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But she OWNS it, honey!!! It sure isn't the word that I ever used. She was a horrible fit in every way for the BH franchise. Same with Taylor.

I have no idea why Kyle was so invested in what time Dorit showed up. In the recap of last week, it clearly showed her telling Teddy that she wouldn't be there before 1:00, and Teddy didn't give a damn. And for Kyle to carry on about it the whole episode was just too much. I think she was drunk at the dinner and she seems a mess. I don't think that i will be able to deal with her histrionics this whole season.And Mo seems to be baked all the live long day. Weird dynamic there. Same place PK is? I think PK will be keeping a low profile due to thèir sketchy financial situation - no loss there. Harry wants nothing to do with any of this crap. I really enjoyed Garcelle. She is so down to earth and seems to be raising some good kids. Glad Sutton reined it in and hope she keeps that up. Rinna has the worst case of dehydration ever. It is disgusting how she is airing her daughter's issues.

Ff through the first half hour of those insuffersble twins and Chantal and that bunch. Basically just a lot of tits and twits. Caesar is a great big liar living in a dream world. I do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth. His Facebook date sounds high as a kite.i wonder what her profession is...pretty sure she's not a pastry chef. Little Alex is cute and it is good that Steven and Olga have him for birth control. The last thing they need is another kid. Other than that I think this show is a complete waste of time. And has a pimp.

I wonder if she pulled the letter out of the trash and taped it back together. The only way it would be worth watching is if Kevin Frasier hosted, and that would not happen. With Shaun, we'd get two hours of "Wow". Sing It! I have always hated them and it seems that most of the people who wear the are the ones who shouldn't. They flatter very few body types.

Lots of delusions to unpack here. Ed is a selfish, delusional jackass. He thinks he is a knight in shining armour that has come in to sweep poor Rose off her feet and that she will accept any scraps he throws at her. I love the way she is throwing it back at him and hope she tells him to go to hell. Ash is a delusional idiot. I really can't imagine what Avery could have ever seen in him. It is enjoyable to see how flustered he is now that his bubble has burst, but I think he actually believes the bullshit he has been spewing and now he's screwed. Time to find a new line of work. Yolanda. I honestly can't believe her delusions about the authenticity of Weeyams. Same for David and Lana. I doubt if between them, there is a functional brain, but they should pair up and save the rest of the world from their dumb asses. Why are we still being subjected to Darcy and Tom? I couldn't care less about him and his Toronto gf, who looks to me like she is getting makeup tips from a drag queen. I guess I should be grateful that at least Darcy covered up her ginormous chest. It's the little things..... I just can't with Lisa. Aside from being a delusional, rude,odious hag, I hate the way she talks in that clipped tone with her words all running together. Stephanie. If I close my eyes whenever she talks all I see is Josh Flagg from MDL Los Angeles. They both have that nasally vocal fry. Her name escapes me, but I did enjoy the dinner with Rainbow Unicorn's parents. And finally Geoffrey and Varya. Please, TLC spare us any more of those tittoo scenes. If I wasn't aware of all his backstory, I would think these two are kind of cute together. But she definitely does not deserve what he has to offer.

Oh Lord, please don't put this out in the universe....

Oh I missed the announcement - probably not the only thing I missed. Finding it a slog to get through this show as I find them all unlikable and unrelatable, with the exception of Erika, at least this week lol.

It was NOT a pedestrian dinner party either. Sutton was rude to make a scene about it, but Kyle, if she was a gracious hostess should have put some thought into the seating to make sure everyone was comfortable. She put more thought into the candles. This was my idea of a formal dinner party as well. And maybe because I come from a family where name cards is pretty normal, even for larger family gatherings. Although this may be because of all the left handers and to make sure nobody sits beside someone they might want to kill... 😃

Aside from the hair debacle, I actually enjoyed this episode. Molly and her partner are doing service by making those masks and still trying to keep their business afloat. It was nice to see some of the others that haven't been shoved down our throats the last several months. Far better than last week. Baby David is still a big bruiser, but a cutie. Sasha is doing household chores, and Emily doesn't seem to be taking too much crap from him. Matt and Alla are doing well. Jorge? Meh. Looks like we are back to another bunch of assholes next week. The list of people I never want to see again is getting longer. For starters, Coltee, Debbie, Darcey, Stacey and that whole family Chantal can GTFO.

These show runners are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks at this point. I am sick of all of these people, but they are lucky famewhores and making a buck.

I'm so sorry for your loss. ❤

I am in Canada and was at the ER with my mother a few months ago. I could not believe the Dr. we had. She was covered in tatoos and had blue hair. Nice and capable, but never would have guessed her profession if I saw her on the street. All this discussion about the Australian version - is it going to be on Lifetime?

Absolutely, he is the best! And he can replace Cohen on Bravo, too.

This. All day long. LVP has become completely insufferable. I hate all the newbies. That lizard funeral put me right over the edge with this show. And Scheana is the most pitiful creature ever.

Me too. And another thing that I NEVER want to hear about again is Whit not wearing underwear.

And that is why he should not be on this show at all.

I think he displays some signs of substance abuse, but can assure you that if a person I had just met the day before - or anybody for that matter, was videoing me while sleeping, I would have been livid. To me, this is an absolute violation of privacy and personal space. I am a very private and introverted person and I think that Brandon is as well, hence a lot of his discomfort/disgust with her constant need to broadcast everything on SM. He just does not belong on the show, period.

This. I think they are equally to blame for this failure. I know that this is first and foremost a TV show, but I am so sick of the "experts" (ahem, Cal) insisting that this marriage can work. It is hopeless, as are three others of the 5. I agree with everyone here about sociopath/gaslighter Zach. IF this has anything to do with Mindy and a speculated eating disorder, he is a complete POS. Never mind - he is one regardless. Katie just bugs me to no end. I can't think of one thing she could do to redeem herself in my eyes. Poor Derek is trying hard and I think his main drawback is his lack of relationship experience.

And maybe Lala can support him if he loses all his $ at the poker tables... A steady diet of booze and beer cheese - that'll pack on the pounds. So sorry 😞 don't you hate it when someone steals/ ruins your fave saying? You mean black bottom - what was that? I rewound twice to figure it out and was no further ahead....

Or God forbid, Hannah B.

Well well well. My esteem for Hannah Ann just grew 10 sizes. She has matured from this experience and dodged a cannon ball. And best of all, she articulated her feelings very clearly. I don't even care if she was reading off of cue cards. That was quite the scowl Peter's mama had going on. She is just pissed that she didn't get her way. Having said that, I predict this relationship is going to tank. It was excruciating listening to the dialogue between Pete and Maddy. I hope that somebody can donate a thesaurus to her, as there are lots of other wonderful words in the English language besides 'like' and 'literally'. Peter needs to move out of his parents house and grow the fuck up. He is perfect material for BIP or maybe LineDWTS. My recording cut off Clare's segment so hope there wasn't much to miss, but can honestly say that I am looking forward to seeing how things turn out for her and hope there are at least a few decent guys for her to choose from.

Exactly. I think she is looking for a "win". They are both incredibly immature, and not surprising considering that they are very young. I really hope that the showrunners have learned something from these last couple of seasons of Bachelor and Bachelorette. There should not be a single person under the age of 25 represented on here if they are actually serious about a successful match. Oh, who am I kidding - they couldn't care less about that. Because his BSC Mama scared her off. He is such a spineless dick. He is surely being easily manipulated by production as well, as he now is saying that he is in love with two women. SMH.

I have adored Mary Kay Place since her Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman days. She does have a kind of flat intonation. Damn, that makes me old. I enjoyed the first hour as there was very little Michelle, but I don't mind this story now that it's actually going somewhere. I think that Liv is very pretty, but bangs were a very bad choice and don't suit her at all. Maybe this is deliberate to make her look more "professional".

With the wonky timeline, I was wondering if they all were arranged to be delivered on April 1st. April Fools, everybody!! Seriously though, I hated how this made Alex look like such a horrible dick.

Me too! This was the most compelling moment in the episode for me. And wondering if they had furnished the place yet. Yeah, they are sure setting it up. I was mostly nodding off during the show, but did catch someone say that Beau just fit right in from day one, or something. And I do think that Beau does fit and seems to have calmed the beast down a bit. I wouldn't be shocked if they even got their own mini-show like Porsha from RHOA. There would have to be absolutely nothing else on for me to watch something like that. To me, the one that doesn't fit is the dehydrated Raquel. No matter how hard she tries, she sticks out like a big dumb sore thumb.