Haute Messe

Maybe he got pulled or tapped out on Day 99. That would hurt.

I am enjoying watching the aftershow and seeing some of the uncut scenes. Roland once again looked extremely pissed and his body language with his arms crossed said more than his actual words. Wonder what this could mean?

That would not surprise me. This shows she is a total hypocrite - she probably thinks it is cool. I know what the meaning of that term is, don't know how it started, but I find it highly offensive and wish people would stop using it. She should act her age - it is neither cool nor clever. My name is not Karen, but I have a few kind and lovely friends with that name and I am insulted on their behalf.

I am finding this a real slog to watch because I couldn’t care less about any of these folks and they are all well past their expiry date for this franchise. But I do love to snark, so here we are again. Synjin and Tania – He looked so much better with short hair – like a different person. He also looked happy. And I would go back to drinking if I had to live with that shrew. Taking that wheelchair out on the rink was beyond ridiculous. Something weird about this Pole and Karine situation. They are all packed, and have nothing planned for when they land in the US?? Did he just assume that they could stay with his parents and waited until the day before they leave to spring this on his mother? Probably. And Karine is looking very rough – at least 15 years older than her stated age. Baby Pierre is cute though. Who knew that the Tampa Bay La Leche League meets in someone’s back yard pool? This whole thing is fake, fake, fake. The coven definitely wants a spin off and I won’t be watching if that happens. I actually kinda feel sorry for Andrrrei except he looks like he is stifling laughter half the time. But they will likely get a free trip to Moldova out of this, and not on Daddy's dime. I don’t know if Asuelu is intellectually challenged, but he is very very naïve and….simple. This is probably the most adulting Kalani has ever had to do in her life and hasn’t got much choice with two babies. I can’t recall if she works, but she doesn’t have it as rough as she thinks if she is living with her parents who are also built-in babysitters, and presumably cooks and cleaners to boot. I think she would just prefer to be bone idle and flash her enormous mammaries. Colt, please disappear and take your mother and Brazilian paramours with you. Please. Angela, please stop bullying your daughter about giving you her aigs, and about travelling to Nigeria just so she can witness a marriage she doesn’t support. Stay tuned for more drama laced TLC sponsored trips.

That was the line of the night for me. "She is 40% excited, and 70% not really."

It can be a very alarming sign if she went two years without one as she said, and then had one out of the blue. Happened to me and my Dr sent me to an OB/GYN immediately. She sent me for ultrasound, and later did a D&C and hysteroscopy to rule it out. No cancer, but not considered normal at all. No words for Coltee and Debbie. I never want to see him grooming or bathing ever again. Or hear about him getting laid ughh. And then there is Larissa. Sure, she came to the United States of America for the right reasons - to morph into a Kartrashian famewhore. I am so very glad that she has an "expert" friend that has been engaged 13 times to give her romantic advice, since her ex bf Eric is as gay as the fourth of July. I am sure that she and those women friends are all employed as escorts. How else would Larissa be able to afford all that work. Those blown up lips look ridiculous. Kalani and Asuelu should be bloody grateful that her parents are living with them to pay the bills and help with the babies. She seems lazy and he is just a lazy overgrown kid. Papa Low is making all kinds of sense. Grangela sure is lucky to have this gig to be able to afford to move into a bigger house for her brood, and I imagine her other daughter is going to be living with them when she gets out of prison, since her kids are there. Angela having a period must have wiped out her last aig, so she won't have nuthin' to tote. And it is just amazing all the shit she can stuff in her bosom. Did she say her mom has pneumonia, and she STILL smokes in the house??? Andrrrei gets more and more obnoxious every season. And why is it that the longer he is in the US, the more he sounds like Borat? His sense of entitlement is mind boggling.

I would bet money that John dumped her. He has likely been bearing the brunt of her crap for years and finally had enough. She probably thought he was just so lucky to have someone in her league and never even considered that he would bail. And that is why she is not saying much about it. Before their breakup was brought up on the show, she did make a point of saying that their lifestyles differ and that he wants to go out more often than she does. I am sure he wanted to go out to get the hell away from her. I can't say that I miss Bethenny, but she certainly would have had the balls to called Dorinda out on her abhorrent behaviour.

Ahh, I wasn't aware of that. Will try to be nicer if I ever watch this again.

Haha, fan favourite is a low bar with this cast. Her brilliant statement about how she is too young and pretty to put up with bullshit from the others said it all for me. Looks and age don't last forever. This coming from her is rich - she speaks like she is reading off of hooked on phonics flash cards. LA values are really something else.

It shouldn't take long for this show to die - it is circling the drain right now. The people who are now left are all horrible with the exception of the Toms, and I don't dislike Peter, but I certainly don't want to be stuck watching a full hour of them. I was living for the stink face Jax was giving. He is seething with jealousy and just barely contained rage and is his own worst enemy. He really thinks the world is out to get him, and he has done nothing to deserve it. Poor poor baby. The British wanker might be sober but I suspect he still has a lot of work to do on himself, otherwise he will be a dry drunk and that is no way to live. And the same can be said for Lala. I would love to know why Danica thought it was her place to insert herself in conversations that were no concern of hers. I just cannot stand her or Charli and will not watch another season if we are stuck with them and Scheana. At this point, I would rather watch a show about Vanderpump dogs, swans and horses. I laughed and laughed when Andy intro'd a segment as Real housewives and the look of horror on LVP's face. This is what it has come down to.

For sure. Maybe he and Jesse could team up and take their talents on the road to some seniors homes. Hell, throw Ash in there as well. Tom could give salsa dancing lessons, Jesse motivational bs, and Ash could coach them on relationships and talking in circles.

And she has a nice car.

I don't know why they seem to favour Lucy. If they were going to a cook off, I would have preferred that the three of them compete. My favourite is Francis by a long shot and I really hope he can pull out a win. And because it bears repeating, Eden needs to stop yelling. She really does lack warmth. I did love seeing Danny Smiles again.

Thank you for helping my try to make sense of why Erika kept insisting that Denise was being so judgemental. I could not figure that out at all.

The best part to me was Sonja stuffing her face the whole time she was at Ramona's. Dornida just gets more hideous by the week. She takes absolutely no accountability for anything she does, and loses her shit and goes straight for an attack. Maybe Ramona should have tried to talk to her one on one, but I think the result would have been no different.

Exactly, and she is way too insecure. Those two hyenas are capable of tearing her to shreds.

FIFY. That is a speech habit she has that annoys the crap out of me. Also her toilet mouth is really dialled up to 11 this season. Huh. I wonder if that is the way she parents her daughters as well. Well, well, the missing husbands all crawled out of the woodwork tonight. I wonder if that was their seasonal appearance. Rinna was salivating during that ride back with Garcelle and Denise. I am actually finding it painful to watch Kyle cursing and crying every week. She is having a meltdown a la Dorinda. Her outfit was ugly, but I wasn't fussed about Garcelle's either. I love that Denise just DGAF and wears jeans. Dorito and PK are just pitiful. They seem to be living on a very shaky house of cards.

And it was the grand finale for me. I have no interest in watching another season of this with the current bunch and even moreso if they add that horrendous LV Scheana clone. One of her is more than enough. And the rest of the newbies all suck. I was a defender of LVP in the RHOBH takedown, but her overabundant presence on this show has completely changed my view of her. Jax is a very bitter and unhappy person. He might benefit from off screen therapy and rehab, and maybe some prescription meds if a diagnosis warrants it. I don't know anything about the big bad edit Scheana apparently received, but will do some digging before I say anything else about her, but my feeling is that she has provided them with plenty of material to work with. I am completely over those shrieking witches Katie and Stassi. I don't think we have been shown any justification for the beastly level of treatment Kristen has received from them. It has become tiresome to have nothing funny to snark about which is why this show is dead to me - after the reunion, of course.

Vodka vagine?

These women all need a few sessions with Martin the boxer. I was howling with him trying to counsel Dinsdale about her problems with Dorito and trying to keep her from punching him in the nuts. I think Tinsley has a case of arrested development. Maybe her life of privilege has resulted in her emotional immaturity. And I can understand how annoying that could be to engage with, but she is not a mean person. I feel no sympathy for Dorinda anymore. She needs to climb off the pity pot and maybe put the wine glass down. She is an angry, mean bitter bully. My life sure hasn't turned out the way I had hoped, and neither has it for nearly everybody else I know, and none of us are whining about how unfair it is all.the.damn.time. Not always easy, but we just deal with it and get on with life. I don't understand why Leah would give the master bedroom to her kid who is only there half the time. I am not nearly as amused as Leah is by Turnip Sonja. She is a sloppy gross drunk. But I am not really a fan of Ms. Morgan, either. And God bless Ramona for being a supportive and empathetic friend to Dorinda. Not sure why this Elyse is hanging around, but I don't hate her. She keeps it real.

I completely agree with this assessment. Kyle is neither bright nor a match in the witty repartee department and her inability to articulate results in frustration: yelling, crying and walking away. I also never would have heard of her if it wasn't for that useless niece of hers. And LVP definitely has not done herself any favours on her other show.

The right team won this. Three of them easily could have gone home, and while I do think Imrun's time is up, they chose the right two. Xin probably would have dodged the boot if he wasn't the team captain. I wish they had given the winning team some feedback on their dishes, especially Francis and Stephanie. His deserved some praise, and hers were a fail, sadly. I felt bad for her. I find Jo very hard to like. She did do a good job as FOH and they loved her desserts. She has been lucky to be able to do them two weeks in a row, but I kinda think she is a one trick pony and she is abrasive. I don't mind Eden, but wish she would tone it down a bit. She sounds like she is yelling most of the time. And I wonder where Mark was - did they say?

I am not going to diagnose or label anyone an alcoholic, but based on my own personal experiences, I see that Luanne demonstrates many traits of one, as well as having a family history. I don't think she can have just one drink - whether she wants to or not is irrelevant. Her behaviour and attitude say something different. Now, having said that, as a non-drinker in recovery for 18 years, I would never subject myself to any of these events. I long ago lost any urge or craving to drink, but it is not the least bit entertaining to be around a bunch of drunk people when you are the only sober person. Because I value my life today over everything else as a sober person, I can only find it entertaining/mortifying at a safe distance through the screen. Lu has every justification and excuse in the book ready to lay out. She is in complete denial that she may have a problem, and until/if she herself admits it, she is not an alcoholic. To some degree, much of this can be said about Dorinda and Sonja as well. And I do worry for Leah as I think she is walking toward a landmine.

I am so sorry for your loss.

Lol, that's a blast from the past! I thought Jacques was just ahead of us all with a Corona hair situation. He sure seems to have a type, though. Lu and Paige could pass for sisters. I didn't have any trouble understanding him, and those others might have if they kept their mouths shut. I agree. It was Dorinda who started talking. Her prounounciation of "olcohol" makes mine hurt. I really think she seems on the verge of a breakdown. Although she has been bitter and hateful for the last couple of years when she is drunk, it seems to be her regular state now. Unless she is drunk all the time, which would explain her enabling Lu so she has a drinking buddy. Instead of wallowing in self pity she should be grateful for the years of lavish life she had when she landed Richard, because she wasn't born into it.