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Agree! I had to mute Madison last night. I actually meant all of them except Kelsey, but Madison is the worst!

And I will be deleting this show from my PVR if that happens. I can't stand to even look at her. Actually I wouldn't watch any of the remaining ones, except maybe Kelsey. I just can't with all the horrible literally, like, like, literally, like like like...... I agree. None of them are wife material, especially Madison and Hannah Ann. They are just too young - maybe in three or four years. Kelly to me was just smug and condescending. She may think she's smart, but she sure doesn't sound like she is from the way she mangles English, which I am assuming is her mother tongue.

Yes. She is just so abrasive. She could use a few lessons at charm school, or anger management. I am very glad this season is over. There was enough toxic sludge behaviour on here to pollute the entire ocean.

I agree, and sadly, this has become one of the most over-used words in the English language today. I hated Kate's dress - she really needs a stylist and to lay off the fillers that give her a speech impediment. Sounded to me like Andy alluded to her heading over to RHNY. That should be interesting.... Speaking of Andy, he was an over the top extra dick tonight. I really want to like Rhylee, but she needs to dial it down about ten notches and stop inserting herself in everyone else's issues. She is just so damn crass. She looked nice, though. Courtney handled herself very well - the complete opposite of Simone, who still just.does.not. get. it.

Now that's funny!

I think he did express both of these things - albeit in his circuitous garbled way. My husband didn't wear his after about a week and occasionally when getting dressed up. Didn't bother me at all. Neither my brother nor BIL have worn theirs since the weddings! I think this is a real possibility. That used to happen to me before I got sober, and I remember being shocked that my panic attacks went away after I detoxed. All of my white east coast friends say 'aunt' rhyming with 'flaunt'.

Can't believe I'm saying this - I find Kristen the least annoying, and a few years ago, thought she was completely certifiable.

I started out tonight liking Tammy's refreshing honesty. Then she completely lost her mind and I am done with her. Mykenna, you are a cute young girl and definitely the most natural looking, but for the love of humanity, please stop crying and put your damn tongue back in your mouth and leave it there. Kelsey is a manipulative basket case, plain and simple. She can stop the histrionics any time as well. I can't stop looking at her nose and wondering how she can breathe out of those teeny nostrils. As had been mentioned, Sydney has the worst vocal fry. Maybe she can go hook up with Blake at Stagecoach. I don't know about Kelly. She seems too chill. I thought somebody with a law degree would be able to speak proper English, but sadly not. I ff'd through the Cosmo stuff but I think that Victoria F. Is the least attractive of all the girls. She has a real case of RBF. Was she the one that won for sucking face with Pete? Somebody last week noted the similarity between Unreal and this show. I think they have started using the actual playbook from that show, except there is no humour in this.

Yes. This was a really strange episode. Have we ever seen anyone on this show that was this full of shit? I am pretty darn sure that Dr Now must give them a food plan along with the calorie restriction. I have heard him tell all other poundticipants to stick to low carb high protein foods. These people obviously have no clue what a healthy diet consists of and I was astounded at the nutritionist’s advice. Fat free mayo and sour cream?? Those things are full of additives and sugar! This fat free BS promoted by the food industry has been debunked at least ten years ago, and nutritionists should know this. That trip to the grocery store was a real head shaker – one teeny bag of baby carrots, one stalk of broccoli and two green peppers??? How exhausting that must have been – no wonder she crashed the scooter cart. And if she never left her house, how in hell would she know what a normal weight person looks like? She is surrounded by obesity, and can’t imagine she’d be successful in this environment. I was actually shocked that she only weighed in at just over 600. And Beth must have some real issues if she chooses to live with this bunch. Another thing that annoyed me more than it should have…that stupid, hideous, useless purple ceramic elephant. Why the hell wouldn’t they make a plate or a dish so at least it would be one less piece of styrofoam/plastic/paper take out crap to clutter the landfill. I know, too lazy to wash dishes…oy.

Yep, you heard what I heard. Of all the annoying people on this show, nobody can top Scheana for me. I can't get to the mute button fast enough every time she opens her mouth. Everything that comes out of it is excruciatingly vapid and her voice makes my ears bleed. I find her so awful that I would actually prefer to watch the British wanker instead of her.

Sounds like something a hard core alcoholic would have.

We recently were at a resort in Mexico that gave us wristbands. They were waterproof and had a plastic thingie on them that acts as your room key. Super handy - just tap your wrist on your door, and voila! While Zach is as shallow as a puddle, I could kind of see where he was going in terms of trying to do things together that would put them at ease with each other and help develop a level of comfort that they would be able to talk about more personal stuff, and maybe attraction will grow. I know – giving him huge benefit of the doubt here… Instead, Mindy’s approach was basically just asking him to throw her a bone (not that kind of bone) and hounding him with questions about where they are in this marriage. He was not really articulating very well what I think he meant, and she was definitely not getting it. I would have been just as pissed as Brandon if someone was filming me sleeping/snoring. I don’t believe he had a panic attack, unless his anger brought one on. His reaction was over the top. And while it is difficult to deal with the silent treatment, Taylor was making his withdrawal worse by continually trying to do things to for him throughout the day – although there’s no doubt she meant well. I don’t think they are at all compatible – too immature and too different personalities. I don’t know what to think about Meka/Michael. I think she is very uptight and not very flexible. He is not being truthful about what he said to upset her, but I am not 100% sure that he said verbatim what she interpreted. And since it was off camera, we will never know. I still love the adorkable Jessica and Austin, and really hope that they make it. Katie and Derek are in deep infatuation – will see how long this stage lasts.

His hair game is a big fail. Looks like a cheap toupee that is put on lopsided. How about that tomato and Wonder Bread sandwich on a paper plate? Speaking of, why do the people on these shows always seem to use disposable dishes and plastic cutlery in their own homes???

FIFY

Like, I literally cannot stand to listen to this butchering of the English language. These are literally like the most vapid girls in like the whole entire world. I am outta here before my brain literally shrinks. Let's cheers to that!

All of this! Especially the part about Anna and Murcel. I have been saying since day 2 that this is as real as Jasmin's face. Yep, fake fake fake. Tania and her mother look to me like they belong on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. And Syngin needs to listen to his friend who is the only voice of reason on this show.

Yes, it is, and thanks - I knew it was something exotic!

I was very surprised that Dr Now didn't send him for therapy, but I don't think a session or two with Lola or that little guy whose name escapes me would even make a dent in his issues. I wonder if something was done off camera - I think a combination of therapy and medication would be beneficial for him. I also think that the girlfriend being gone is better for him. She was a codependent enabler, and wouldn't actually be surprised if part of the reason she left was because they couldn't gorge on junk all day long.

She's a child. I rewound, and Hannah Ann actually did call champagnegate a finasco. Smdh.

You got it all right! Except Buddy applied foot cream to her hooves.

He is short! That hair adds a good couple of inches to him. I can't remember how much difference there was in Mindy's and Jessica's height in the washroom, but we know Jessica is about 5"11. Figure skaters are generally petite, so that's another possible indication.

Yes, and I thought he handled it well. You can tell he has some sales experience. I wasn't impressed either. That would have been an instant major point deduction from me. Kate's bridesmaid was a total trash bag. I felt really bad for Derek having to sit through that. I am not sure about Zach. He seems very polished and I wouldn't be surprised if his motivation is exposure. Meka seems very tightly wound, to put it mildly.

It would be interesting to see if the ratings plummet. I personally never want to see or hear her or anything about her ever again. She was plastered all over the People and Us rags last week nearly every damn day. It's oversaturation and nauseating. Substance abuse. Oh dear God help us. Hannah Ann has that super annoyinggk speech habit that her namesake has.

Yes! They look like claymation siblings.

Part 1 of my observations from tonight. Grangela and Mykul. Don't care - wish they would be gone. Mike and Nat. Does she have a mouthful of cotton? Michael and Juliana. Unless she was morbidly obese or gave birth, there is no way in hell she lost 22 lbs in 2 weeks. Now I don't know what to believe from her. It sure was generous of her betrothed to get her a bicycle <sarcasm> unless she is not licensed to drive in the US. Anna and Morsel. Still not buying any of this vomit inducing bullshit. Blake and Jasmine. These two have zero chemistry or communication. Still can't figure out why she isn't staying with her bff sister. Tania and Syngin. For chrissake you can cut an apple, you dumb cow. No words for the armpit smelling. She is just disgusting. See above for part deux.