesus, there was a lot of shit going down at that restaurant. You'd think that was the only eating establishment in Boston. I am annoyed to death with Gary and Maggie. I have no love for her and can't stand him when he's in her orbit. Nice to see D mothering for a change. I don't know what to think about where the Eve storyline is going. Hope that neither she nor the baby are harmed by babydaddy. Don't care about Dakota. I hope that this is nothing more than Eddie mentoring her.

Yep, she's the mayor of Crazy Town. I think Carl is the most attractive guy of this bunch but I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. The two of them have more issues than Readers Digest. Looks like the honeymoon is over for Kyle and Amanda. Their incompatibility is really showing. Totally. Also I am tired of Paige and her pining over her phantom boyfriend and her cheesy Forever 21 outfit fashion shots. Luke - I don't find him attractive and he's trying too hard... Maybe he and Jules should hook up.

I'd like to know who finds Zach hot? That looked like boxed Kraft Dinner - chemicals and carbs. I was shocked to see that coming from a self professed "foodie". And probably the worst meal a diabetic could eat.

All of this, and as for the bolded, phew - I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I don't like Mandy's singing. There - I said it.

I didn't mind the infant being on the trip - definitely better than a toddler, but what bothered me more than anything was the parent carrying the baby onto the boat on that skinny ramp. She had her hands full so couldn't hold onto the skimpy rail and what if she tripped? Wouldn't it have been safer to have the baby in a carrier? I am very noise sensitive so don't blame Adam for being pissed about being woken up by Parker. Sounded like he was unintentionally banging around, and that could have been avoided. I am not impressed with Jenna or her chief stew skills at all and she shouldn't be shit talking about the other stews to Adam. I also think Paget is a crappy bosun and his girlfriend should not be working for him. She has no respect for his authority. I think that might be why he is treating Parker more harshly than he deserves.

Funny, I find Mauricio less attractive because his wife is Kyle. I don't have any great affection for Jackie, but compared to the rest of the women on RHNJ I think she is okay. I also like Bill but.......wife....... I always thought that Simon was a really good looking guy as well and feel terrible for him right now.

To quote a friend of mine: "That's what makes a market". Maybe should have said that was my opinion. And for my taste, Evan has the rest of them beat, and also seems to be a stand up guy. The others above are okay, and I don't care if Kyle hears me or not 😛

I record everything. And to top it off, I live on the west coast and only watch east coast feed channels so nearly everything I want to watch is three hours earlier for me and ready to go when I am home from work.

Brandon and Zach are both full of shite. I laughed and laughed when the Jenga pile collapsed - he would have never been able to reach the top of it without a step stool anyway. I also LOVE how much his dog is all over Mindy. That's the only physical contact she's gonna get from this relationship. Lassie humping Brandon was hilarious, and he was good humoured about it. Maybe, but she is on too much and is loving that camera. And her slamming of Zach for spelling his name CORRECTLY did me in. I thought it was interesting that he said to his friends that he has a lot of patience, and she does not. Didn't she claim to be very patient in her wedding intro? Yeah, that's good for T1D. Pretty sure last season was 90 minutes, but I haven't bothered to look it up. And she was dead wrong. Not only is she immature, but I think she also has SSS (Special Snowflake Syndrome). Derek should cut out the bathroom TMI. This is something that frat bros might find terribly amusing, but this is the one thing that I actually agree with Katie on - he is lacking game. Aside from never being in love, I wonder if he has ever had a long term girlfriend. I doubt if any of them would be impressed with this kind of stuff. But, I still like him way better than her.

I was just coming here to say exactly that. I think that not only the date but the entire relationship is fake and was concocted to give them screen time and a "story". Pure fiction in my opinion.

I laughed out loud during the boys fishing trip. Nice to see Tony the Turk loosen up. They looked like pallbearer bringing him back up to the house. I also laughed at Jennifer's Fred Flintstone comment. I both love and loathe her. She comes up with some great zingers, but she is a little too much of an attention seeker. Evan is the hottest husband in the entire HW franchise. Welp, I was going to say that I don't believe a word that comes out of Danielle's mouth, and then the screen showed Teresa egging her on. Oops.

Count me out if this happens. I am sick to death of her.

That was my thought, but I am not sure if Peter is bright enough or compassionate enough to spare Kelsey.

FIFY. I personally don't think it's far out at all.

All of this. You know, I think I understand where Mike is coming from in terms of his views on religion. He said last night that he believes that there is life out there on other planets besides earth, and that he believes in a higher power. So he is not an atheist, but an agnostic. He doesn’t necessarily believe that ET is going to land on his property in Sequim any time soon. But he does not articulate this very well, and Nat doesn’t let him finish a sentence. She may as well have cotton balls in her ears and I don’t think she would get it or accept it even if she heard what he was trying to say. He just looks so beaten down and bewildered. These two need to pull the plug on this relationship. I hope he has some friends at home that can talk some sense into him.

Agree. There may be more to this and am not sure that Mike is a choirboy, but Natalie wants him to change his fundamental beliefs and she does not seem to be flexible at all. If this is that important to her, she should cut her losses and find somebody who shares her faith. I am not even sure that a belief in God would be enough for her. Bottom line is she doesn't trust him - and she's bonkers. I lost count of the times I told Tanya to STFU tonight. She just couldn't keep her yap shut, and she's full of it. I think Grangela missed her calling as an evangelist. She was relishing that performance. I feel kind of bad for Jasmin. I think she is an extreme introvert and that makes her socially awkward. If she was a drinker, she might loosen up. I think being Finnish is just a lame excuse. And as a non-drinking introvert myself, i can understand her discomfort, but she really should make some small effort. I thought it was telling that she said she would be willing to hang out with the friends during the day. And maybe she doesn't drink for a reason.

Well that was relatively boring. A few things worthy of snark. I actually liked what Max said about the couples learning each other's cultures and languages, but don't think those kids belonged there. Tania is still an utter asshole and a total flake, but she did look clean and presentable. I don't see this marriage lasting. I would listen to Sasha 's nutrition advice long before his sister in law's. She looks like she should heed it as well. But he should find himself some shirts that fit. I think that Shaun might finally be getting the hang of this gig. She fired off a couple of pretty good questions along with her frequent customary "wow". I still am bothered by and question the authenticity of the Anna and Morsel situation, and really do not believe it went down the way we were shown. And he desperately needs to get himself enrolled in an ESL class. Maybe David Poor has room in his class if he is still teaching it. I too am liking NAnny more every time I see her. Could have done without Grandma Porn though. Angela looked the best I've ever seen her. Lipstick on a pig, and all. Those makeup folks had their work cut out for them.

And she was as big as one. "I'm doing the best I cannn" Bon appetit! It's abusive! I do not know how I missed this - will now have to watch the extended tonight.

I honestly don't think there's any danger that this will happen - he won't touch her with a ten foot barge pole.

@Yeah No, if they all STFU, this would be a half hour show! We all could get back to more enjoyable things for the time this would save us 😁 And thanks for bringing up the fake gun. I was horrified by that also.

I don't mind couples couch either, but I have a really hard time understanding Jephte and have to rewind a couple of times. Bobby is very funny. So I agree that it is more than Zach not being attracted to Mindy – I think he is actually repulsed and can’t force himself to try to form an attraction. But he had the perfect opportunity to express this to Cal and he still lied and said he wanted it to work. I have felt that way about people in the past and there is nothing that can change that feeling, and even though they may not be ogres, I think chemistry is a very powerful thing and there’s more to it than looks. Just to be clear, I still think he is an inarticulate, vain, shallow twit. I really don’t see a big comparison between him and Luke. First of all, at least Zach is not having sex with Mindy. I think Matt and Luke are more similar douchebags. Katie is incredibly immature, which is what some of the ‘experts’ were concerned about – I think it was Pepper who convinced them that she was mature enough. She just went off about still being attracted to the ex to get back at Derek for being honest about his feelings. I predicted this infatuation would wear off, but it could still grow into something deeper if they were willing to work on it. And I wonder how much relationship experience Derek has – we certainly know that he’s never been in love… I really don’t think they have that much in common, though. Meka sounds like she would be a very hard person to live with. And something is not right with Michael and why he just can't say what he actually said or at least what he meant to say. Meka is never going to let this go. It is becoming clearer that Brandon has a substance abuse issue, as well as emotional ones. Maybe he is self medicating for his anxiety and/or depression. Not uncommon. Regardless, his behaviour is dickish and abusive.

Yes! That's exactly what it is - can you imagine if he had a tiny mustache?? I believe he said that there were 3 girls named Casey in his grade or class at school. This is really the only reason I am watching this crap - I can't quit you guys!