Chicklet

I'm setting myself free and letting the gray do it's thing. Should save me lots of time but I can't see under my bangs.

That Fez on Ro's head is just so unbecoming. I could use a pedicure.

That is one ugly tablecloth Ro is wearing.

Ro needs some psychoactive drugs in addition to a diet.

Yea Ro, Nutrisystem is aiming for you it seems. Just wait, after filming resumes its going to be supersized- Naked, Fat, and Smothered!

Black is so slimming though.

These patients are math geniuses.

Her boobs are going to dislocate her spine if she dances too strenuously.

A TIARA! I knew my birthday party was lacking something.

Who the hell puts spackle on their eyelids for a party? I mean I don't even wear makeup because ....reasons. But even I know that's not a good look.

We could be related possibly. I've broken two bones two separate times doing just that. Fun times. Luckily so far I haven't gotten my hip. I'm counting down the days.

Oh man at least Anne Marie went to the hospital and didn't continue to think that a fever was a side effect of a medication. Good grief. So she paused to make a blog post instead of taking care of this. Of course she did. This child needs more education before she kills herself.

Hopefully Richard and Mean girl had a discussion about wills and property when they were planning to get married. I can't imagine someone like Richard not doing that so it shouldn't have been a surprise that he left property he owned before marriage to his own children and she shouldn't have expected to have been left that property. Of course mean girl doesn't seem the brightest bulb so she might have expected he would change his mind.

I'm sad nobody ever praised me for being sacrificial. I demand that for my next birthday or Christmas even. Do they make a card for that?

So not everybody in this whackjob family follows everybody in this whackjob family on Instagram eh? I figured that was in the rule book or something. Go figure.

And testing negative for COVID is in no way a guarantee of escaping the infection. Many people have been tested multiple times before they test positive since the test available isn't terribly reliable. Unfortunately.

They should be doing volunteer work but that wasn't how Jinger was raised, other than doing that as a photo op and evidently Jeremy doesn't do volunteer work either. Should be a good time to start if they want to garner good will. But they want the easy way only it isn't proving too easy, which is excellent.

So that's how she got the cancerous chicken mcnugget on her lip.

Dorito needs to make up her mind because she flip flopped on whether she is with John. Maybe what she says when she's drunk isn't what she wanted for public consumption and then oops she realized there goes the free dry-cleaning.

I went to the dentist this week and they have always worn PPE for cleaning (to a degree) this time was like ebola was out there. Face masks, face shields, gowns, gloves, one person in one person out. It was probably the safest environment you could be in. They checked temperatures and you had to be screened for travel, contact with someone who has a cough or diagnosed COVID. I was happy, even my OCD spouse was cool with it. It helps to have an OCD dentist too. Mine once used latex gloves on me, to which I have an allergy. He called me at home every hour for a whole day to make sure I wasn't dying.

Can I say ouch after having knee surgery, that's fabulous. Janelle knows nothing and was taught nothing other than "post vague nonsense daily-ish" and I'm sure her certification (heh) stressed that. She wasted money on a scam certification as far as I can tell. So the saying- you get what you pay for- continues to be true. ETA- now I would have had some respect for her had she gone for a nutrition degree or dietician or exercise physiology degree but that would require proving she knew what she was talking about and she's not all about that.

I can't wait for the "Kardashian Kure" for Korona Viris (spelling intentional).

I've had mine go off from a teeny little spider who set up shop inside my smoke detector. Usually at 3 am. When I have to get up at 6. Just stay way from the grapes!

I'd rather have Bethenny back than the raging bitch that is Dorinda. She's clearly in need of a muzzle and a tranqulizer dart.

I hope the boxer keeps up the recaps.